Become a Loli Writer

"Honey, I want to ask, our legal loli author personally made the chewing wine, she said that ghosts want it, what do you think?"

After a while, the number of replies to this sentence exploded to 9+ in just 99-minutes, causing her phone to die immediately.

Qian Chongcao: "I am a ghost!

Ghost: "Wow, are you calling me? Come, come, I can pay in advance, and please ship quickly!"

A disappearing magic eye: "It's just such a disgusting ghost. I'm a little bit strange. I don't like drinking. I want to eat wine koji. Please GKD!"

Damn, what about your morals, a group of perverts! Su Meng was dumbfounded, but she didn't expect that this group of people would want all of them, so she couldn't help but make a voice.Because of being excited, she accidentally used Ying Lili's arrogant voice

"You are really a bunch of perverts, perverts, big perverts, you actually want to drink such a disgusting thing, you are really a bunch of hopeless perverts, all of you are going to die!"

(PS: Please automatically brain patch the eight-year-old abnormal Lu Sai Sinai of the Queen of the Palace, if you can't brain fill it, you can search for the corresponding video on the website.

After scolding vigorously, Qin Yusang looked at her in shock.

Then, this perverted lolicon suddenly knelt down on the ground, put his palms together in front of his chest, and said with an extremely reverent expression: "Thank God, now I have no regrets!" Not only her, but also in the group instantly It exploded, and the messages were densely packed, and countless messages poured in crazily. The phone was completely stuck for a while.

"Ah, I'm dead,-- Ben's contented death!"

"Please, do it again, please!! 1!"

After a while, the corresponding edited video appeared on Station B, and it spread like a viral outbreak. The video has a corresponding introduction

"November 201, 9 - A virus called cat disease broke out suddenly. Scientists found that the virus originated from 'Tianxin Mao', and found that the virus is strongly anti-male, turning countless men into M, incomparably Eager to be scolded by that lolita! Fan nickname changed from [猫粉] to [猫饼] to commemorate such a tragic viral incident!" Su Meng found helplessly that her fan group had completely turned into a group A gathering place of perverts, -everyone greets each other differently

"You actually like being scolded so much, is there something wrong with you?"

"Yes. I am cat cake!

Well. Sure enough, she ignored the lethality of nail cancer, which made her a little dumbfounded.

Just scolding this group of people severely, the existence value is increasing crazily, making her consider whether to start a live broadcast and continue to earn existence value by cursing people.

But. It's really shameful to do this, I'm not a pervert!

"Get up for me, get out of here honestly!"

She kicked on Qin Yurou's thigh who was lying on the ground. This guy fell to the ground directly after his extremely sacred prayer posture before, and almost died on the spot.

However. She ignored the other party's abnormality, and this guy reached out and grabbed her leg quickly, wanting to see the bottom of her skirt.

"Wow, why are there stars and oceans under your skirt!!!!"

Qin Yurou exclaimed, I thought I could see little loli's strawberries or blue and white strips, but I didn't expect to see a sea of ​​stars, this is too bad!" Hehe, there is a sea of ​​stars under the beautiful girl's skirt! !" Su Meng looked disgusted, this is the clothes she bought specially to deal with this guy, the inside of the skirt is specially set with a pattern of starry sky

After reluctantly sending the pervert away, she returned to the bedroom and opened the word interface of the computer.The previous speeches of the perverted fans made her a little reluctant to release the next dog food work.

"Forget it, for better treatment in the future, I'd better eat their dog food!" Su Meng gritted her teeth, and used the bright future to let herself publish the introduction of her work.

"Because I was teased by the other party, I tried my best to tease you back. Isn't this a matter of course?

So, what kind of name should the hero and heroine choose?

Chapter 111 The Devil Loves God, But God Loves the World

Noon the next day.

Zhou Ke came here early, holding the corresponding contract documents. The purpose of coming this time is naturally about the publishing rights of "Your Name".This is a rare short story with a happy ending by the old thief of Tianxin, and it is estimated that it can sell quite well.She looked at each other strangely: "I thought you were going to write another work similar to "Second Five", why did you suddenly have a conscience?"

Now there is still a saying circulating on the Internet: Second Five abused me thousands of times, and I treat Second Five like first love.Second Five abused a lot of people. But because the writing is so good and realistic, many people still like this novel.If a novel with the same ending is published, it will definitely be another wave of abuse, satisfying some kind of perverted psychology of this black-bellied loli. "Cut, am I that kind of person?" Su Meng rolled her eyes.

"Hehe, Zhou Ke didn't even bother to talk about it, this guy is thicker than a city wall, an invincible, narcissistic, thick-skinned, but still such a talented guy makes you really helpless.

In addition to "Your Name", there is one more thing she came to, and that was the publication of the booklet of "Madoka".

"This book will be more gorgeous. It will be released as a collector's edition. Anyway, everyone who buys it will use it for collection." Su Meng said casually.

"Madoka" has already been serialized on the website, and the manga website is free for the first two episodes, and charges for the rest.In other words, if you want to read it, you have already spent money to read it, and if you publish a separate book, you will naturally just come to collect it.

"It can be." Zhou Ke nodded.

Su Meng smiled mysteriously: "About Madoka, I still have a plan for a theatrical version. Let's release it later. It's a bit too early now." "The Story of the Beginning of the First Part" and "The Eternal Story of the Second Part" are different, and they can be regarded as a brand new plot following the TV version.

"The Story of Rebellion" was released in 2013, surpassing the previous year's "Light Voice Girl" in one fell swoop, and became the box office king of the late-night animation theater version of Benzi Country! In this theater version, Madoka is a concept god.Xiao Meiyan believes that it is not a curse that pollutes her soul gem, but "a love that is more passionate than hope and deeper than despair, so she made a blasphemous act and degenerated into a "demon"

The devil loves the god, but the god loves the world. This is the relationship between Madoka and Homura in "The Story of Rebellion", which is enough to make people willingly eat this lily candy mixed with blades.Especially at the end, the scene where Yan dances under the moonlit night of the falling season and jumps down from a high platform can definitely reap countless existence values ​​crazily, and let people experience the healing power of [Warrior of Love]!

"Yes, then I'll wait."

Zhou Ke has become a little numb. There is no idea of ​​the structure in this guy's little head. There can be so many weird ideas, but every book can have a lot of achievements.

To be honest, in the past six months, the other party's personal achievements can almost crush all the authors of Dimension House!

"Book Painter", "Passerby Heroine", plus "Sword Art Online", the cumulative sales volume of the three works in the past six months has reached nearly [-] million copies, which has greatly improved the net profit of the entire Dimension House, It can be called a valuable cash cow!

"By the way, I want to ask you something, it's very important, please answer it carefully!

The lawful loli in front of her suddenly looked at her seriously, and then said a word from that pink mouth.

"I want to ask, if I were to make a chewable wine, would you like to drink it?"

Zhou Ke was stunned by this sentence, and then realized that he grabbed the opponent with one hand, lifted him up and put it on his lap like a chicken, "It's disgusting, you really deserve a beating!" Clap, clap! She remembered the other party's death again and again before, and finally couldn't help it, and rewarded the other party with the most needed bus.This guy is so skinny, the devil drinks that stuff, thinking about it makes her a little nasty

"Hey, don't hit me. I know I was wrong!"

Su Meng felt a little pain in her butt, but the other party's response made her feel relieved, realizing that not all the world is perverted, it's just that those readers are perverted.