I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"Nowadays is a face-seeking society. Handsome guys are basically popular. If you have time to pretend to be bad and squat here to obstruct traffic, why don't you dress up and run to the place where no one knows you in the box court, holding a bouquet of 99 roses, Standing in front of the realm gate, and casually showing off your financial resources, I think a bunch of young ladies will stuff chocolates for you like crazy."

Gao Wen and the others originally belonged to the handsome guys among the handsome guys. As long as they keep their mouths shut and dress up, they definitely belong to the charismatic male gods who can crush the first-line male stars, um... Of course, the premise is that they don’t speak, and they will break if they speak. It worked.

As for Blackbeard...does he still need to receive other chocolates now?

"When you receive a girl's chocolate, you pick out one of your own roses and give it to her, and then continue to pretend to be waiting for someone. Pretending to be an infatuated man is very popular. I believe it won't be long before you eat chocolate." I feel like throwing up."

Akuya and the others also fell silent when they heard this. It seems that Lixiang's flirting skills are much better than they thought, especially this kind of skill of hooking up ordinary girls. Torture him well.

Lixiang snickered in his heart when he said this. Although he can hook up some women with this trick, the ones who are attracted by this trick are basically not normal guys. They are either scheming bitches or green tea bitches, but they are only used to collect chocolates. no problem.

Of course, if Gao Wen and the others want to have an in-depth exchange with each other, it all depends on their personal abilities. At least they are all perverts and not serious guys. It's okay to be cheated by a scumbag.

"The president still has a brilliant idea, let's do it now!"

"Oh, wait! Stop it for me!"

The delinquents who were still running back stopped instantly, and some of them fell to the ground because of their posture. They all turned their heads and wanted to ask Lixiang why he stopped them, but these questions came when Lixiang took them out of the bag. When a large pile of chocolates came out, it instantly turned into a strong sense of faith in the chairman.

"Today's Valentine's Day, cheer me up! Here are your chocolates. At least you can receive at least two chocolates today. By the way, Blackbeard, this is the chocolate someone specially asked me to bring to you. By the way, there is another letter."

Throwing a pink heart box with different chocolates than his own to Blackbeard, Lixiang turned around and left here. After all, he still has to give chocolates to others, so naturally he has no time to waste on Blackbeard and the others. Trust Lihua Today is also about to break my legs to give chocolates, and eat a lot of chocolates...I'll give her some digestive medicine later.

"Well... the matter of the Gentlemen's Association has been settled, and the next step is... Joan of Arc and the others. The difficulty will really start now..."

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Why are so many books offline recently? ? ?

what happened?what happened?Confused and flustered

Chapter 15 Valentine's Day Special (3) (Congratulations on the reunion of mother and son Heizhen)

"Just pass by like this? Well...it will feel awkward, but if it gets smaller, my integrity..."

Li Xiang quietly hid in the corner and looked at the dormitories of the Joans of Arc, as if he was struggling with something, but in the end he made up his mind as a man... turned around and left!

I usually feel a little embarrassed when I meet Joan of Arc and the others. If there is another premature death at this time, or if I can't control myself for a while, I haven't told Aqua and the others about Canary and the Queen of Halloween!

"Where are you going?"

"Wow ah ah ah!"

As soon as he turned around, he couldn't help screaming. Gilles de Rey's weird face, like a dead goldfish, was almost stuck to Lixiang's face. I'm afraid that someone who saw such a weird face couldn't help crying out. Come on, not to mention that because Jill himself has peered into the abyss, his eyes have become more like those of the deep divers. Most people will have san value identification just by his gaze.

"Huh... so it was you. For a moment, I thought Mr. Ke had come to Chaldea. I subconsciously wanted to activate the big light wheel to purify it. Fortunately, I stopped..."

"You should know that the saintesses are looking forward to your arrival."

When talking about the topic of Joan of Arc, Jill did not have the usual madness and persistence at this time. Instead, he regained a certain degree of rationality just like Saber introduced him, but maybe it was the respect for Lixiang or the worship of him as an evil god , at this moment, he is still using honorifics.

"Well, I don't need you to tell me, but... you also know my situation, right?"

Jill didn't make a sound but stared blankly at Lixiang and then lowered his head, kneeling on the ground like a devout believer.

"They are all poor girls who fought for the people during their lifetimes, but died when they were young because of the ignorance of the people. It was not until hundreds of years after their death that they were cleared of their titles as witches."

"Marshal Jill..."

Not paying attention to the dirt left by the Heroic Spirits running around on the floor, Jill put her head on the ground and placed the taxi seat that she learned from a Japanese follower.

"Originally, I am not qualified to say this. At that time, I am not qualified to say this at all, but... please look at their pity, happiness, even if it is just a little bit of happiness, please give them. , they are good people who deserve happiness, whether in life or after death."

"Is that what I pray for as an evil god?"

"No, I just entrust you as a disqualified protector."

Lixiang stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, then sighed, with a relieved smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to help Jill, who was kneeling on the ground, and helped him wipe off the dust on his body.

"I see, don't worry! As the director of Chaldea, it is my duty to let the heroic spirits live a happy life, and this is what I should do."

Jill raised his head and smiled, turned around and left here silently, watching his back disappear at the end of the corridor, Lixiang took a deep breath to relieve his tension, patted his cheek hard, and it was time to test his acting skills in a while.

Li Xiang's adult body began to shrink gradually, and white steam emerged from Li Xiang's body, covering his surroundings and completely isolating outside interference. After a while, a pair of small hands tore through the fog surrounding him, Xiao An carried A bag that didn't fit his body size came out of it.

After stretching to get used to her current body, Xiao An put away the bag full of chocolates first, and after arranging the children's clothes on her body a little, she walked towards Joan's dormitory with a nervous expression.

When she came to the door, Xiao An didn't hesitate to knock on the door, but quietly pushed open a small crack, put her head in, and was relieved when she saw the three Joan of Arc sitting in front of the TV and playing games.

Fortunately, they are here, otherwise it would be a very dangerous thing to find someone in Chaldea with this posture, and they might be abducted by some Zhengtai.

He opened the sneak and walked in, closed the door gently, and quietly approached the three who were playing games on the sofa.

"Tsk, it's an acceleration mushroom again, you guys can't cheat, right?!"

"Oh ho ho! This is the result of accumulating the rewards of good deeds. When I grow up, I can't understand it. It's better to say that the props are all banana peels!"

"Haha...you two don't quarrel~"

Heizhen looked displeased at Youzhen who had already dumped her for almost a lap of the track, that's why she hated this damn game of luck so much, why was she all banana peels, and that guy was a bunch of good props? ! ?

Is this the difference between lucky E and lucky A++? !hateful!

Joan looked at this scene with a wry smile. The luck of Youzhen and Heizhen were two extremes, but her lucky C was a completely ordinary person, and she had been the second place in the game with luck since just now.

In order to help prevent Heizhen's mentality from exploding, she also tried to secretly release water to lose, but she saw through all of them. Not only did she ignore her kindness, but she gave her a fierce look with tears in her eyes, as if to say "" You just let my old lady deliberately, believe it or not, my old lady killed you!"