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This time it was all right! In other words, her allergic symptoms to cats were not reflected in this cat, which made her look at the cat in great surprise: "So, where did you abduct the cat?" ,What's the name?" Su Meng finally breathed a sigh of relief, with a bright smile on her face and said, "I originally wanted to call it Teacher Cat, but since "Natsume" was published, a bunch of cats have been called this name, so I named it one

"Shamisen.

Chapter 165 From the Lord of Heart

"Shamisen, isn't that a strange name?" Susie looked at her in surprise.

Ming is a super-best-selling author. But she gave such a strange name to the cat, which made her a little hard to understand.

"Well, it's a very common name. This guy has two colors. That's why he got this name." Su Meng said with a relaxed face.As a result, this wild cat became a talking cat under Suzumiya's supernatural power. The voice was still that of a middle-aged male, and his words were full of various esoteric and obscure philosophical topics. A veritable philosophical cat

In fact, shamisen is not a good name in Honzi country, because the resonance box of shamisen, a traditional musical instrument in Honzi country, is made of cat fur! After all, the old man is not a devil! Su Meng looked at the cat with a smile, conscious This is by no means the old kitty, let me see how long you can pretend.In addition, the deeper meaning of this name actually comes from her guess about the existence value system, maybe this is a super system similar to Haruhi Suzumiya! The power of existence value, this is "Shana" The setting in ) belongs to the energy that maintains the existence of all things.Everything exists because of the power of existence, and when this energy is lost, it will disappear completely.After you lose the power of existence, you don't simply die, but completely disappear. All traces of your existence, all related photos, memories, information items, etc. will disappear with it. Even your parents can't remember you It used to exist! The mission of Shana's Huowu warrior is to maintain the existence of the world and eliminate those red apostles who want to steal the power of the world's existence.When the power of existence in the world disappears too much, it will cause the whole world to be distorted and face the danger of destruction and collapse.Now Su Meng guesses that the existence value of the system is related to this power of existence. Quantum mechanics does not decide anything. As long as you admit its existence, it is likely to exist!

Now she has millions of fans. Such a huge number of fans provides her with over ten thousand points of existence every day. When releasing various "healing" works, the existence value provided cannot skyrocket by several letters or even ten. several times.With such a huge existence value, maybe it will make her unconsciously create all kinds of magical existence like Suzumiya

"Am I a god?"

An unsure guess appeared in Su Meng's mind.

Kasuga is regarded as a god, and he also seems to have a god-like terrifying ability. He will get what he wants, and he will speak if he wants to open the shamisen, which forces Da Mengshen to act cute to hide it.But if God can really create everything, why can't he see all kinds of demons and ghosts at all?

Forget it, let's wash up and sleep, and see if I can really write a book of the world when I upgrade each skill to the god level! She looks like a fat cat lying on the ground, stretching out her hand to press it On the other side's head: "If I am a god like Liangguan, then you can talk to me!" The other side tilted his head and said, "Meow~" Meow your sister! It really is whimsical, let's take this guy and take a bath first.

She hugged him and said with a smile: "Hey, baby, O'Neill is taking you to take a bath. The other party immediately began to struggle, wanting to resist this terrible torture of taking a bath.

"Yo, so excited, don't worry, take your time." Su Meng reached out and touched the other party, and a slight blue arc flashed, causing the other party's hair to explode directly.

Hypnotism (electrotherapy)! This guy walks on both legs. He drank with a bottle of wine. How could he be a Xitong cat? Let Su Meng become the King of Thunder and Lightning. With a smile: "Do you want to have another shot?" The voice of the other party became extremely harsh in an instant, like those poor cats who were dragged to the operating table to be cut.

oK, I'm sure this guy can understand human language! Su Meng hugged her into the bathroom, took off her clothes casually, and only wore underwear, otherwise she would definitely splash when she took a shower later.

Under the threat of electrotherapy from the King of Thunder and Lightning, during the whole bathing process, the other party - seeing the truth with both eyes, was unlovable, and allowed her to ravage her, so that Su Meng finally got over her addiction to masturbating cats.

"You are really fat!" She looked at him speechlessly.The other cats were puffy, and they lost weight after being washed with water, but this one didn't lose much weight after being washed with water, which made her wonder if it was a dyed pig.

The other party replied weakly, which made her a little annoyed: "If you get fat again, believe it or not, I will serve you to the dining table!" After taking a bath for the other party, she also took off her clothes and lay lazily in the bathtub, Use the hot water bath to dispel the fatigue of the body and the stench of the previous stinking ditch.Of course, this fat cat named Shamisen by her was also thrown into the water. It was made to crawl out awkwardly with a dog planing posture, but unfortunately the slippery bathtub prevented it from climbing up at all, and instead drank a few

"Hey, this is the authentic Lolita bath water. I don't know how many people want to drink it. It's cheap for you, a pervert." Su Meng said with a gambler.

Then, she saw that the other party was looking at her with an extremely timid look, rolled her eyes, lay lazily on the edge of the bathtub, gave up and jumped out completely.After that, the cat lived in their house and became a member of their family

"This river... seems to have become a little bit clearer." Murong Xiao stood on the bank of the river, looking at the river below.Obviously without any treatment, it became strangely clearer. In just a few days, the bottom of the river could be seen, which completely violated the scientific principles.So, what exactly is that person? Could it be that he is really a god? Murong Xiao is a little hard to understand, feeling that the other person is covered with a mysterious veil, which cannot be seen through at all.

However, she had just walked a short distance when she saw some boats and excavators busy cleaning up the rubbish in the river. Murong Xiao was a little dazed. It seems that the hideous monster turned into a sacred dragon is not fake.She checked online, but found that the city suddenly rejected the two plans of landfilling and covering up for unknown reasons. Instead, it chose to clean it up completely. The project funds for returning the citizens to a clear river flowed from the river. Several polluting source companies were punished. In addition to donations from surrounding citizens, she also heard a private chat between two construction workers.

"I heard that the statue of the river god was dug up in the upper reaches of this river, and those companies dared not default on their debts, and paid the full fines one after another!

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise why do you think they took the initiative to take responsibility?"

"Fuck, there's this thing, amazing!" Well, it seems that it really has something to do with it. Murong Xiao thoughtfully confirmed some guesses, and realized that many things are not as simple as they appear on the surface.When passing a bridge, she saw a fat cat with big flowers under the bridge, holding Ruojiumei and drinking Ruojiu.

Fuck, - cats who only drink!

Let her stop in an instant, and look at the other party in amazement.

"Stupid and weak human, what are you looking at, and then I will eat you!" The other party hiccupped and squinted at her.

Not only can this guy drink, but he can even talk!!! Murong Xiao was completely stunned. He sensed a suffocating force from the other party. Those monsters couldn't communicate at all before, and they all surrounded her, as if Stuttered her as soon as she admitted she could see.As of now, apart from the ghost girl, the only thing that seems to be able to communicate with her is this cat, which makes her unwilling to give up at all.

"Human, you've angered me this time, let me eat you!" Fat Cat's aura became stronger and stronger, like a peerless beast slowly recovering, making Murong Xiao feel her breathing stagnate, she quickly waved her hand Said: "My meat doesn't taste good, don't eat me! Let me tell you, I know Su Meng, the King of Thunder and Lightning, who cares about you, horses, monsters, ghosts, and ghosts. If you dare to offend me, the other party's aura will stop in summer. Throwing down the wine bottle, she tilted her head and meowed a little cutely, which left her stunned.It really works! Apparently, this naive, cute-looking monster definitely knows the guy.

It's a pity that before she could ask, the other party ran away, with short legs running so fast that she couldn't catch up at all.She simply went to the other party's house, but saw the other party walking a cat in the park.

Yes, a cat that walks like a dog on a leash!

She hesitated to speak, looked at the cat's physique, and then at the legal loli's figure, and realized that it was really a difficult task for him to walk around with the cat in his arms.

"Tch, it already said it before it could talk." The other party rolled his eyes.

"I really didn't lie to you!" Murong Xiao was a little anxious, he gritted his teeth and looked at the fat cat and said, "Hurry up, didn't you want to eat me just now?" The big fat cat looked at it with a cute face. She, let her suddenly go crazy

"Young people should study hard and stop dreaming." Su Meng couldn't help but reached out and patted her on the shoulder, shaking her head and sighing.You win! Murong Xiao gave up completely, this guy seems to have made it clear that if he is killed, he will not reveal his identity in front of legal loli.At the same time, Shamisen also stared at each other carefully, thinking to himself:

"We must find a way to make him give up!"

The other party has Su Meng's terrifying aura, making it dare not do anything at all, not to mention that it has never eaten anyone, and it has never hurt anyone at all.

The free release of "Jian Niang" made it more popular, and it has already gathered millions of fans.Under such circumstances, Dimensional House launched a large number of ship girl illustrations. The original cold weapon of war has been completely transformed into a delicate and lovely girl. Or a flat-chested little loli or a giant ru Yujie. It has become a paper figure for countless people. wife.The most interesting thing is that in this novel, the heavier the tonnage of warships of the same type, the higher the milk volume, soaring from A to G-road! Light aircraft carriers are all small loli, and heavy aircraft carriers are all giant ru, The protagonist admiral in it builds a fleet, which is equivalent to building a huge harem, and it looks like a group of ship girls are turning around, which has become the most attractive setting for gentlemen.

At the same time, Dimension Home announced the production plan of the game of the same name as "Ship Girl", which will be released in June, which aroused the enthusiasm of many people.In the bedroom, Zhou Ke stared curiously at the legal loli in front of him, always trying to guess her head to see what was in the vinegar.She already knew that the other party provided all the novels and games of the entire "Jianniang" series, and this loli actually provided a complete set of game plans, covering the core business secrets of the series such as character design and operation of the atmosphere gold pumping boat, so that the whole The executives of Dimensional House were amazed and easily became one of the shareholders.

"Because I'm a genius, how can you and other mortals understand it?" The other party said with a stinking face, dangling his little feet.This guy really sucks!

Every time Zhou Ke is with the other party, she has an urge to beat her up. In fact, she is the only one who dares to do this in the entire Dimensional House. If it is replaced by other people, they will all be regarded as little ancestors. If you dare to hit the shareholders employees?

"It's not time yet, let's talk about it later." Su Meng replied lightly.

She has the final say on the current Dimensional House, at least until next year before she can hold a little bit of control.The share contract she signed with the Dimension House before was a shareholding of works. As long as she creates a masterpiece of amazing value, then sooner or later she will be able to completely learn to control the entire huge group.For her who has the ability, she is not afraid of any tricks at all. The only thing she lacks now is time. Zhou Ke is here this time, precisely because the other party plans to release a new work-

Really tentacle!

She couldn't complain anymore, this guy is completely an emotional madman, and his update speed is several times faster than others.

A simple look made her believe that this work is a very subversive novel. It completely overturned the definitions of angels and demons, gods and demons in people's minds.

A group of demons who are kinder than angels, and angels who are scarier than demons! It made her hesitate. Realized again that this legit loli never took the usual path.Then, she heard the other party sigh: