I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

Lixiang ignored Gaitiya's weak voice, and put his arms around her shoulders and pulled her close to her, whispering slowly in her ear.

"I can only tell you here secretly. In fact, my friend suddenly became aware of human beings after he became the director of Chaldea. He has changed so much that I can't recognize him at all. The past will only Saying "What is a human being? "He, unexpectedly, was able to get out of that contradiction and find the answer."

If it was the usual Getia, I am afraid that this simple lie has been seen through. Regardless of the fact that there are only three generations of directors in Chaldea, the first generation director died a long time ago, and the second generation director is working overtime. hell.

And the director of the third generation is the master she is proud of, but now she is completely attracted by Lixiang's sentence of "getting out of contradictions", which is exactly what she has always wanted to achieve. Yes, what you want to pursue.

"Really...really?"

Hooked!

A demonic smile appeared on the corner of Lixiang's mouth for a moment, which startled Olga Marie who was peeking at Lixiang.

Fortunately, human beings are evil, and the spiritual pollution learned from the evil gods is difficult to be effective, and the skill of the devil's whisper learned by Barnir is needed to take her down.

"Of course it's true! If you fake it, you will pay ten! And now that you are the director of Chaldea, you will also get Lixiang's special soap and laundry detergent as a gift! These things can not only clean any filth, even the filth and filth brought about by the mystery." Cursed! All you need to do is rub it with soap like you wash your hands to clean it!"

"And it is completely made of natural and pollution-free materials! Some special materials are also specially added! Even eating is no problem! In an emergency, you can eat soap and drink laundry detergent to wait for rescue! The world Is there a more reassuring combination of suits? No!"

"And the taste is guaranteed by me! Now you only need to sign your name on this contract, and everything will be free! No material! It will be given to you, then! Sign it!"

Gaitia looked at Tachika who was frantically stuffing the contract into her hand and handing over a pen. For some reason, she felt a little in awe, as if she immediately fled here to stay away from the very abnormal master, but as long as you sign this A contract...she will be able to understand human beings.

At this time, Li Xiang still didn't realize that his current MLM appearance was exactly the same as those people he saw at the headquarters of Axis Cult in the past, even a little higher than their fanaticism.

"I sign."

It's done!I'm out of file-handling hell!Oye!

Although Lixiang wanted to cheer now, he still pretended to be calm and watched Getia sign the contract, and after carefully keeping the contract with Getia's name written on it, the smile on his face was gone. Can't stop.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm liberated!"

"Hehehehahahaha! I can finally understand human beings!"

Olga Marie looked at the two who started to laugh at the same time, silently pushed open the door of the director's office and left. If she stayed with them like this, even she might be infected into a strange person.

ps

After becoming an Axis teacher, he can become versatile! (Side effect passively attracts various undead)

Proficient in all kinds of magic and acrobatics, good at selling all products gods!

Let's teach! (hand laundry detergent)

Ask for recommendations, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards, ask for blades!

Book group number: 241156779

The answer is the name of the book!

Chapter 48 You've got all the Rape Catch skills!You catch me every time I strike up a conversation!

"Sure enough, I am still a doctor... There are no documents piled up on a large table."

Li Xiang slumped on the chair and looked at Nanding, the head nurse who was arranging the medicine bottles. Although she was a doctor, except for those innocent heroes captured by Nightingale, basically no patients would come here for treatment.

Although Nightingale's treatment method is very Spartan, the disease can be cured, but a few parts may fall off from the body. Without Lixiang, no one will help to remove these parts. The "parts" that came down were put back together.

"Aren't the head nurses going to carry the wounded soldiers today?"

"No, today we need to sort out the medicines, confirm the equipment and sterilize the room as a whole, so we will not accept the initiative to find patients today, but the wounded soldiers outside are handed over to the trustworthy doctors."

"yes…"

After Lixiang asked, he sat on the chair and watched Nanding playing with the medicine. Although he was enjoying his long-lost time of fishing and laziness, he was naturally fond of making troubles... He was bored soon because of his lively nature.

"It would be great if some idiot came to the infirmary to deliver a hair... No way! I'm going to be bored to death if I go on like this!"

"Please keep quiet in the hospital, otherwise I can only use coercive means."

The unbearable Nightingale grabbed Lixiang's tie and held the pistol in his hand against Lixiang's head. Now the head nurse Nanding, who looked like a ghost, completely made Lixiang unable to resist at all.

If I say one more word, she will definitely shoot!

Lixiang nodded slightly to Nightingale, expressing that she would calm down honestly, then sat back on the chair honestly, hugged her knees and watched Nightingale continue to tidy up the infirmary.

Three minutes later, Lixiang watched Nightingale's eyes gradually become hollow when he was moving mechanically. When did he become so painful that he couldn't even stay in the same place for three minutes?

Was he that fond of active guys in the past?Or was he infected with ADHD by Naiyako who seemed to be able to pop out of nowhere?

Could it be because he has been busy recently?That's why I feel irritated by this kind of aimless daze. It's like making a person who has been running for a long time stop suddenly. move forward.

5 minutes later...

Li Xiang took out a piece of white paper and a pen, then wrote something on the paper, tiptoedly pushed open the door of the infirmary, and then closed it gently, it seems that Nan Ding, who was obsessed with tidying up the infirmary, didn't pay attention to his departure.

"I'm suffocating! Speaking of which, I haven't seen any other doctors in Chaldea except Nanding... Anyway, let's go and have a look!"

Lixiang bounced and moved around Chaldea, facing the curious and guarded eyes of the female police department and the respect and admiration of the perverts along the way, finally found a doctor in Chaldea The Heroic Spirit of the subordinate.

"Huh? Healing with the Holy Grail? No... That is not so much the Holy Grail as it is just a container? Although it is only a part of a container, it is actually an orthodox Holy Grail? Apart from the Holy Grail I gave them, Chaldea, There are still..."

Lixiang carefully looked at the white figure in front of him. Although he had met her a few times so far, he only left after saying hello. It was only after seeing her treasure for the first time that he understood her identity. The peculiarity of the Holy Grail.

That is the Holy Grail that is qualified to truly complete the third method, and it is not at the same level as the Holy Grails that Chaldea has collected so far. The ability of the Cup of Fatian.

And although her Holy Grail is far less magical than those Holy Grails, it is the same as the Holy Grail that Lixiang had before, and it is the Holy Grail used to complete the third ritual.