They Gather Here

Chitanda hurriedly stood in front of Luo Zhen, with an appearance of loyally protecting the lord.

This action will only backfire.

Luo Zhen quickly pulled the first graders behind him, and said, "Actually, most of you also want girlfriends, right?"

Someone yelled: "Are you showing off?"

Luo Zhen wanted to show off, but if any of them were to be the heroine, the result would be miserable——

He was beaten to death by three others on the spot.

He coughed lightly and said, "Now, it's still too late to make changes!"

No one answered.

"Why, even though you have so much money, you can only use it to buy figures (a lot of buyers have money), but you can't find a female partner who can be used to give small gifts?"

Heartbroken.

"Why, even though I have read so many novels, I can't find a common language, so I can only feel sad alone?"

crit.

"Why, the otaku doesn't have a girlfriend?"

real damage.

Under Luo Zhen's step-by-step questioning, the resident huddled together, as if hugging each other to keep warm.

They really are a bunch of fighting scum...

very pitiful.

Thinking of this, Yukinoshita gently pulled Luo Zhen's hand, and said in a low voice: "It's almost enough, there is no need to hurt people's self-confidence."

"No, I'm telling the truth." Luo Zhen replied, "After all, Nihong has a culture of puppy love, and most of them want to fall in love."

"what is that?"

"..."

Only then did Luo Zhen realize that he had said something wrong.

Boys and girls aged 14-18 all over the world have a love culture. Only China calls this "puppy love". They have to sneak around, ask their parents, and write inspections.

This has a certain relationship with the national conditions——

Although Huaxia is strong, its foundation is still weak after all. Ordinary people have to pass the college entrance examination to achieve class leapfrogging.

And falling in love will definitely have an impact on performance.

In other words, if the lower-class population in China can maintain a decent life through informal employment, it is estimated that the overall social trend of thought will have much less opposition to puppy love.

Luo Zhen scratched his head and said, "It's not 'puppy love', it's 'love'."

Yukinoshita couldn't help but let out a "huh".

There is only the word "first love" in Japanese, but there is no concept of "puppy love", but the girl can probably guess what that word means.

In fact, she used to be somewhat disdainful of love, but now it is different. Instead, she holds the view that "love is never early or late, when you find yourself in love with someone, that is the beginning of love".

I hope that everyone can find their love, and that all lovers in the world will be married.

that……

What about rivals?

It's better to say than to sing!

Yukinoshita looked at Megumi Kato and Eriri, feeling a little annoyed for a while.

Seeing her deep in thought, Luo Zhen couldn't help being a little dazed, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

The girl shook her head, but said nothing.

In this case, it would be better not to continue asking questions.

Luo Zhen shifted his gaze to the group of A Zhai, and said: "Everyone, I know that you all want to fall in love, so you need to examine yourself, understand your own shortcomings and correct them, so that you have a chance."

I can't even believe it myself.

Unexpectedly, the housekeepers nodded in agreement.

What the hell……

Just say it casually!

Luo Zhen is not a master of love. Now that he has been kicked out and put on the shelf, he can only continue the topic just now: "Then, let's sum it up for ourselves. Which one should I talk about first?"

No one volunteered.

Luo Zhen can only throw bricks to attract jade: "Take me as an example. In the past, maybe I was not interested in fashion. I didn't pay attention to dressing. I obviously didn't wear old-fashioned clothes on purpose, but I chose those old-fashioned clothes. , Occasionally, like an uncle, he tucks the hem of his clothes into his trousers."

These words really resonated with everyone.

Many people nodded in agreement, and even pulled out the corners of their clothes stuffed into their trousers.

Moreover, seeing Luo Zhen blew himself up, more people joined the topic.

Discussions arose.

……

"There is also an unpleasant smell. The smell like school rags, the smell of wet clothes, and the smell of sweat will make people feel disgusting."

"Indeed, although there is a smell of sweat in summer, as long as you take a good bath, you can suppress the bacteria, and your body will not stink. The reason why the disgusting house smells bad is because you don't take a good bath."

"There are also gongbo comics, gongbo discs, gongbo photobooks..."

"Men all have exuberant prehistoric power, so isn't it normal to watch DVDs?"

"However, if the LINE or Twitter avatar uses an animated picture and writes prpr (the sound made by licking something with the tongue), there is no way."

……

I kill myself?

Sure enough, only oneself in this world can cause the most real harm to oneself.

The five members of the neighborhood committee looked at each other in shock.

Luo Zhen reacted the fastest. He shook his head immediately, regained consciousness, and then winked at Chitanda.

The tool man immediately understood, cleared his throat, and raised his voice: "The drama we acted in has already been explained, so here comes the question, how to cook? Food manga "食のSura" doujinshi, booth b-013 is awesome Now on sale, waiting for your patronage!"

Isn't that the narration changed?

Luo Zhen felt a headache.

Unexpectedly, someone immediately shouted for money, saying that they wanted to buy a copy.

This can be a bit distressing.

Ying Lili lowered her voice: "Luo Jun, we have agreed to the organizer of the CM just now, and now we are betraying, maybe there will be problems?"

"Sell first." Luo Zhen replied, "There is no other way."

"Well……"

"Let's do it!"

Ying Lili had no choice but to nod her head.

As a result, doujinshi is decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, while the money box is gradually being filled.

It can only be said that A Zhai is worthy of being a Zhai. After buying a doujinshi, he immediately read it.

At the beginning, they really rushed to learn (make) to be (sister) vegetables (zi), but in the end, they were deeply attracted by Yinglili's comics.

Tight rhythm, excellent story, lovely heroine, almost perfect painting style...

In particular, the dishes are so exquisite that they cannot be described.

1 minutes……

2 minutes……

5 minutes……

I don't know how long it took, but someone suddenly said: "Teacher, you are right, learning how to cook can really help us find girlfriends, but the Wensi tofu and white chrysanthemum tofu here are too difficult, we can't handle it! "

This group of people regarded Luo Zhen as Kashiwagi Eri.

Luo Zhen wanted to explain, but was pulled by Ying Lili and stopped with her eyes.

In an instant, he thought of the "Secondary Forbidden Syndrome" just mentioned. If the nerds really regard Ying Lili as an idol, it will be quite troublesome.

I can only impersonate it.

Luo Zhen coughed lightly, and said: "That's true, Wensi Tofu is even a dish for Huaxia chefs to show off their knife skills."

"Can you..."

"No, no cooking utensils."

"But when you performed the drama, didn't you bring a portable gas stove?"

Nothing to say.

Luo Zhen swept around, but found that the surroundings were full of paper books, it was inconvenient to fire, so he was going to continue to use this excuse to prevaricate.

However, Yukinoshita tugged at his sleeve and said, "It's better to satisfy them, otherwise it will be endless."

"I feel that even if I am satisfied, there will be no end."

"So, if you think about a dish that they can really cook, after watching your demonstration, they will be gearing up and can't help but want to go home and try it, so that the crisis can be resolved."

As expected of Yukinoshita, he can be called a strategist.

In fact, Luo Zhen wanted to make "Six Zhai Thousand Steamed Oyster Slices", but the materials were not enough and the difficulty was high, which did not meet Yukinoshita's requirements.

He could only settle for the next best thing, and thought of a dish made with instant food——

Cold instant noodles.

The main reason for choosing this dish is that the ingredients are complete. In addition to the instant noodles as the main ingredient, there are also crispy intestines, cucumbers, sesame oil, vinegar, and old godmother.

And, don't even use a cutting board.