They Gather Here

vomit!

Eiri covered her mouth and ran directly to the bathroom.

Sawamura Sayuri rubbed her forehead with a headache, then left the table and chased away.

As soon as she opened the door, she saw her daughter was holding the toilet, vomiting faintly.

This silly girl!

Complaining in her heart, Sayuri Sawamura walked over and whispered, "Is it really that bad?"

"You'll know if you try it?" Ying Lili asked back.

"Want to know how to win Luo Jun's favor?"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, Ying Lili immediately stopped vomiting.

Seeing her daughter's reaction, as a mother, how could she not understand?

Sawamura Sayuri rolled her eyes and suddenly said, "Now let's assume a situation where Luo Jun broke up with the incumbent under your persistent provocation..."

If Luo Jun is incumbent, it should be...

and many more!

Putting aside the fact that Luo Jun doesn't have a girlfriend for the time being, there are still a lot of things to complain about!

"'Persistent sow discord', what is this!?" Ying Riri was stunned.

"Back then, your dad and I and his childhood sweetheart..."

"You and my dad!?"

Sawamura Sayuri blinked her eyes subtly: "Let's turn the subject around. On the night that Luo Jun broke up, he dressed handsomely and came to chat with you. What drink should you bring out?"

Dress handsomely?

According to the development of the book, the spirits with high degree should be selected.

Yingli Li gave the answer: "I recommend Hennessy's cherry brandy."

Why Cherry Brandy?

And, is it specific to the Hennessy brand?

Sayuri Sawamura was curious.

But she suppressed the emotion well, saying: "If it were me, I would recommend champagne."

"Champagne?" Inri was stunned, "Isn't opening champagne meant to celebrate?"

"Luo Jundu broke up 'under your persistent provocation', shouldn't we celebrate?"

"Pfft!" Ying Lili laughed.

She looked at her mother, and saw that Sawamura Sayuri was still smiling, and only then did she know that she had been tricked by her mother.

"Mom, are you making fun of me!?" she complained a little.

"Lily, you are still the same as before, you can't hide your emotions." Although it was true, Sayuri Sawamura smiled even more happily, "However, there is one thing, I agree with Yuanzi..."

"A posture of hard work." The mother and daughter said in unison.

Seeing her mother showing a "teachable" smile, Ying Li Li still had a bit of a laugh: "Mom, why are you more anxious than me?"

Sawamura Sayuri did not answer.

She just pinched her daughter's hair dotingly again and walked out of the bathroom.

Seeing her mother's back, Eri Ri was a little confused.

But at this moment, she already knew what to do.

She took out her phone, selected the photo just now, and edited an email.

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Luo Jun:

This is the tomato-fried bananas made by Sister Yuan Zi, is it bad?

Don't worry, since I joined the neighborhood committee, I will try my best to improve my cooking skills.

At least, better than being an editor!

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Eiri didn't hesitate and pressed the send button.

Author's message:

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PS1:

3400 words.

PS2:

In the original work, "Kashiwagi Eri" is undoubtedly the unique pseudonym of Ying Lili, but because the sales are doujinshi and are not involved in publishing matters, there will be no legal disputes.

In my novel, Eiri is a published manga artist, so I will make a little rational adjustment, please forgive me.

Chapter 23 Sharing and Catnip

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You can't do that.

Despite thinking so in her heart, Kato Megumi didn't say it, but yawned with a smile.

The morning sun was shining brightly, shining on Luo Zhen and Kuan Kuan, and a layer of gold was bordered on one person and one cat.

Unfortunately, this picture is not beautiful.

In Kato Megumi's eyes, Luo Zhen is not walking the cat, but mopping the floor with the cat.

Of course, this can't blame Luo Zhen.

If walking a dog is like riding a horse, then walking a cat is like a bullfight. Basically, it's not people walking it, but it walking people.

The main reason is that domestic cats are too timid, primitive instinct of fear and long-term comfort, which lead to serious "persecution delusions". The world is the enemy.

Domestic cats are just like the madmen in Mr. Lu Xun's "Diary of a Madman". The confetti blown by the wind, the sound of footsteps ten meters away, and even the harmless huskies have become evil enemies. to death.

However, because Kuankuan moved frequently, his resistance was not so intense, he just scratched Luo Zhen a few times when he was tied on the pet leash.

Even so, Luo Zhen still had the illusion that he had just beat a [-]-pound fat man.

As for now...

Press the F key to enter the tank?

Well, that's pretty much how it feels.

Wide and wide, his pupils dilated, his hair fluttered, his four legs squatted, he saw the bottom of the car, and he had five big characters written all over his face—

Scared Ben Meow!

The little guy seemed to have completely forgotten his sideways domineering appearance in the first and second middle school, and even Luo Zhen was exhausted.

At this moment, Kato Megumi finally spoke: "Luo Jun, why don't I come?"

"Thank you for your help." Luo Zhen handed over the pet rope.

"Hey-"

"Meow~"

"set off!"

"Meow~"

So the problem is with Luo Zhen?

Looking at the harmony of one person and one cat, he wanted to cry without tears.

In fact, Kato Megumi, like Luo Zhen, is not walking the cat, but being walked by the cat.

However, she enjoyed the feeling of being pulled away by Kuan Kuan.

The landscaping in the six districts of the capital is very good, and the port area is no exception. The little guy will occasionally smell the smell of the lawn, make a "woooooooo" sound, and then take a bite of the grass, and then mix the hairball in his stomach with the grass. Spit it out.

Of course, this time it wasn't hairballs, but squid feet.

Kato Megumi put on gloves, wiped Kuankuo's mouth with a tissue first, then cleaned up the stains on the ground, put it in a portable garbage bag, and thrown it away.

Looking at her movements, Luo Zhen asked subconsciously, "Why are you so skilled?"

"It was Koyuki who taught me." Kato Megumi smiled, "She knows everything about cats, it's like a cat encyclopedia."

"I didn't expect that in addition to 'Xueji Encyclopedia', Yukinoshita had another nickname of 'Cat Encyclopedia'."

"It sounds very similar."

The two took a few steps forward, and Kuan Kuan threw himself on the lawn again, ready to nibble.

This time, Kato Megumi can't let the little guy come around.

She hugged Kuankuan, but as a result, the guy showed his claws and hooked Kato Megumi's clothes with a click, and began to pretend to be dead.

This stuff sucks!

Kato Megumi threw it a few times, but didn't shake it off, but there was a sound of "zilla", and the top of the white dress was stretched a lot.

The picture is too beautiful to be seen.

Luo Zhen took a last, last, last look, and quickly staggered his gaze.

"It's so heavy!" Kato Megumi hugged Kuankuan and scolded, "You should lose weight."

"Woo~woo~woo~" Kuan Kuan was silent, and seemed to have a psychological shadow on the word "weight loss".