They Gather Here

"You also said that according to the requirements of the student union, girls must participate in this support battle, so the Anti-Luozhen Alliance can't be tough."

"It makes sense. When I think they will send out a boss in women's clothing, I... vomit!"

"Hey, don't really vomit, you!"

Yukinoshita retreated in disgust.

Luo Zhen just put on a face, at most he retched a few times.

He took out his mobile phone and searched a few videos of sports festival support on the Internet. As a result, he either yelled "Vote, vote, Mrs. Come on, Mrs.!" The drums came and beat, and he looked dazed.

It is indeed hard enough, but the shame is too overwhelming, and it will definitely become a lifetime stain.

He almost threw the phone away.

The expressions of the four girls were also very strange. After enduring it for a long time, Ying Lili finally couldn't help but burst out: "Luo Jun, we were hurt by you."

Luo Zhen was also a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, but I saw my grandson's classmate a big man crying there, and I couldn't help but want to give him a chance."

"No, your real reason is much more evil than this. You just want to see them become women's bigwigs."

"Cough cough..."

Don't say it, hey!

The two looked at each other, showing "everyone understands" expressions, and then turned into idiot faces.

Luo Zhen: "That's right."

Ying Lili: "I want to too."

"Hey hey..." ×2.

Yukino held his forehead with a headache, and said in his heart that Ying Lili must not be allowed to fool around with Luo Zhen anymore, otherwise, sooner or later, he will evolve into a happy and funny comparison.

She cleared her throat loudly, motioning for everyone to be quiet, and then said, "Let's talk about the real thing. My suggestion is, this or this type is fine."

As she spoke, she pointed to the phone screen.

It was a 16-year-old video - "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

Ying Lili pondered for a moment, and complained: "Under the snow, is your understanding of house dance still in that era? Your behavior belongs to archaeology."

Yukinoshita hid the phone behind her back: "As I said just now, 'anything of this type is fine', and "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is not the only option."

Apparently, the girl had been caught and hurt her feet because she blushed so obviously.

Eiriri looked at Chitanda again: "Do you have any suggestions?"

Chitanda didn't expect to have her own business, Chitanda was obviously stunned for a second, and then replied in a very uncertain tone: "The only thing I can dance... is the Obon dance?"

"Do you want to support the spirits of monsters and ancestors?"

"I was wrong."

"..."

"..."

Eerily quiet.

Sure enough, you shouldn't ask the tool man.

Ying Lili sighed, and turned her gaze to Kato Megumi.

Kato Megumi tilted his head and thought for a while, then gave the answer: "I quite like the one that has been very popular on the Internet recently. It came from the Philippines, and a few boys danced it. It's not difficult, "Xin Treasure Island"."

puff!

Luo Zhen and Ying Lili sprayed.

The other two girls showed puzzled expressions.

Sure enough, in this world, ignorant people are more likely to obtain happiness.

Yukinoshita searched on the N station (NICONICO animation), but only saw a very retro diamond-shaped dance step, and the confusion on his face deepened.

In fact, "Xin Treasure Island" is a live-action adaptation of the comic "Broken King". "(Osamu Tezuka's work) theme song, some years ago.

The reason why it has maintained its popularity for a while is because of the retro style of the MV and the magical diamond-shaped dance steps, which lead to a wide range of ghost (wind) animal (criticism) systems (injury) in this work.

In other words, there are many versions.

Luo Zhen came to Xuexia's side and instructed in a low voice: "You should search like this, fierce... male... version... new... treasure... island..."

Just by hearing the name, you know it's not a good idea.

As the video was opened, the bad premonition was confirmed by Yukinoshita.

She saw the following movements:

The posture of heaven and man→tactical walking→up and down hitting→left and right balance jumping→charming dance steps→fairy (baboons) humans (baboons) pointing (scratching) roads (heads)→breaking the seal→bear rubbing against trees→tornado destroying the parking lot→seeing Fangrong→Tactical fluff→Spread wings→Fish out of water.

The entire video is 1 minute and 27 seconds, but it is as long as a century.

Yukinoshita and Chitanda's jaws fell to the ground, making two loud bangs, "Bang Dang~" and "Bang Dang~", and fell to pieces.

Kato Megumi looked at it with gusto, and said: "The C is really handsome, with confident eyes, a serious expression, a figure like a dancer, and a very strong rhythm of fat shaking and absorbing, plus a hairstyle like a prodigal son. .”

The girl was close to saying "I witnessed the rise of the king of heaven".

However, the C position is full of upper body!

Chitanda said that she couldn't understand: "Is this really good-looking?"

Megumi Kato nodded seriously: "This is the real dance area. In the fake dance area before, as long as you wear cute enough clothes and white enough P, you can stretch out your hands and show your legs casually, and there will be a group of people calling wildly."

On this point, Luo Zhen still agrees.

He saw an up master in the dance area of ​​station N before, but he turned around, twisted his butt, and swayed his legs. Just because he was wearing a tight leather black dress and black ribbon high-heeled shoes, the comment area was full of dog licks.

According to the house price in Tokyo, licking a dog is absolutely not a house.

"Kato, isn't this video about growing grass?" Luo Zhen asked.

"But I think it's pretty good." Megumi Kato replied, "What about you?"

"Frankly, I think it's pretty good, too."

"That's fine."

The two fell silent.

Chitanda looked around, but couldn't hold back after all, and asked, "Senior, what is 'grass growing'? I'm curious!"

Luo Zhen replied: "On the Internet, isn't laughter 'www', because it looks like grass (plants, don't get me wrong), so funny is called 'grass', and the full screen 'www' is 'grassland'. "

"So, is this "Macho Man Version of New Treasure Island" the prairie?"

"That's understandable."

"Then I think it's pretty good."

It's over, I was confused by this magical dance again!

Luo Zhen felt a chill rising from behind.

At the same time, two other girls joined in and agreed.

Yukinoshita: "Since you want to dance, you should do it to the extreme. The ultimate funny ratio is also the ultimate."

Ying Lili: "This dance is very simple. For people like us who have no foundation, it is very easy to complete quickly, so let's do it."

So, ヽ(￣ω￣(￣ω￣(￣ω￣(￣ω￣〃)ゝ, the four girls looked at Luo Zhen together.

Of course Luo Zhen refused, because as long as he agrees, the C position must be his own, 100% must be restored [-]%, not to mention the naked upper body, and the sultry little eyes can't be imitated at all.

He coughed lightly: "I...I'm a coach!"

Yukinoshita raised her eyebrows: "Huh?"

In the past, as long as this girl showed a little dissatisfaction, Luo Zhen would be scared.

But today he decided to fight to the end: "Aren't you the coach in the fun horse riding battle? Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps?"

Another Chinese proverb.

Yukinoshita refused to accept: "Isn't it required that men and women must form a team together?"

"You can wear men's clothes."

"..."

Yukinoshita sighed helplessly, resigned to his fate.

The so-called "hit a stick and give a date", Luo Zhen said to comfort: "Don't worry, after all, it is a group activity of our neighborhood committee, or you dance together, I will not be lazy, at least I will buy a SLR to take pictures for you, just buy it ... just buy Sony!"

Sony make believe!

Luo Zhen's heart was bleeding.

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