Become a Loli Writer

The sip of water Wan Jingze just drank sprayed the entire screen in an instant, making him stare blankly at the other party and muttering: "Fuck, is this the legendary Thompson Ripple Sprint?"

Withdrawing the foreword, I really can't think that you are a wise character, you are a rogue and funny! !

But after seeing the third chapter, he hesitated for a moment, and told his eldest brother Xia Ming. …

in the office.

Xia Ming and Wang Lei looked at the cartoon on the computer screen with complex expressions, an extremely "coquettish" image of a woman.

In the third episode, Er Qiao plans to sneak into the German camp in women's clothing in order to rescue Spitwagen

You're a [-] meter, iron-blooded man with explosive muscles who actually dressed up as a woman, and said, "Damn it, as expected of the German army, you can see through my women's dress."

Fuck, as long as you're not blind, you can't see through it! ! !

To put it simply, this is a pure hooligan and funny comparison, who acts without taboos, and there is no such thing as a gentleman or a sense of shame!

But what Xia Ming and the others cared about was not this point, but the women's clothing style!

"Brother, I feel that Ah Wei deliberately wanted revenge. When he just posted "Death Note", the brothers went to refresh the screen, and they have been holding grudges until now?" Wang Lei said seriously.

There is no way, anyone who sees this hot-eyed women's clothing will definitely think of Xia Ming immediately. Now Xia Ming has been installed as "the boss of women's clothing", "the cartoonist of women's clothing", "the most famous manga in history". Titles such as "Strong Dimensional National Wife" made her popularity skyrocket, and she even got on Weibo's hot search in one go, without spending a penny!

The number of fans on Weibo has skyrocketed from hundreds of thousands to millions in one breath, and even in the comment areas of all works, there are countless people saying "come here for fame", "worship the big guy in women's clothing", "Brother Ke "Kewi" and other banners came to visit.

To be honest, Xia Ming didn't care about these things, because with the help of Dongfang, in less than a month, the amount of manuscript fees he earned was equivalent to the previous half a year!

Obviously, just like that phantom tank, people are shameless and invincible, and only women can become stronger in women's clothing!

Xia Ming replied wearily: "Forget it, don't worry about this person for now, he should be trying to catch my heat."

Now his women's clothing is so popular that it has even become a topic among the people. Some authors are trying to pay off their debts with women's clothing. All kinds of hot-eyed photos have completely become the dark history of each author.

And at Station B, there is even a strange rule that makes UP owners more or less fans dress up as women.

Some blue kids who were cuter than girls also broadcasted live and posted videos in seductive women's clothing, which made him lament that he seemed to have started a weird trend.

By the way, under his suggestion, brother Xia Long also started a more weird live broadcast of women's clothing. Of course, only the head is exposed, and everything underneath is hidden.

Unbelievably, Xia Long has become the most popular loli anchor at Station B with his cute and delicate loli head and softer and cuter loli voice!

"So, people are shameless, they are really invincible!"

As the other party's confidant and iron brother, Wang Lei naturally knew about Xia Long's affairs, and he even helped to fix the other party's special camera, which could be worn on the head and only included the head.

Looking at the photos in his hidden folder, Wang Lei always felt that Xia Long's eyes were really hot, and he was really not as beautiful as his elder brother's women's clothing.

Since the update of the third chapter of the second part of "JOJO", my eldest brother has added a new title-Tequila Girl!

Even the brothers in the fan group all call each other that way in private.

As the head of the fan group, Wang Lei naturally had to deal with it seriously and forcibly suppress those Pippi monsters who dared to moles his elder brother.

"Hey, big brother, this is not a problem. Could it be that this can really inherit the king's will?"

Wang Lei sighed, looking at the avatar of his trumpet [Tequila Girl], who was wearing a queen's crown and wearing a fiery red queen's dress, he always felt that the future was gloomy...

In the evening, the live broadcast room of Station B [Cute Lolita Xueer].

"Good evening, fans, what kind of song do you want to hear Xueer sing?"

The cute loli voice sounded, making Lan Lan's heart beat faster instantly.

The voice of this new anchor is really cute, second only to the cuter black-hearted loli.

It's a pity that the old thief Tianxin didn't care about the live broadcast at all, and used drugs to abuse people when he had nothing to do. After reading the second volume of "AngelBeats!", he, a [-]-year-old magician, couldn't help crying.

Obviously everything is beautiful and everyone has been reincarnated, but just looking at it makes me want to cry.

It's still so cute, the little loli who always looks bloody every time she broadcasts is the best, it's impossible to be so cruel.

After looking at this little loli and asking, he didn't hesitate to reward a small TV, hoping to hear this cute loli sing and dance "Cat Switch".

"I'm sorry, this handsome brother, Xue'er has disabled legs, so she can't stand up and dance, so she can only sit here and sing for everyone." Little Lolita said with tears in her eyes.

Seeing that the other party looked like he was about to cry, he was so frightened that he quickly comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, just sing this song!"

"Okay, please wait a moment!"

The cute loli named Xue Er blinked her big eyes. After finding the "Cat Ear Switch", the cute loli voice began to sound.

So cute, so cute, I'm so excited!

As Lan Lan listened, she involuntarily took out a tissue, and prepared to do something beneficial to her physical and mental health. As a [-]-year-old fat man without a girlfriend, he was able to rely on Fifth Girl so much.

Then, the camera on the screen suddenly swayed, shifting down from the cute loli face, revealing a muscular madman body that looks like poured steel!

Fuck, you fucking are a monster! ! ! !

Chapter 156 One Punch Man

Think about it, when you are doing indescribable movements, suddenly the little loli on the screen turns into a monster with a soft and cute loli head on the top and a muscular monster underneath. Can you continue to be excited? ? Ghosts are more exciting!

This is what Lan Lan feels like now. She has an urge to shut herself up for a moment. She doubts whether she can continue to be excited when she sees little lolis since 2, the lolicon. I guess seeing those lolis on the Internet will have a psychological shadow , I'm afraid that there is such a monster under the cute loli's head.

MD, how did this kind of monster appear, professionally eradicate lolicon!!!

What's even more frightening is that the other party seems to be completely unaware that the camera is crooked, and they are still sitting there singing.Seeing that the muscles on his body were fighting like a python, Lan Lan's face became paler.

The barrage has completely exploded, and everyone in the audience is roaring and cursing, no one can tolerate such a deceitful deception, and now listening to that cute loli voice makes them really want to vomit

Until then, the other party finally found out that there was something wrong with the camera, and quickly turned off the camera to download.But it was too late, the entire B station was overwhelmed by the crazy Amway, and its popularity soared from more than [-] to millions in one breath, directly becoming the number one in the whole station!

"I want to delete my account, I'm leaving, now I just want to know how to cancel my account!!!!"

Lan Lan saw that Ruo, the seventh-ranked fan in the live broadcast room, wanted to cancel her account and escape without hesitation.However, the sad reminder is that station B has no account cancellation function at all, and he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother.

"Onlookers, people who eat melons have arrived at the scene!"

"I specially downloaded station B to watch the muscle maniac loli, please continue the live broadcast!" The bullet screen is still exploding and scrolling, making the black screen live broadcast room always hot, and countless people are swiping all kinds of free gifts , or even - some tens of hundreds of dollars in gifts.

As a result, the local tyrant who ranked first in the fan list had already deleted his account and disappeared, and there was an extra voting option. Ask: How did the list leave?

1. Died on the spot and passed away peacefully

2. I walked overnight, bought a standing ticket, and didn't take my luggage

3. Strangled to death by the loving hug of cute loli Cher

...

In the end, someone seemed to reveal the details: "Bang escaped by train overnight. Later, he felt that the train was too slow, so he carried it like a train - and flew all the way. I was at the scene, sitting on the train, thinking that the train had turned into an airplane. Then, he It seems that I went to the Middle East to fight, and suddenly - mess, - personally killed through the enemy's camp. In the office.

Xia Ming looked at his brother with an embarrassed face, feeling like his head was about to explode.

"Well, I just accidentally dropped the camera, otherwise it wouldn't be exposed at all, and I'm very helpless

Seeing the opponent pinching the orchid finger, the explosive muscles all over his body were squirming one after another. The aggrieved and cute Xia Long made Xia Ming roar: "Can you speak human language!!!!"

"Why are you yelling... well... Xia Long was taken aback, his delicate and cute face was full of grievances.

"I!

This made Xia Ming completely convinced, and after thinking about it seriously, he said with a serious expression, continue the live broadcast for me!"

"Since the popularity has already started, let's simply disclose it completely. With your current status as a muscular lolita, you can definitely become a very different kind of anchor. If you want to be famous and make money, then abandon your shame.

This time, it's Xia Long's turn to look complicated. I always feel that my younger brother has turned on some kind of terrible switch after becoming the [Dimensional National Wife]... and Su Meng, if you look at the updated "Sister Lily and Sister Control" Notes", in which the editor of the loli protagonist appeared. He was also a very violent and terrifying editor, who picked up the protagonist like a chicken and put it on his lap and ordered him to spank people.The protagonist in the novel is a talented and beautiful girl. The author makes Su Meng feel a little bit troubled. She always feels that the whole world seems to be watching her every move. I feel uncomfortable. Is there really X? That is to say, then In the end, I may suddenly lose my memory and become a real little loli just like in the novel?

"Why don't I take the initiative to do this?" Su Meng thought for a while, feeling that he couldn't be so passive.

The enemy's means are unknown. The strength is even more unknown, but it seems to be hidden in the darkness behind the stalk, which makes her feel like an enemy of the world. It seems that she needs to be careful.This made her only think about raising a certain skill to the god level as soon as possible, so as to have the capital to fight against the opponent.