Become a Loli Writer

Become a Lolita writer: Tianxinmao

Sister: My brother suddenly turned into a little loli.

Editor: The author of the salted fish in Pigeon Nest suddenly turned into an eight-claw tentacle monster. Why is the author of this foot-picking loli so conscientious?

Protagonist: Don't stop me, I'm still alive, I can walk [-] words a day!

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Chapter 1 Transformation from the Apple Stand

To be honest, Su Meng has stopped believing in any strange existence since kindergarten.

Not to mention, he also saw with his own eyes that the kindergarten teacher kissed a Santa Claus in red at Christmas.

And that Santa Claus face looked completely unfamiliar.

And when the teacher's husband came over with the flowers, he didn't lift his pants, so he fled in a hurry.

And that honest and honest man, with a smile on his face, made Su Meng seem to see a green grassland above his head...

He has long discovered that all demons, witches, monsters, gods, ghosts, etc. are all deceitful.

It is a fairy tale woven by adults and specially designed to coax children.

He's all fake, a bunch of liars!

He also occasionally imagined that he would open the seal on his body, burst out terrifying power, and become a hero to save the world.

It is a pity that these are after all the fantasy of the middle school era.

Now he has graduated from junior high school and entered university.

I think I'm going to be ordinary forever.

Graduating, working, getting married, having children, growing old with a girl...

Until this evening, Su Meng went out to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

When he came out after shopping, he was standing at the horse intersection and waiting for the traffic light, and suddenly felt a little dry in his eyes, and he couldn't help reaching out and rubbing it.

"Also, it's strange that my eyes are not sore when I stay at home and play games all day long. It seems that my eyesight has dropped again recently..."

When he opened his eyes again, his eyes suddenly darkened and brightened again.

The uncle who set up a stall next to him to buy apples asked with a smile, "Little girl, do you want to buy some apples, big and sweet apples, not sweet or expensive!"

"Little, little girl... Are your eyes really okay?"

Su Meng stared at each other blankly.

In any case, I can't figure out that I, a big man with a height of 176cm and a weight of 130 pounds, was actually called by an uncle.

He, who inherited his father's Chinese character face, has nothing to do with the word "little girl" anyway.

It's not that your eyes are bad, old man, it's obviously lame!

Hmm, it feels like there's something behind--

He reached out and grabbed it, but caught a bunch of smooth black hair.

Immediately realized that it was not good, and looked at the road turning mirror not far away.

A figure was reflected on it, causing him to widen his eyes:

"Ha, I turned into a little loli?!"

No, in the convex mirror, it is clearly an extremely lovely little loli.

A head of black hair fell softly behind his back, down to his waist.

On the left side of the head is a white butterfly hairpin.

The big black and white eyes look so innocent, full of a kind of purity and innocence.

The skin is also very smooth and tender, and the touch is very good.

A small Qiong nose, with a small pink mouth.

Coupled with the same petite body, it looks so cute.

Like a little elf, it is particularly eye-catching.

She was wearing an off-white dress at this time.

Tighten her waist tightly, and fully set off her small waist that she holds in her hands.

The skirt with hollow lotus leaf-like stitching flutters gently in the wind, making it look very smart and elegant.

She also carried a small white cat satchel on her body, which looked quite cute.

Many people around looked over, full of undisguised amazing love.

"So, this is me?"

Su Meng was stunned, but still didn't understand what happened.

as a man—

Or it was once a man who let her experience the feeling of wearing a small skirt for the first time.