Become a Loli Writer

After another period of time, she opened the forum and posted a comment in her Combat Knight Tuba-

"Dongma number one! Xuerong Bichi! Chunxi scum! Tianxin old thief, return my purity!"

After a while, a group of replies below

Support the landlord, our Winter Horse Party will win!"

"It is a matter of course that winter horses are number one in the world-

"Wait, I have wine and food. I feel that the last few words definitely contain tens of thousands of indescribable plots. The old driver will take me!"

The next day is Christmas, and there are no holidays in China, so it is time to go to class or go to class.

When I was in school, many people discussed Ruo Ruo "White Love" in private. As a story about campus love, it is naturally rarely sought after by young students.Just yesterday, the sales volume of "White Photo" reached as high as [-], and countless couples or singles rushed to buy it on that day.As a result, that cheating black-hearted loli of the old thief of Tianxin actually wrote such a stomach-ache ending.I don’t know how many couples broke up on the spot. I don’t know how many single dogs still take stomach medicine when watching other people show their affection, which makes the sales of stomach medicine skyrocket in an instant! Now countless readers just want to say: "Old thief Tianxin, what you said earlier You micro dog food is too much, we are too much, please can you continue to spread dog food, Qiu Li cream!"

The hero Haruki accepts Yukina's confession that it's okay for the two to be together, and insists on pulling Dongma by force, so that Dongma can watch them show their affection.This is not over yet, but the male protagonist found out that he likes Dongma again, and Yukina saw him again when he was kissing Dongma at the airport.

Damn, why don't you go to heaven, old thief Tianxin.He deliberately wrote such a plot that makes people feel sick to his stomach.Now it's all right, the three of them are completely green with each other, and now the forum is completely divided into parties, such as the Dongma Xiaosan Party, Xiangrong Bichi Party, Chunxi Scum Party, Dongma Xuecai Lily Party, all male protagonists, etc. .The fans completely ignited the real fire, and all of them turned on each other.In addition to these partisan disputes, there are also people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, such as a hot comment with tens of thousands of likes

"White Thing" is the new masterpiece of the super-bestselling author Tianxinmao, and it can be called the most passionate and inspirational work this year.This novel mainly tells the story of the male protagonist who hopes to form a band to debut as an idol, and impress the two girls with his enthusiasm. The three of them have gone through arduous and hard training time and time again, and finally successfully debuted and fulfilled their dreams, which is gratifying to congratulate.It is strongly recommended for couples to watch together. It is best for the woman to bring her good girlfriends. You are welcome, please call me

Chapter 129 The Birth of Bai Xue (17th update 131/[-])

Great introductory language, which perfectly writes the touching and passionate part of the novel "White Love", the premise is to ignore the other party's ID - burial love!

[I think it is a very bad and self-deceiving thing to teach children that "there is no darkness in the world"]

Liar!

Zhou Ming couldn't help complaining. Looking at the comments on the Internet, he also wanted to completely transform himself into a keyboard warrior, and fight these scammers for [-] rounds.

Being single does love to watch couples go their separate ways and get apart - yes a couple.But last night after reading it all night, he also felt a pain in his stomach. The pain made him unable to tell. Although it was because he forgot to eat dinner and his stomach hurt because he was hungry, it didn't affect him in the slightest to post a comment.

"This novel tells us a truth: learn to think differently!-

As the night passed, this comment had an insane number of likes, and he couldn't help being a little smug, after all, it was his most liked comment.However, many people's hot comments are higher than his likes, such as the one with the first coffee name

"After watching "White and White", for those who like snow vegetables but hate winter horses, or those who like winter horses and hate snow vegetables, I just want to say: When I was in elementary school, I was also worried about what to do when I grew up. I went to Imperial University or Huaqing University, but later I found out that the two schools have no relationship with me!" I was heartbroken!

The last description is so fucking true, because he thought so at the beginning, but after he went to high school, he realized that let alone these two top universities, even ordinary key university students take the exam. , I have half a dime relationship with you!

In addition to this article, there is another very hot comment

Reminder: "MD, as a man, I just want to kill the male lead now! You are too indecisive, you insist on hurting two good girls at once. Come and team up and kill them he!

Fengniaoyuan: "The most powerful thing about Tianxin old thief is: Dongma is the third party in relationship, and Yukina is the third party in emotion. I am really convinced, I am worthy of being Tianxin old thief!" Tangtang loves to pick Feet: "Well, kill the male lead, and strongly support Dongma and Coriander Lily, as long as you like Lily, we are half brothers!"

The forum was full of enthusiasm, and countless people persuaded the bewitchers to buy novels.

Many people are like that [Burning Love], they just hugged me and got a stomach ache, so more people have to get rid of the stomach ache, go to Amway to friends around them in different ways, or run to Promotion in each forum area.I have to say, even if it looks like it hurts my stomach, the old thief of Tianxin is the old thief of Tianxin after all. The powerful writing makes him portray the characters and details of the novel to a peak level.Under such circumstances, some people even began to publish articles with a length of several thousand words in the forum, expressing their ideas specifically for the sake of their own party.In these articles, citing scriptures and allusions skillfully used various arguments to prove their own views, as if they were participating in a serious study of literary evidence. what!

A week later, the sales volume of the entire novel in the first week was freshly released. It was as high as 150 million in one breath, crushing all previous works! And the discussion about the novel even appeared on the hot searches.Countless people participated in the debate in order to fight for one breath, and studied the emotional trajectories of the protagonists in depth from various aspects.Prior to this, there was the study of Hongxue in "Red Mansion", so this kind of research was called a

Baixue! Countless people call themselves Baixue, appearing everywhere, especially those who fall into

There are no Bai scholars in the world, but if you study more, you will become Bai scholars!

As soon as Zhou Ming opened the group, he saw a Bai scholar roaring

Lu Shuren: "Even if I am dead and nailed to a coffin, I will roar with a decayed voice: Dongma Xiaosan!!!"

[Lu Shuren was silenced by the sound engineer for 10 minutes] Law Enforcement Team Leader: "Prohibition-cut partisan disputes, offenders will be silenced and punished!

Well, there are too many white scholars coming out! Zhou Wu is a little speechless. He obviously realizes that this group of guys are really bored, and they all try to find out various details from the novel every day. Justify your point of view.You guys are so free, if you put this kind of energy into your studies, the two universities in Huaqing, the imperial capital, will all open their doors to you!

"Okay, students, let's talk about some topics that everyone is willing to study this time.

The young Chinese teacher came to the podium, and his humorous way of teaching made him extremely popular among the students.Then, Zhou Ming watched Ruo helplessly, and the other party wrote two large characters on the blackboard:

Bai Xue!

"Bai Xue. This is one of the hottest topics on the Internet in recent days. You probably have studied it. But remember, your most important task now is to study. Now, let's study some of the classics. Sentence, [Why are you so proficient!] Everyone can write about the heroine Dong. Seeing the young teacher talking on the podium, Zhou Ming felt a little headache. Unexpectedly, he escaped the Internet bombing and blocked the group News, but continue to study Baixue on the podium!

"Teacher, are you the Dongma Party or the Coriander Party?"

A student couldn't help raising his hand to ask, and the others widened their glasses and pricked up their ears instantly.

"Well, if the teacher doesn't participate, you can discuss it." The teacher smiled.

He was really calm in his heart, and couldn't help laughing in his heart: children only choose one, adults only want them all, of course I am the Lily Party! Office

Wang Lei opened the door and walked in, looking at the other party seriously: "Boss, I want to ask you something very important!"

"Don't ask, it's the Dongma Party. Girls with this style are my favorite!" Xia Ming waved his hand and responded equally seriously.

His muscles agitated, his tone was calm and majestic, full of majesty that could not be rejected, as if anyone who dared to refute would just roll up his sleeves and beat them himself.

"No. I'm asking about other things." Wang Lei shook his head and looked at him strangely.

"What's the matter?" Xia Ming was also a little confused.

Wang Lei hesitated for a moment, and looked at him with an even more strange expression: "I want to ask, did you choose it yourself, so that your name appeared in the candidate list of Dimensional National Wives?"

"What???"

Chapter 130 First Blood! (fifth update 18/131)

"Can you say that again?