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This made Fat Cijun look confused, and he didn't know why he made such a request all of a sudden.As a new fan review UP host, he specializes in complaining about various fan dramas selling meat or sand sculptures.

Now 18+ late-night anime is competing with muscular brothers, just like the current "Muscle Girl". On the surface, it seems to teach you fitness, but as a result, several female characters are more beautiful and attractive than the other. Every time they exercise, they emit various indescribable the sound of.

Oh my god, if you keep exercising, you will accidentally open some learning materials, and you will definitely lose weight, and the box of Nutrition Express is not enough!

The witty and humorous way of explaining has allowed him to successfully win many label titles such as "Kai Nian Kuang'an" and "Brain Hole Qing Qi". Finally, he easily found a video "Little Fist Beats Your Chest". The name of the video was very strange, and what made him more concerned was the name of the other party. It was the one who just came to Station B less than a month ago, and the number of followers broke through Two million best-selling author Tianxinmao!

"Hmph, it's all your fault, and I don't want to coax you, I want to cry so much, beat your chest, big villain!!"

Hearing the milky loli voice in Ruo, he suddenly became dark and complicated, why are you so proficient at selling rain?

Listen, such a shameful line is purely for the sake of being cute, it's bloody all over the face.In just three days, this short video has been played tens of millions, and countless people have come here admiringly.Not only that, under the videos of all UP masters, corresponding requests have also appeared one after another. Fans can only listen to how their favorite UP master read this extremely basic sentence.Such a purely cute passage spread all over the Internet like a virus.Even Weibo and other places did not escape.

Hehe, if you want me to read this kind of lines, you really underestimate me, Mr. Fatty smiled.So, let’s get started! After a while, the fans were surprised to find that Fat Cijun actually contributed a piece of "Little Fist Punches Your Chest". Many people couldn’t wait to open it, but they heard a familiar voice say

"Zheng Tu held the knife in his right hand, and his left hand came to grab Lu Da. Lu Tiknot held down his left hand and rushed in. Looking at a foot on his lower abdomen, he kicked him down on the street. Lu Da went one step further. , step on

Looking at Zheng Tu, he said: °Hmph! It's all your fault! I don't want to coax the restaurant, Sajia wants to cry so much, beat your chest, Zheng Tu! Big villain.

"Damn it, it turned out to be the Water Margin version of Little Fist, you are awesome, kneel down!"

"Pfft, the sip of water I just drank directly sprayed a plate, you accompany me to plate!

I didn't come here to coax others, the fans all burst into laughter, I didn't expect it to be this kind of small fist that beats your chest, - punching you will kill you, you are so fucking talented!

Not only Fat Cijun, but even the Bamboo Mouse Brothers did not escape this viral spread, and had to post a corresponding video one

"Hmph, you are holy, and you don't want to coax people. They want to cry so much. They beat your chest. It's so bad... Chick! Look at this bamboo mouse, it knows how to beep, so it's better to braise it in soy sauce Bar!

The bamboo rat brothers raised their knives and dropped their hands, and the bamboo rat who was singing and selling cute died instantly, and turned into a delicious meal after a while! Various versions of Xiaoquanquan were spread, many UP masters, and even many voice actors joined in the fun, Let it spread more and more fiery.

All kinds of magical muscle maniacs have also issued muscle versions of small fists, casserole-sized fists, - punching will really kill people! On the other hand, fans who have been waiting for a week, finally waited for the second chapter of "JOJO" update.

The first episode is called "The Invader Dio". In this episode, a disgusting and absolutely evil villain Dio is perfectly created.An evil person who can destroy everything of the protagonist by any means and wants to take away the protagonist's property.He even forcibly kissed Elina, who might be the protagonist's woman. When the other party couldn't stand the humiliation and washed his mouth with dirty muddy water, he- Baxue kicked her away. It can be said that this is a thorough person,- A villain that made the comment section explode, and countless people wanted to kill Fang.

The protagonist, Jojo, wanted to avenge Elena. The two sides launched a fierce! confrontation, and the villain Dio was beaten and cried by Jojo, which made the readers happy and comfortable.Unbelievably, Joe's father has always been helping Dior, which makes readers feel extremely aggrieved.Readers who understand the cause and effect clearly know that Dio's father originally wanted to kill Joe's father, but he saved him with a purpose, and was regarded as a kindness of life by him.The gentlemen of the Qiao family, the father of Qiao Qiao, who used the name of a gentleman and educated his children, naturally had to treat the son of the "benefactor" well. Qiao Qiao suffered such a blow, but he was still not destroyed, which obviously means that he will definitely take revenge later, This is what countless readers are most looking forward to

"The old thief Tianxin is so ruthless. He dared to kill senior sister, and he dared to be so ruthless in the setting!" In the specially rented office, Xia Ming, who had finished watching "Magic Girl Madoka", couldn't help but took out a cigarette, his fingers trembling a little. On the point of material.Because of dubbing Ying Lili, he accidentally paid attention to the old thief Tianxin, and took a critical look at the other's works by the way.

As a result, in Madoka Magica's manga, the other party dared to kill a popular character in the third episode, and such a cruel setting broke out in the sixth episode.This made him, who originally liked the dubbing of Tsundere Yingli, unable to like it as usual.It's not just him, but all the fans who were originally two or five boys.Each of them also vowed to return to the king's leadership.Never be confused by this black-hearted loli!

-Everyone is almost sworn to the alliance with blood, but unfortunately, when the video "Little Fist Beats Your Chest" came out, Xia Ming found sadly that he seemed to be a loner again! What a group of unbelievable youngsters!

"Hmph, it's all your fault, and I don't coax others, they want to cry so much

At this moment, the phone rang, and Xia Ming answered the call calmly.The voice of Wang Lei, the head of his fan group, came from the opposite side: "Boss, I think we should reconcile with Ah Wei. His second work is also an absolute tough guy style. I think we should not kill each other. Instead, he should join hands with Xia Ming and hung up the phone tiredly. What happened these days made him more aware of his own shortcomings, and he was suppressed by that mysterious Ah Wei in all directions.

No, this is no longer oppression, it is clearly crushing under the feet!

He exhaled a big mouthful of smoke, and said to himself with mixed expression: "Ah Wei, the iron-blooded real man, I didn't expect you to inherit the king's will, this is all the king's gaze in Gensokyo!"

Chapter 102 What dog food is more suitable for single dogs?

"After waiting for a week, it's finally updated. Ah Wei, how can you imitate those pigeons and salted fish manga artists... Passing by forcefully, some greedy clicked on the second chapter. I watched "Death Note" before. It was so cool. , At least two words a day, sometimes even more than a dozen words a day, one day is equivalent to the update volume of others for several months.

As a result, the second "JOJO" directly withered, making him wonder if the other party didn't want to work hard at all because the previous one made too much money.Fortunately, Ah Wei's one story is better than others' two or three words, and it seems quite cool. He has a lot of food, and no one will say that he is short and weak.At the end of the last chapter, the villain Dio was shocked by the outburst of the protagonist Jojo, and then he passed by and was surprised to find that the villain had said such a sentence

[I didn’t expect Qiao Qiao to have such explosive power. I underestimated him before. He is the kind of person who becomes more courageous when frustrated. My shortcoming is that I get angry too easily.I have to grow up, and I have to control my heart more calmly!] Look at me, as an absolutely evil villain, you actually have such a spirit of learning and know how to reflect on yourself, you really don’t want to give the protagonist a life?

However, this is better, the villain is destined to be a sharpening stone for the protagonist.When the main character explodes and kills this guy, the more powerful the villain is portrayed. The more refreshing it will be after killing him.

"The villain is really bad, I don't like it at all, this is a good review!" Qiang Guoguo really likes this comic, and feels that it is very suitable for his own taste.In his opinion, this is the real villain, a villain who is pure to the extreme, and all the plot details describe his "evil".In contrast, in many comics that I pass by and read, the line between good and evil is a bit blurred, or they are obviously bad guys, but they use a whitewashing method to make them turn back.

MD, you have killed so many people and done so many bad things before, what right do you have to be whitewashed? This kind of thinking makes him feel very uncomfortable when he sees many works. If this one dares to whitewash Dior, He will also abandon it without hesitation, and from then on Ah Wei will become black!

The second episode is directly seven years later, and the two "boys" who were originally muscular have finally grown up. He's height has directly risen to 195, and his body is too muscular.This made Guo Qiang pass by want to complain, but after looking at his limbs and bulging belly, he still couldn't complain, he could only swear silently in his heart

"I'm not feeling well today. I'm going to rest early. How can I exercise if I don't have a good rest? Tomorrow, I'll definitely start running tomorrow!" Then he saw with emotion that Jojo and Dior became close brothers at the beginning of the first chapter.Fuck, did I miss an episode?

Now, since we are brothers, I will give you a weapon [Brother Sword] that can deepen brotherhood. You are welcome, please keep it.The result is to continue reading. It is very clear to see Dior's inner monologue. He is only pretending to reconcile with Qiao Qiao, but in fact he still wants to seize Qiao's family property by any means, and is extremely cruel to Qiao Qiao's father who adopted him as a foster son. Poison.

"The plot is progressing a bit fast, and it feels like there is a suspicion of running the journal. After reading the two episodes, there is always such a strange feeling. However, Ah Wei is Ah Wei after all. The portrayal of the two main characters is quite similar. True. In the second chapter, Jojo beat Dio again, realized that Dio planned to poison his father to death, and went to Ghoul Street in order to find evidence. When he was attacked by those villains, he was injured in many places But without the slightest pain and weakness, instead, he conquered those villains with the gentlemanly demeanor of an absolute tough guy, and obtained the information on the source of the poison. This is the place where a strong passer-by admires the other party the most. A gentleman in the true sense, not just talking about it, It is worthy of being the successor of the Qiao family who has been a gentleman for generations! In contrast, Dior is still an absolute villain. What is surprising is that this villain had a rather miserable childhood, but it was not whitewashed. He used chronic The poison poisoned his incompetent and depraved father, and he wanted to use this poison to kill Qiao Qiao's father, who is now his adoptive father! Not only that, he plotted to kill Qiao Qiao, and found out the secret of the stone ghost face , and even recklessly used a living person as a test subject. If the sun suddenly appeared and killed the test subject who had just turned into a vampire, he would definitely be sucked dry by the other party and die!

"It's really hard to like at all! An absolute villain who is bad from head to toe, from the inside out to the bone!" Even if he admires such a pure villain, and even if he is about to become a strong passing fan, he still does not hesitate. Wanting to kill this Dior, he felt extremely relieved when he saw the other party being hanged and beaten.

It is estimated that for such a villain, you really like him if you want to kill him! Or, this is the mutual attraction between perverts. First of all, I want to emphasize that I am not a pervert! Strong passerby emphasizes silently in his heart.Next, he skillfully created a new group, intending to act as a fan group for the comic "JOJO". The name of the new group was determined by Ah Wei.

[Ah Wei never leads a dog]

Well, after all, he is a talented cartoonist. The name is indeed very personal. Don't care about this little detail.

He skillfully pulled over a few administrators from the group next door [Awei Mass Burial Mound], and then put the group number on the comment section of "JOJO". After a while, many people began to join the group one after another.ding dong~

"[I wish to be born again in the next life] apply to join the group [A Wei will never be a dog]

"Answer: Ah Wei is a real man of iron and blood." Well, it's time to get busy again, passing by forcefully, rubbing his eyes, pouring down a big gulp of fat house happy water, quickly passing through the group application one by one, and releasing the corresponding group regulations and many other things.

Judging by Ruo's comments in the comment area, Su Meng has no idea.

The first part of "JOJO" did seem too tight at the beginning, but in this rhythm, it has perfectly outlined the two deeply rooted pros and cons of Jojo and Dior, which is enough.The most important thing is that in the current worldview, the readers will feel a sense of substitution, and they will not care about these at all.After reading the first two episodes, they will be thoroughly screened for fans, and those who stay will become veritable JOJO chefs.Now, what she cares most about is that the razor blades in the sugar of several works have caused her current character value to drop to a negative number, and it is difficult to harvest too much existence value if she wants to continue treating readers.Well, slap a lollipop, it's time to give you some sweetness.Su Meng sat cross-legged on the computer chair, looking at the empty word interface: "I spent the whole April making up a person who doesn't love you. Stop it. If I post it again, I'll be completely cold! So... what's next... What to choose?" How about feeding these single dogs with dog food?

Chapter 103 Lolita's Horrific Lethality!

"Teacher Tianxin, your work has been successfully animated, why don't you show it with a voiceover?"

After Zhou Ke made the call, she said that now she has almost become Su Meng's personal editor, and she is fully responsible for all the affairs of the other party.