Become a Loli Writer

In other words, I always feel that the black-hearted cat is completely different from usual. Is it possible that the other party has drugged it and wants to perform indescribable training? Damn, I have to rush over to start the training. !" She turned off the computer without hesitation, changed into her upper body clothes and hurried out of the house. Sorry for the submission of the manuscript soon. Go to TM to rush the manuscript. I can't scold Lori for anything! It's important! In the coffee shop.

Lan Lan is busy cleaning. There are usually few people in the morning, and the most crowded time is Sunday afternoon.While he was cleaning and tidying up the store, an acquaintance walked into the store and asked with a smile on his face, "Brother, I heard that you are the seventh fan of that cute loli Xueer?"

"Hehe, what do you want to say?" Lan Lan squinted at the other party, realizing that this guy was worthy of being her best friend, so she came here to expose his scars.The other party didn't care about his attitude at all. Instead, he came over and said with a smile on his face on the counter: "I took a gun and singled out a company. Suddenly - I was in a mess."Why didn't you go?" Lan Lan put down the cup in her hand, rolled up her sleeves, and wanted to give this guy a good beating first, so that he could understand what it means to hit someone without slapping him in the face or swearing at him without revealing his shortcomings.

"Ahem, don't be angry, I'm just afraid that you will have a shadow, so I came here to chat with you!"

"Oh, I didn't expect that to happen!

Lan Lan sighed, glanced at the empty coffee shop, and said helplessly, "To be honest, I haven't been able to sleep well these past few days. Every night when I sleep, I dream of a group of muscular loli I sing.

"Sing what?" The other party became more and more curious.

"Just sing "Cat Ear Switch" by that black-hearted cat, meowing in my ears..." Lan Lan became more and more unlovable, and the nightmare scene where a group of muscular lolis surrounded him meowing was really unbearable head.It made him lose his hair like crazy. He felt that he lost more hair in just a few days than in the previous few months. He galloped towards the road of baldness, but he didn't feel that he had become stronger! The other party laughed instantly, this guy looked It does look pitiful, but why do you want to laugh so much?

"Oh, I figured it out. I used to be too obsessed with my appearance, and my mind was confused by those false things on the Internet. -Everything is fake, like a dream, like a person who sees through the world of mortals in Lan Lan When the Daoist monk sighed, the other party interrupted him and said, "Like the little TV you gave me?"

MD, don't let anyone stop me, I will beat you up today!

Chapter 159 The Professional Habits of a Book Artist

"So, why does it feel like the younger sister who let herself go, looks like a slut who tricked Lori with lollipops?" Su Meng sat obediently on the sofa, looking at the busy younger sister in the kitchen, when she "lost memory" Finally, the other party finally began to take the initiative to assume the responsibility of being a "sister" and chose to cook by himself.From her point of view, the other party is a culinary idiot, even making a poached egg seems to be laborious, and when it comes out, it is already tattered, not as beautiful as she usually cooks.But she watched steadily, and decided to play the cute loli with "amnesia", so she naturally had to pretend to the end.To be honest, she was really curious about how the other party would treat her if she continued to act like this. Anyway, my parents didn't come home today, so I could have a little fun.Having raised her acting skills to a high level, her performance is no less than those old actors, second only to those superstars who are kings of actors and actresses.If she continues to improve, the master level needs too much existence value, and she can't use the acting ability of the actor and actress level.

ding dong~

At this moment, the doorbell rang, making Su Meng's heart skip a beat, and she walked over to open the door.Not surprisingly, it was that perverted Qin Yurou standing outside the door.The other party's forehead was covered with fine sweat, and he looked at her out of breath: "Hey, what PLAY are you two sisters playing, take me one?"

"I'll explain to you later, the situation is a bit complicated." Susie came over and frowned, instinctively wanting to drive the other party out.You can do whatever you want when you are alone, but it is a bit troublesome when the other party is present.My sister Loli hid behind her in fear, looking at her timidly.It's a bit interesting, it seems that it is really because of the potion that he has short-term intermittent amnesia or something?Based on the experience she had learned from the Internet, Qin Yurou became excited instantly, leaned in front of the little loli who was a little afraid of her, and smiled like a big bad wolf: "Little sister, you need to kiss when you meet and greet, you I haven't greeted my sister yet, I'm a little rude."

"Is that so?" Hearing this, the other party bit his finger, walked over timidly, and tried to stand on tiptoe with his little feet wrapped in white silk, making Qin Yurou's eyes widen instantly, ready to enjoy this supreme benefit, but his eyes From the corner of his eye, he saw a figure approaching.

I saw Susie holding a kitchen knife and striding over with a murderous look, which made her frightened instantly. She took two steps back and coughed dryly: "Okay, let's do this first, sister forgives you." Then, she was pulled aside by Susie, After explaining the process, she was even more pleasantly surprised. "Okay, you read it too, can you leave?" Susie looked at her determinedly.

Qin Yurou chuckled: "Don't worry, I'm here to find you on business!"

"what's up?"

"It's about the illustrations I asked you to draw before." Qin Yurou took out her phone, pointed to one of the illustrations, and complained with a strange expression: "I want you to draw a picture of a girl who is hurt and makes people feel distressed. In the end, why does your painting look so flushed like you got so excited about doing that kind of thing!"

"Professional habits..." Susie turned her head away upon hearing this.As a book artist, when drawing these beautiful girl characters, I always accidentally draw a little crooked.Even when drawing the lily manga "I Will Be You", some of the scenes in it became extremely lewd, causing countless readers to exclaim "the painter who went ashore" while eating candy.

"So, it seems that this one is really too sexy. The clothes can't be torn too much, and the rope that binds the body should not be so tight."

"Well, let me think about it. I really can't treat her too much. In other words, I really don't think about leather whips, candles, etc..."

While the two were discussing how to modify these pictures, there was a sudden "bang" falling to the ground from outside.They hurried out, only to see the loli accidentally fell to the ground, lying on its back, in a coma.This startled the two of them, and they quickly picked him up and put them on the sofa. After performing procedures such as pinching people, the other party was still in a coma.Just when the two were about to call an ambulance, they finally opened their eyes in a daze.

"Hey, sister, what are you doing?" Su Meng looked at them blankly.Previously, she deliberately stimulated her body with electric current, resulting in a short-term coma. Even if the doctor came over, she couldn't see the slightest disguise, using this as an excuse to restore her memory.As for why the acting ended so quickly—what the fuck, I overheard a clip of the two chatting just now. These two guys are already thinking about leather whips and dripping wax. Who knows what other tricks they have behind them!These two guys don't plan to wash her up and eat them, do they? ? ?

"It's nothing, you accidentally fell down just now." This made Su Qian and Qin Yurou look at each other, feeling like they missed a super benefit, what a pity... Su Meng rubbed her little head and replied own bedroom.Today, I performed a lot of hard work, and it seems that I saw the potential side of my sister, which made her a little surprised and uncertain.

Forget it, time to update the One Punch manga. "One Punch Man" comics, the previous first season is divided into twelve episodes in total, Su Meng will be serialized and updated in the form of two episodes in one episode, each episode is equivalent to the three episodes of the comic version of the previous life, which can be regarded as super conscientious .In fact, "One Punch" was originally just a practice work serialized by ONE on its personal website, and it was not very well-known. It was later redrawn by cartoonist Haru Kumasuke before it completely exploded.To be honest, Su Meng himself quite likes this work, not only can we see things like environmental protection from it, but it also seems to contain some of the philosophy of life in the world.

For example, there are some people who flaunt their achievements everywhere, that is, people like vest brothers.Some people have huge wealth and power, but they don't bother to do it at all, such as the group of S-class heroes except Renos and Banggu.Otherwise, it's a sweet mask who doesn't do anything but points and points.Not to mention, there is Saitama who has achieved so many feats in battle but has remained unknown. On the contrary, KING, an incompetent ordinary man, has become an S-class hero admired by thousands of people. It is full of drama, but it is also thought-provoking.Even some heroes are not as popular as weirdos, and people can't help but want to kill them.From the performance of these heroes, you can easily see all kinds of life in time, as if you are a condensed human society. This is one of the important reasons why "One Punch Man" can explode.

Coupled with the invincible cool text setting, it broke many previous rules and restrictions.In many invincible works before, the protagonist needs to experience one adventure after another, falling off a cliff to inherit, picking up an artifact from a street stall, meeting an old beggar on the road to teach him peerless magic skills, and so on.But in this work, Saitama is invincible and powerful, there is no need for these extra steps, and he becomes invincible directly, and kills all your enemies with one punch!This makes Su Meng also want to be such a hero. He is usually just an ordinary person. Once he encounters a dangerous monster, he immediately stands up and kills the monster with a punch, enjoying the admiration of countless people. name.It's so cool to think about it!

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"If you become bald, you will become stronger. This Saitama teacher is very interesting." Passing by and watching "One Punch Man" updated by Awei teacher, he himself is the inheritor of Billy King's loyal will, and he is also attracted by this absolute invincibility. shocked by the style.Saitama looks ordinary, not much different from him, even originally an office worker otaku who couldn't find a job, this setting is almost exactly the same as him, and the sense of substitution is quite overwhelming.The manga spends a lot of time explaining the strength of the enemy. For example, the super giant who reached the clouds because of his brother's gene mutation, walks in the city like a super demolition team, and can smash a skyscraper with one kick.But the existence of this level can't resist Saitama at all.What's even more funny is that when this super giant brother attacked Saitama, he slapped the brother standing on his shoulder to death. Are you purely cheating brother?This made him laugh uncontrollably, and he realized that many of the villains in it seemed to be purely funny, making people laugh out their abs.

It was such a terrifying super giant, but he was instantly killed by Saitama's punch, without the slightest backhand ability, which further demonstrated Saitama's invincibility.Not to mention, there are also strange monsters who were easily killed by Saitama and took home as kelp, and the monsters with great reputation talked about the fate of being used as food.The entire manga is based on such a setting, so that each monster can set off Saitama's strength, which makes people feel so refreshed.

"Ah Wei is worthy of being a real man with iron blood. The setting of one punch invincibility looks so cool. When can I have a strong body..." Passing by forcefully, he looked at the fat on his body. As a graduate After the otaku, his health is getting worse and worse.There is no way, if you can sit, you won’t stand, if you can lie down, you won’t sit, and if you lie on the bed and play with your mobile phone every day, it’s only damn good if your body is strong.By the way, let's ask that guy how his exercise is going. She remembered something and quickly contacted Zhao Zhicheng.

Speaking of which, Zhao Zhicheng was originally the group leader of the [Awei Mass Burial Mound] group, but because he was busy with social exams, the group leader was transferred to him.After a while, the video call was connected, and he saw that the other party was eating chicken legs, and asked nonchalantly: "Old Zhao, I heard that you want to learn from Mr. Saitama, run 10 kilometers a day, do 100 push-ups a day, and so on. How many days have you persisted?" Hearing this, the other party stopped eating the chicken leg immediately, put the chicken leg in the takeaway box and replied, "Guess?"

"Well, it's been a week since your testimonial post, you should have persisted for at least five days, right?"

Chapter 160 I'm Really Not a Lolicon (24 words owed)

Gudong! The other party poured down a mouthful of fat house happy water, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said boldly like those knights who drink from a big bowl in TV dramas: "Hehe, you are underestimating me, I am doing crazy exercises every day !"

"Yo, that's amazing, tell me where you exercised, and let me see the muscle effect of your exercise now." Passing strong and looking at each other in surprise. I didn't expect this dead house to be so persistent, so he also Finally, I have a little more fighting spirit, I can't be worse than him.

In the dream. This made Qiang Qiang pass by and fell silent instantly when he heard the words.He read the comment made by the other party at that time, especially the sentence

[Believe in yourself, each of us is our own hero! ]

"So...you really believe in yourself so much?" Qiang Guoguo finally couldn't help asking. It's a pity that Laozi still believed in the other party so much just now.The other party sighed, and said helplessly: "Look at my signature...

Passing by forcefully, I clicked on the other party's profile, and saw a signature: "I want to believe in myself!"

Understood, your previous testimonial post lacked a heart, you are a lack of heart!

"The problem is that I can't hold on any longer. There are so many wives waiting for my pampering, so many different worlds waiting for me to visit, so many delicacies waiting for me to taste, how can I have time to exercise if I don't eat enough, drink enough and have fun? ?" Zhao Zhicheng couldn't help but argue.It’s not that this guy didn’t insist, but he never started at all!!! He walked to the window, and the rain was pouring down. There were several policemen outside the community who were on duty in the rain, guarding the scene of the crime.What is more heart-wrenching is that one of them has a girlfriend holding an umbrella to cover him from the rain even though he is also standing guard in the rain.

Well, I feel that I have been stabbed in the same way as another person!" Qiang Guo passed by and closed the curtains neatly, and he was out of sight. He thought about himself. Thinking about it for a day Zhao Zhicheng, who didn't even insist, took another look at the running shoes that had been put in the shoe cabinet for several months, and finally made up his mind. He posted as an administrator in the "One Punch Man" comment area:

"I decided to start exercising according to Saitama's way from today, and I will stick to it for at least a month, and I will take this post as a testimony. If you can't stick to it, you can choose women's clothing!"

This is the strongest promise of being an iron-blooded real man. He must use this to flog himself, so that he can completely get rid of his laziness in the past and become his own hero!

"Oh, that's amazing. The group leader actually came off the stage in person, waiting for the women's costume!"

"Everyone, don't get too excited, just pick bikinis, Lolita and the like."

"I respect you as a man, you must notify me when the women's clothing is broadcast live