Become a Loli Writer

However, Xia Ming suddenly took two steps back, his fingers trembling, and he stared at the other party with all his vigilance, as if he was watching a beast.

"I'm your brother!" Misty water appeared in the other party's big eyes, his long eyelashes fluttered, and he looked so pitiful that he was about to cry, which made people feel very distressed.

"Sorry. My brother is a strong and burly man. Not a monster with a loli head like you!" Xia Ming couldn't help roaring.As he said, the other party has such a cute loli head that people can't help but want to pinch her smooth and tender face.But under this head, there is a ferocious body as strong and muscular as him.Fuck, what kind of monster are you?

"It's a long story!" The other party closed the door under his guarded eyes, put the backpack behind him on the ground, and began to tell him what happened.

Now, after Xia Ming's brother Xia Long teamed up with two friends to explore Yuji, something strange happened.An extremely terrifying monster appeared, which made it impossible for Xia Long, who was in charge of the force side with the crowbar, to resist.

The three had no choice but to run away, but on the way to escape, the other two - one was a thin private detective, the other was a museum store manager, who couldn't run fast at all, and was far behind him.

He saw that the building collapsed completely and buried the two of them inside.After listening to my brother's explanation.Xia Ming, who believes in science, had to trust the other party, because the other party told him many embarrassing things in one breath, such as drawing a map in bed at the age of 12, and wanting to sneak into the women's bathroom in women's clothes, etc.This made him look at each other with a complicated expression: "Brother, are you a woman or a man now?"

"Nonsense, labor and capital are of course still men!" The other party rolled his eyes.

"Hmph, don't you like little girls very much, I should look cute like this?"

The other party suddenly put his hands on his cheeks, deliberately blinked and stuck out his tongue, making a cute lolly sound.

MDZ, if you weren't my brother, you would have punched me in the face! Ghosts like this kind of muscular loli! This made Xia Ming suddenly see a weird multiple-choice question in his mind. Suddenly a mermaid came to the island, which one would you choose?

1. Human head and fish body 2. Fish head and human body He feels that he is facing this situation now, and he has no choice but to passively accept it!

"I worked so hard all night just to spend the new year with you! I read the forum earlier, and it seems that the loli author of Tianxinmao is going to perform on stage tonight. Let's watch together?" Xia Ming suddenly felt that this was not unacceptable until he smiled brightly and sweetly like an angel.

When Kanruo was performing, the other party was staring at a seductive and beautiful sister Yu, suddenly turned to look at him, and said in a crisp loli voice: "To tell you the truth, I seem to be a little bit. Get out of here!" Xia Ming watched Looking under it, he couldn't help roaring.

I really want to kill this guy!!!! In addition to the most laughable [Dimensional National Wife] awards ceremony at the Dimensional Spring Festival Gala, there is also a more mysterious finale.

In this grand finale, Tianxin Mao, the super-bestselling author who caused a sensation in the entire second-dimensional circle and even appeared in the news, will be on stage!

What's even more unbelievable is that this best-selling author is still an original work. All lyrics, choreography, and music composition are all done by him alone, making countless readers eagerly waiting to see the beauty of this legendary genius. How the hell did the teenage author carry on this show.Lan Lan had long been in the apartment she rented from 2, obediently guarding in front of the computer, wanting to see how the other party performed.

The last time the other party acted as a cute cat-eared girl, and the song "Good Night Meow" that she sang has become his cell phone ringtone. She is as cute as an angel. The matter that the other party abused him earlier has long been out of the blue. up.And the video of the other party dancing and acting cute was taken frame by frame by many people, and made into countless emoticons, which spread exponentially in the entire social circle, sweeping chat software without women.

Emoticons, this is the most active thing among young people, so that countless people who have never been in contact with the second dimension have seen the author of this cat-eared girl loli.

"Hey, don't ask for anything else, as long as you look cute in that cat-eared girl outfit, you'll definitely be so cute!" Lan Lan laughed, looking forward to the other party's appearance more and more.

After a long wait that lasted for years, it was finally the other party's turn to appear on the show. Lan Lan put the toilet paper aside, ready to plug her nose at all times, and greeted the killer who could be said to empty her life. The whole stage went dark in an instant. After a while, the colorful lights came on one after another, rendering the whole stage a dreamy color, and the name of the next dance appeared on the big screen behind, and then, an extremely fast melody sounded, and a petite figure appeared on the stage On the tall pillar in the center of the stage.An astonishing scene appeared, the other party actually appeared on the stage dressed up as a girl with cat ears, a cat loli who was so cute that she looked like a cat. I really want to take him home and raise him.

"Damn it, it's amazing, it's really going to be so cute, and now the life value will be completely emptied!" Lan Lan stared at the cat-eared girl inside with wide eyes, and the other party's actions were so cute+feet, which is a pity What's more, that small face is wearing a cat mask, so you can't really see the other person's expression.As a standard legal loli, the other party's appearance perfectly fits the current shape, and standing there is a plus-footed cute thing.In contrast, he saw those coquettish anchors in their teens before, but they all insisted on pretending to be little lolita to show their cuteness, how dare you say it!

[You and I whistle together, biubiu]

[The warm heartbeat seems to describe this moment]

[Put on the cute cat ears and roll around together!]

The soft and glutinous loli voice sounded, full of the smell of milk powder, which made people feel comfortable listening to it.

The loli on the stage fully showed her infinite charm, her voice was so ethereal and moving, just listening to it made people feel that troubles seemed to be swept away, and only the other party's cheerful and dancing petite catwoman figure was in the whole mind.

"Oh my God, who can stand this!" Lan Lan was short of breath instantly, feeling her heart beating crazily faster.

His nosebleed finally couldn't help it and gave it away crazily, so he hurriedly blocked it with P tissue paper, but he didn't care to wipe the nosebleed off his face. computer chair

"The old man died without regret!

Chapter 146 Invincible Primary School Student (1.1 word update!)

"Damn it, it's poisonous, please empty my life in one breath!

"It's so cute, how can I take such a cat away?"

"I was at the scene, and this loli is really amazing. The scene was very stable, no matter whether it was singing or dancing, there was no breathing, no tuning, it was awesome!" Ha, it's really so good ? After the New Year's Eve dinner, Zhou Ke, who was staying in his bedroom and watching the computer, felt a little unbelievable about the barrage and comments.

Is that really that skinny girl on the stage who doesn't itch? At this time, the other party's extremely cheerful melody and dancing posture, and her proficiently proficient cute moves made the other party very strange. She couldn't believe what was happening on the screen. It's the Lolita who gets along with her every day.

"This song sounds pretty good.

If Zhou Ke listened to it, she couldn't help but relax and hum along, which woke her up instantly, "It's really poisonous, this guy is indeed the source of [cat disease], really poisonous at this moment, her The bedroom] was suddenly pushed away, and a little kid rushed over, unreasonably trying to make her get out of the computer chair: "Sister-in-law, hurry up and let me play on the computer!"

"You girl, be honest, I don't want to beat you up during the Chinese New Year!" Zhou Ke broke free from the poison of the legal loli in an instant, and looked at his niece through gritted teeth.

Every time this elementary school student was at home, she would cry and snatch her laptop, playing those weird little games, and lost her information several times, which made her angry once

When she skillfully picked up the opponent and put it on her lap, she was about to hit him.The other party suddenly said calmly: "How about it, sister. Let's make a deal.

"put!"

"Tomorrow, I'm going to visit my teacher's house to pay New Year's greetings, and that teacher is the male god in the eyes of all the female students in the school. He looks as handsome as a big star in a TV series!" The other party said seriously.

Zhou Ke was a little speechless: "So, what does this have to do with me?"

"Stupid, no wonder you can't find a boyfriend!

Crack! Zhou Ke learned how to shoot in an instant, um, the hand feel is not as good as that legal lolita, not enough Q bombs.

"Don't hit, don't hit. I'll tell you!" Little Lolita begged bitterly for mercy in an instant.

"I'm going to the teacher's house tomorrow to pay New Year's greetings, and you follow me to be my parent. At that time, you can take the initiative to chat with him, use my study situation as a topic, and then ask for a WeChat ID and mobile phone number, saying that it is convenient to contact What the hell. Do you still use me to teach in the future? If you contact him every two days, you can use me as an excuse. Fuck, elementary school students are so good now?

Zhou Ke looked at each other dumbfounded, feeling that his three views had been completely refreshed, and he was actually crushed by a primary school student's love EQ! The little niece gave her a disgusted look: "Oh, if I wasn't too young, I would have I just did it myself, and it was not my turn to give you this big question. Before she finished speaking, Zhou Ke took a picture again: "Say, tell me the truth, do you have a boyfriend in school!'

I'm so pissed off, a mere kid who is less than half my age dared to leave the ranks of single dogs early, they must be broken up!

Let them know what a warrior of love is! On the other side, at Su Meng's house, parents and their two precious daughters watched the Dimensional Spring Festival Gala together with complicated emotions.