I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"Akuya! Stretch your head over to me! I promise it will be just one!"

"No! Huihui, Yoyo, help me!"

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Chapter 9 Intimate Big Sister Wiz

"What's the matter with the palm print on your face?"

Barnier wiped the glass goods in his hands, and asked Lixiang with a malicious smile. Although he didn't know exactly what happened, since Lixiang's screams like killing a pig last night, and the rising from his house Look at the three mushroom clouds.

No matter how you think about it, Lixiang was beaten by his wife again.

"You know what you're asking, but I haven't settled the matter with you about Hakoniwa!"

Li Xiang rubbed his left cheek as he said, feeling overwhelmed by his super-steel straight male-level operation last night, he must have lost his mind yesterday, after going home to teach Akuya a lesson, he He began to comfort Megumi who was not confident in her own charm.

Although there is nothing wrong with this approach, what I said out of a hurry yesterday...

From the explosions yesterday and the slap prints that have not disappeared, it can be seen that Lixiang did not comfort Huihui, but completely angered her.

"I just accidentally said some truths, and I always say loyal words are against my ears..."

"So dear friend, have you ever heard of a word called misfortune comes out of your mouth?"

Lixiang cast a sideways glance at Barnier, who didn't expect this guy to know idioms, did he secretly go to Chaldea to buy a Xinhua dictionary?

"At least I've never seen Huihui so angry, so I can't help but wonder... Did I cause a big disaster this time?"

Taking out the white wine that he didn't know where he got it, Li Xiang directly took a sip from the bottle and lay down on the table, the pungent smell of alcohol made his current bad mood a little less,

Banier smelled the strong smell of alcohol and put the goods in his hands into the huge cargo box, and winked at Wiz at the side to let her go out, but unfortunately, the upper part of his face was completely masked Covered, and Wiz, who was already very stupefied in front of him, not only did not leave, but took the initiative to come over.

"Mr. Barnier, are you calling me?"

"Ha... Did you sacrifice your IQ when you became a lich..."

Before Wiz could ask what Barnier meant, he was held by Li Xiang and pulled him to sit on the stool next to him. The smell of alcohol emanating from Li Xiang made Wiz just smell it. Already a little drunk.

It can be seen that he has drunk an unknown amount of wine since yesterday.

"Lixiang? What's wrong with you? It's not good to drink too much wine?"

"...Wiz, do you think I'm a scumbag?"

"Ah?! This...from stepping on n boats, having a fiancée and hooking up with women everywhere, shouldn't it be?"

Wiz tilted his head and thought for a while, and then expressed his conclusion under Barnier's exasperated gaze, which made Lixiang, who was already somewhat decadent, go through a lot of vicissitudes in an instant, and picked up the wine bottle on the table and drank it vigorously. stand up.

"But this is just the evaluation of Lixiang from the outside world, isn't it? In fact, Akua and the others look very happy, and the relationship with Lixiang is also good, which makes me a little envious. The most important thing is that this kind of thing only needs to If you are willing, it won’t be the turn of outsiders to intervene, right?”

"Wiz... remember to finish speaking in one breath next time, ahem! I think so too, friends, drink less, it's all my commodity... and you will never give me money."

Barnier watched in pain as Li Xiang gulped down the expensive wines on the table as water. It would be fine if he could taste it carefully, but according to his drinking method... he dared to bet a hundred dollars Gold coins, Lixiang didn't drink any flavor.

Ever since Lixiang ran over to see him early in the morning, Barnier knew that trouble was coming, and he let Lixiang drink his drink because he wanted to keep silent and didn't want to cause trouble to his upper body. After all, this man ran away from the very beginning. I didn't come to him to find a solution.

"Shut up! Without me! How can you make so much money! Since you want wine so much, I'll just pay you back... Ugh!"

Seeing Lixiang holding the wine bottle and vomiting, Wiz hastily snatched the wine bottle from Barnier under his regretful eyes, otherwise Banir could have sold this bottle of wine to someone for an extremely expensive one. price.

"Lixiang, what's wrong with you? Did something happen?"

Let Lixiang, who was a little drunk, lie on his lap, Wiz's hand with a faint blue light gently pressed against his face, the cold palm relieved Lixiang's drunkenness and the sting of the palm print on the left face a little. .

"in argument…"

"Huh? What did you say?"

"Hui Hui quarreled with me! Because when I was comforting her yesterday, I accidentally said that she had small breasts and was short... Then Hui Hui exploded in anger."

Hearing Lixiang comfortingly say that Huihui is short-chested, Wiz smiled wryly, because Huihui's character is so stimulated by such a big truth that it is no wonder that she is not furious, but compared to the reason why Huihui is angry, she On the contrary, Lixiang was even more surprised that she had quarreled with Huihui.

"Did you quarrel?"

"Well, I was slapped by Hui Hui, and then I was blasted three times in a row with Explosion Magic, and I was scolded for being a fool, and then she didn't answer me when I asked her to eat."

"It turns out that the quarrel is still one-sided..."

At this time, Barnir also sneaked away very tactfully. This kind of negotiation is best done by a woman named Wiz, and as a demon, he doesn't really understand this kind of emotional disputes. The most important thing is ...he despises trouble.

"What does Lixiang think of Huihui's small breasts? Do you hate it?"

"Are you kidding me! Poor breasts are a rare resource! Uneven breasts can make the world even better! Those pitiful breasts, like shy buds, are filled with the fantasies and romances of countless men!"

"Does Lixiang hate Huihui's short stature?"

"How come? Legal loli is the best!? Rather, I hope Huihui will always maintain this height. This kind of height that can completely hug her and love her is just right!"

"Does Lixiang like Huihui?"

"Of course it's the whole universe! It's the number one favorite in the world! That's my wife! From body to soul, even a strand of hair can only belong to me! Every moment spent with her Every second is my most precious treasure!"