Become a Loli Writer

She thought about it and wrote a few words on the paper

"Most Bai scholars do not have the opportunity to choose in reality. This may be related to their excessive research on Bai Xue at the expense of real-life interpersonal communication. This behavior is worthy of respect. Therefore, please beat him to death after seeing Bai Xue, and don't let They continue to indulge in this research!

Chapter 138 Lore (Fourth Update 22/131)

"Su Meng, tell me what the answer is." Just after handing in the paper, the monitor, Wu Xiaoqiao, came over from the street and looked at her strangely.

This made Su Meng a little embarrassed, and smiled helplessly: "Sorry, I really don't know what the standard answer is, anyway, it is always right to kill Baijiao!"

"That's right, this group of Bai scholars are so crazy, you can see their traces everywhere." Wu Xiaoqiao nodded upon hearing this.No matter where you are, as long as there is a love triangle Shura field, you can see their traces, and every time a group of people are frantically swiping like "Why are you so skilled", "How many times have you kissed her", "Obviously it's me What comes first" "Two joys overlap" and so on.This kind of stalking was a bit fresh at the beginning, but later on, people who played badly with white school memes have changed from being ridiculed by following the trend to being banned, insulting and spamming, making them become like street rats on the Internet Corresponding jokes aimed at Bai scholars have appeared, such as a

"Don't look at how proficient the Bai scholars are in discussing love analysis, there are difficult words one after another, such as "so-and-so scum", "so-and-so mistress" and the like. But as long as you yell loudly: "Bai scholar, do you have a girlfriend?" His face turned red, with blue veins bursting out on his forehead, and he argued: I have a girlfriend, so I won’t be so idle studying these things. Bai’s girlfriends are named Xiaozuo and Xiao. It’s not just Shangdu University that appeared. This kind of test questions. Many colleges, even high schools and junior high schools have similar questions on the test papers. They can be regarded as papers made according to Internet hotspots. Su Meng is secretly delighted, and her popularity has skyrocketed to those who are not in the dimension. In the circle of the world, her fame is becoming more and more popular. In just half a year, she has leaped from an unknown writer to the current level of a great god, which can be called a terrible miracle. The most amazing thing about her is the speed of coding , Not only did the scores sweep the audience, but even the code word speed limited the entire Dimension Home! Then, Su Meng found out speechlessly that she had only given 10 point out of 1 for the question she had learned earlier!↓ !

Unsurprisingly, countless people are crazy about @她, asking her how to do similar problems On the other side, Li Yao suddenly lost news of her boudoir.After the two lived together for a period of time, the other party seemed to have evaporated from the world and could not be found anymore.In her anxiety, she went directly to the other party's hometown. Only then did she finally understand the truth. It turned out that the other party had a car accident.What's even more frightening is that they lost all their memories of the past three years! And the two met more than two years ago when they were working during the summer vacation, that is to say, this girl who wanted to be in love with her for the rest of her life completely forgot about her!

After Li Wei heard the news, his whole body was a little bit broken. He hurried to the hospital where the other party was, saw the other party lying on the hospital bed, and said a little uneasy, "Fortunately, you are a human being. It is unfortunate that you have lost a little memory." Fortunately.

"Although I was prepared, your words are really hurtful. Before that, you said you wanted to be with me forever. I am your lover!" Li Yao had tears in his eyes, but luckily there was no one else around. , otherwise she really didn't dare to appear in front of the other party.

"Lover? I have never met you. Are you lying to me? How can girls be together?"

When Li Yao burst into tears, the other party smiled slyly, "To be honest, I really like girls, you shouldn't lie to me."

"Then, take me away. I've hated the smell of this disinfectant for a long time. I always feel like a corpse soaked in formalin." The other party opened his hands and pretended to hug.

"Well, you are still the same." Li Yao wiped away his tears, walked forward to hug the other party, and whispered in his ear, "Welcome home!"

Afterwards, her complexion was stiff, and all the tenderness and sadness on her face were gone, replaced by embarrassment and restlessness.Mingming reunites with the person he likes again, and finds that the other person has not suffered too much injury. The two joys are deeply attached to each other, and they should have had a dreamlike happy time_- But why are you so familiar

"Ahem, to be honest, I never dated any girl before I met you, I can swear to God, this is definitely a body memory!!!!" The other party smiled awkwardly.

This made Li Yao gritted his teeth, suppressed a certain special feeling in his body, and whispered in the other party's ear: "You annoying little fairy, I will deal with you when I go back. Let's go. Come home with me."

After returning to the place where the two lived, after a while, she lay down on the bed and skillfully entered the password to open the other party's mobile phone, found the voting button, and used the other party's account to vote for the muscle maniac.

"Hmph, everything is the fault of the old thief Tianxin, I must let this muscular brother step on you! In the office.

Xia Ming, who was working on the next plot and dialogue of "The Will of the King", suddenly saw the office] being pushed away, and a tall and strong figure rushed in and shouted: "Boss can't do it!

"Fuck off, Laozi is living a good life, you're the one who can't do it!" He rolled his eyes, this brother has become more and more reckless recently.

"No, Boss. I mean your ranking has risen again!"

"what?"

Xia Ming took a deep breath, took the other party's tablet, and saw the [Dimensional National Wife] voting data on it, he actually surpassed Tianxinmao and ranked second!

A more frightening situation appeared. This kind of statistics was updated in real time, and he watched his votes increase wildly.Damn, what did I blame again? Under his dumbfounded gaze, Wang Fan carefully took out a book, which was the latest volume of "The Passerby Heroine": "Boss, just read it and you'll know Next, Xia Ming gritted his teeth, flipping through the novel silently, and after quickly skimming through it, he suddenly hit the table with his fist: "Tianxin old thief, you are too deceitful!"

In the new volume, Ying Lili and her senior sister were all poached by another female character, Zhu Yin, and cooperated with her to completely betray the male lead!

Chapter 139 Are You Devils?

Job hopping, this is a very common and common situation, after all - look at money.People go to high places and water flows to low places. With better treatment, they will naturally leave the existing jobs that are much worse. It is a matter of course.Now, there is better treatment waiting for Ying Lili and senior sister Xia Shiyu. After thinking about it, the two chose to leave the small temple of the male lead to pursue greater development.This is a very common and normal thing in the workplace, and no one can gossip about it.But in the novel, it means that the two have completely given up competing for the position of the main palace! The saint Hui, who was originally unknown, had no sense of existence at all, and the number of fans was completely crushed by the two, now has the last laugh! This poaching hero The person named Zhu Yin was originally an ordinary fan author, but after the animation of her popular works failed, and her fans were heartbroken and lost, she changed completely. She began to control the copyright of all her works in her hands. -Once the publishing house does not abide by the contract, it will directly abandon the other party and choose another one.

Through continuous creation, I can quickly accumulate contacts and money, and start searching for talented people one by one, wanting to form my own team. Simply put, this is a very ambitious woman.Now, this strong woman has formed her own company, and all sponsors "only pay money and don't talk too much". She rejects all those who want to intervene, and she holds all the power.The most unbearable thing for readers is that this strong woman just saw the game made by the small group of the male protagonist, and saw the excellent novel writer and artist in it with vicious eyes, so she did not hesitate to go out and poach the male protagonist. main corner.Compared with her senior sister, Ying Lili is the core talent she wants most!

"Old thief Tianxin, you are so ruthless, you even give up on your own daughter who is dubbing, and give yourself a cuckold!" Xia Ming wanted to beat him up angrily.Originally thought that in "The Passerby Heroine", the heroine became the absolute heroine of the game. Ying Lili and her senior sister competed for the position of the main palace.

Among them, the senior sister has long black silk legs and the standard demeanor of the royal sister's poisonous tongue queen, which perfectly fits the needs of countless people and has countless fans, all of whom want to enjoy the baptism of the senior sister's poisonous tongue.As for Ying Lili, Tianxin's old thief personally dubbed it. With the irresistible viral spread of "cat disease", countless people have suffered from this disease, and they completely understand what tsundere is.Many people dream of being scolded by the other party, and all of them have become standard M-shaking perverts, making countless people unable to understand these people's thoughts at all.As a result, after these incomprehensible people went to listen to it, they all shouted that Ruo "Zhenxiang" had fallen into the pit.The old thief of Tianxin successfully made tsundere popular in the dimensional circle. Similar tsundere characters were born one after another. The tsundere heroine with blonde hair and double ponytails has become the standard feature of every new novel in the past six months.This is equivalent to creating a new genre, becoming the founder of the marked school, and making its status stronger.Now. No one would have thought that the blond double ponytail Tsundere Ying Lili, who was so sought after by countless people, would voluntarily give up the battle for the main palace and become a loser! To be honest, he always felt that the male lead was really rubbish, obviously useless, but very To tie up two talented people, and forcefully hand over all planning and work to three beautiful girls, Eriri, Senpai, and even Megumin Sage.

For the sake of his so-called creation of beautiful girl games, but actually to satisfy his so-called fantasy project, a male protagonist who can be called worthless.But it does not prevent him from being the hero of this novel, and all these beautiful girls revolve around him.With the uniqueness of Tianxin old thief's love, that is, no matter which novel is destined to have only one main palace, once it fails, it will be a complete failure, no matter how great your previous advantage is.The most important thing is that Ying Lili had already betrayed the male lead once when she was a child, and this is the second betrayal! The last time she betrayed was because Ying Lili didn't want to reveal her character as an otaku and wanted to return to the life of ordinary people, but the male lead didn't I plan to hide it in a hurry.In order not to be ridiculed and despised by others, Ying Lili took the initiative to abandon the male lead.And many years later, both of them believed that they were not at fault and that the other party was at fault, and both refused to apologize or forgive each other.After many cooperations, this kind of betrayal was finally relieved, and it happened for the second time! Seeing that the male protagonist was abandoned by two beautiful girls, it made him feel very happy, but failure is failure after all. It means Ruoying Lili became a complete loser.He obviously likes the male protagonist so much that he hates being found out, but he joined the production of this beautiful girl game for the sake of the male protagonist, and now he voluntarily leaves instead.With veins on Xia Ming's body, he slammed his fist on the table again, making the things on the table jump around, and said angrily: "Ying Lili, who voluntarily gave up, looks like a golden retriever dog who can only leave with her tail tucked. In other words, it can be called a golden retriever loser! Moreover, after reading so many works, I have not found a more failed one than her, enough to be called a world-class golden retriever loser!

"Brother, it's not just you, the brothers in the whole group have completely exploded, - everyone wants to organize a holy war. Go to crusade against the Tianxin Zhe thieves!" Wang Lei said righteously.

Then - all the muscular brothers came over one after another, all wearing jihad suits, that is, the official Yinglili T-shirts and skills.Laruo's corresponding Yinglili huge poster banner is standing outside with a solemn expression, like a well-disciplined army, full of Ruo's strong will to fight.Xia Ming was taken aback immediately: "Calm down, brothers, now is a society ruled by law!" If this group of muscular brothers rush out swaggeringly, it will definitely cause a riot. It will cause big trouble, and then he will be jealous again. Sip back the pot!

"Boss, we will never allow our dimensional wife to become a homeless dog. We will never allow it!!!"

The group of brothers roared one after another, causing Xia Ming's previous anger to disappear in an instant. Instead, it turned into another kind of anger-MDI, you are really a group of five boys, I have never seen you so excited in my works! This makes Xia Ming Ming became more and more tired, but had no choice but to continue to appease these guys.This group of brothers followed him to believe in the king, and each of them trained crazily for many years. This has created such a strong and burly body. As the leader, he must manage these people well.After calming down for a while, the brothers gave another suggestion, which is to suggest that he, as the eldest brother, go face to face with the old thief Tianxin. The battlefield is the upcoming Dimensional Spring Festival Gala. Finally, an unbelievable thought flashed through Xia Ming's mind: "By the way, this is your final plan, right?" Because these people actually suggested that he wear women's clothing and fight against the old thief Tianxin on the same stage!

Damn. Are you the devil?

Chapter 140 Doing It All and Not Favoring Loss

Did you know that in the previous world, the author of "White Friendship 2" and "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" was one person, Shimei Marudo! Su Meng felt a little bit of stomach pain when he came here.

This is a top script writer in the Galgame industry. The so-called Galgame is a video game that can interact with beautiful anime girls. The outline of the story is written by the script writer.This boss is very good at unit dramas, and his works are often quite delicate and tangled in emotion, which makes people feel extremely stomachache.The keywords of his works are [stomach medicine], [Bangzi TV series], [former friends], [community animals], etc.

When I wrote "The Heroine of Passers-by", I almost couldn't stop the car and wrote it as a white 3. The plot that looks so painful now is actually the result of multiple brakes among the old thieves in Maruto!

Speaking of which, Su Meng has an even more sinister plan, which is to write Zhu Yin, the character who promotes the plot, directly as a wretched industry waste house.This is not her sudden idea, but Maruto's admission that in the postscript, Zhu Yin really portrayed Zhu Yin as an uncle in the industry.

Fortunately, Su Meng finally realized that she didn't want to abuse readers so violently, so she didn't write according to this setting.

Otherwise, the readers would not be angry as usual, but explode on the spot, wanting to fight her desperately.

The setting of Zhu Yin's female role makes her just poach the wall, but if it is changed to a male one

That's pure cuckolding, no reader is willing to accept such a plot!

But it's enough. Continuous "White Phases", cursing the old thief Tianxin.Many people even tried to find out her address in vain, so as to launch indescribable revenge against her.Su Meng sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.No panic at all.

After the triple lore in a row, let her acquire a large number of existence points in one breath, and successfully raised the [hacker ability] to the master level, which means that she has completely turned into a god in the network, and can erase any network targeting her at will Hacktivism.

Now, her greatest joy is watching this group of people being tortured to death by her. I am indeed a qualified angel! Forget it, let me reply a little bit first.

"Dear readers, I don't understand the mood, but this is the necessary process for each character to develop along the plot. Yinglili herself is extremely arrogant. This is the biggest reason why everyone likes her, but it is also her The biggest shortcoming. Tsundere means that she can’t really express her feelings to the male lead. Put yourself in the shoes of the male lead. If a person betrays you once... see how conscientious I am, I’ll give it back to you I would like to explain specifically, how can there be such a good author in the world, is there one? Su Meng crossed her legs and looked at her comments in a happy mood. Soon there were a lot of replies from people below, and one comment was crazily upvoted. In a blink of an eye, there were tens of thousands of likes, and Ruo Mieshi Fairy was still increasing wildly: "You are a novel writer, you know a hammer Yinglili!!!"