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One by one, the passers-by felt that their mobile phones were suddenly shut down. When they turned on their mobile phones, the three of them had already got up from the ground and slipped away silently.

"Xiao Meng, you didn't hurt from the fall, did you?" Gabriel looked at her worriedly.

No, nothing.Fortunately, the current body is soft enough, otherwise this kind of splitting will cause the pain of tearing the thigh.It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, but it's a bit embarrassing.This is definitely cursed by those readers, and then I was seen by my mother wearing a cat girl suit to be cute, and I was so pissed on the street, what is waiting for me next?

After arriving at home.She is not very interested in games. The computer and mobile phone can't play games at all, not even minesweeper, spider cards, etc. - once the game is opened, it will definitely exit and restart.Let her only choose to give up.Compared with games, she prefers to read books, and reading a variety of books can make her fully understand the oriental culture.Many people recommended "White Love" to her before, but due to various things, such as academic exams and the like, she has not finished it until now.

"I remember that Bai Yu said that it would be accompanied by a song by Teacher Tianxin. It is rare to have free time today, so let's finish it in one breath. Jia Baili found the song and chose to repeat the single. The light and melodious singing sounded. Teacher Tianxin's song This song "Love That Can't Be Conveyed" already has tens of millions of views, and the comment sections of every music software are all praised by Pian Amway, who made her listen to this song in a more comfortable position and opened the book.

"Editor Nancy, Teacher Tianxin gave you a New Year's gift, please accept it directly." At this time, an employee in charge of receiving the gift hurried over and put a beautifully wrapped gift box on Zhou He's desk.

"Wow, it's from Teacher Tianxin, what did this super best-selling author give you, quickly open it and have a look!

A group of people immediately gathered around.

That big boss rose more than half a year ago, and has been completely unstoppable since then. He has become the cash cow of the entire Dimensional House, and is also the absolute pillar boss.There are even rumors that the other party will use the copyrights of many works to buy shares in Dimensional House, and then they will completely become their boss.No one is curious about this kind of gift from a big boss.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhou Ke's heart skipped a beat, always feeling that that stinky, narcissistic girl was uneasy and kind.But it is not easy to refuse the request of these people.

[- Fist separates life and death, two hands twist right and wrong pigeons!]

There is also a line of small characters

[Tianxinmao presents editor Nancy of the editorial department of Dimension House as a gift, I wish One Punch Nancy a happy Chinese New Year, ok~]

"Hahaha! It turned out to be this, I'm dying of laughter!" A group of people laughed instantly, but they didn't expect this super best-selling author to send such a pair of couplets, making them look at each other with strange eyes.

squeak!

Zhou Ke couldn't help grinding his teeth.This guy really deserves a beating, deliberately making her make a joke, making her so angry that she wants to get the other party to play the Ansai waist drum again! After finishing these things, everyone has already packed up their things and went back to their respective homes to find their mothers.Tomorrow is the New Year's Eve, and the rehearsal and preparations for the previous Dimensional Spring Festival Gala have already been completed, and they don't need editors to prepare.

On New Year's Eve, Qiang Qiang passed through his meal early and guarded in front of the TV. This is the biggest festival for the Chinese people every year, and the degree of excitement far exceeds that of any other country.Years have passed, no matter where you go, you are eager to go home for a reunion. The Spring Festival travel wave can be called a torrent of human migration once a year.A comment he posted a few days ago has been praised and occupied the first place.

"In one week, Huaguo will fall into the economic crisis predicted by the western media and pessimistic economists: factories are shut down, shops are closed, the government is suspended, the stock market cannot be traded, everyone is fleeing the big cities, countless families are Signs were posted at the door to express their demands, and the streets were filled with the smell of gunpowder smoke from explosives. Most of the people had nothing to do, drinking and playing cards all day long, and children flocked to pay for it--Huaguo pills!"

"You are so pretty, let me touch your bosom?"

"Referee, please return to the referee seat!"

"I want to touch the cup with all my hands, and the dramas are flying all over the sky. Where is Duxiu going? Buy oranges for the confinement!" A group of people left messages below, and their scalps were numb.

"- Qun mortals, the old man is already the king of the show, how can you compare shoulder to shoulder? Passing by forcefully, looking at his most popular comment, he continued to stare at the TV. Tonight, the Dimensional Spring Festival Gala will be staged. For this reason, he even pulled Mom and Dad looked up.

Ordinary Spring Festival Gala is too boring, it doesn't suit the taste of young people like him, many people regard it as a kind of ritual, every year they will accompany their parents to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but this time he wants Xiao Wei to change.

Speaking of it, this time the Dimensional Spring Festival Gala has obviously invested a lot, making the entire specification look extremely high, and it can be called a gathering of major stars.After watching for a while, he finally got his long-awaited program——

[Dimensional National Wife] Awards Ceremony!

He was extremely curious, whether Dimensional Family would change their minds halfway and deprive their eldest brother of their ranking.Then, he saw a familiar person on the stage, striding forward to the guests in charge of presenting awards.This person was Xia Ming, who was wearing a fiery red gorgeous dress, dressed like a goddess attending a party.

The problem is, you are a muscular dude with a height of [-] meters!!

Chapter 144 You Can Be a Brother or a Wife!

What's even more frightening is that the other party is still wearing a pair of high heels!

Bucao, you are already [-], and with the high heels you have reached an astonishing Kai, which makes everyone in the room look up to you!

It's a bit of a toothache to pass by forcefully. I thought that Dimension House would change its mind, and I didn't dare to let such a big joke appear on the stage, or simply let the other party appear on the stage in an alternative way of performance.Unexpectedly, this big brother was actually dressed in gorgeous women's clothing, dressed up as a costume queen and appeared on the stage, which blinded his 24K dog eyes!

The most frightening thing was that the well-developed pectoralis major bulging on the opponent's chest seemed to have at least a D.An unbelievable scene appeared, such a muscular brother stood there with his chest up and his head up, making the beautiful young lady holding the queen's crown pale in comparison.As a professional hostess, she is not as big as a man, let Qiang Qiang pass by to see why she wants to laugh so much!

Not to mention him, even Professor Mu Yixuan, the guest who was in charge of presenting the award, had a strange expression on his face, as if he was holding back a smile.If this is accidentally laughed at, it will be in big trouble.This was prepared in advance, which made him really curious about how the staff prepared during non-practice! On the stage, Professor Mu Yixuan solemnly picked up the crown of the queen, stood in front of the other party and looked up at such a The tall and majestic "National Wife".With his height of seventy-five meters, he is really a bit low in front of his opponent.The field was full of cheers, and many people started shouting something, it took a little effort for Qiang Qiang to finally understand what they were saying.

"Coco is for sale!"

"If you want to wear the crown, you must first inherit its 6 layers! No, the most shining and most eye-catching one at the Spring Festival Gala in the entire dimension!

Speaking of which, he didn't expect the other party's name to appear in the voting options. As a respect for his elder brother, he also secretly voted.So, don't let the sand sculpture option appear in the serious voting options, and don't let the sand sculpture netizens know, otherwise this group of sand sculpture netizens will definitely vote for it.What else can't be done for these people?

Hahaha, brother, just put on the crown and become the most beautiful goddess.As a brother, the most important thing to do is to put on women's clothing and pretend to be a woman when we need women!

Then, when his stomach hurt from laughing, he suddenly found that the living room had completely quieted down at some point, and his parents, grandparents, cousins, aunts and aunts were all watching. "National Wife" asked with trembling fingers:

"You haven't found a girlfriend, so it's because you like such a woman???"

- Everyone in the family looked at him, as if they were interrogating a criminal, their sharp eyes made Qiang Guoguo's hair stand on end in an instant.

MD, can anyone tell me how to explain this situation?

Waiting online, it’s urgent, I’m dying! On the other side is Su Meng’s house.

After the lively New Year's Eve dinner, all the relatives went back to their homes.

Now that the taste of the New Year is getting weaker and weaker, everyone can get together during the Chinese New Year, and basically rarely communicate with each other.Su Meng originally wanted to invite Jia Bairui for more than a year, but the other party and Bai Yuqi took advantage of the holiday to travel, so they had to give up.

Mom and Dad were busy entertaining relatives, and she and her sister went home early.Wait in front of the TV and watch this Dimensional Spring Festival Gala.After the appearance of the champion [Dimensional National Wife], she burst out laughing instantly.In order to keep it fresh and surprising, she really didn't inquire about the other party's affairs, and she didn't have the ability to investigate.

This one is too fierce, actually wearing women's clothing on the stage, which is equivalent to a nationwide public execution!

Who gave you the courage to make it so amazing?

Wake up, her alias, Ah Wei, is about to finish the first part of "OIO". In the second part, Er Qiao, the second generation gentleman heir of the Qiao family, is a real lady who wears clothes at a real price, and has a famous tequila girl!

It's a shame that the German army can see through that I'm a man disguised as a woman

I don't know what kind of expression this brother Xia Ming will have when he sees the other party's appearance, so she is really looking forward to it!