Become a Loli Writer

[God is fair, he gave you an ugly appearance, and also gave you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.Congratulations, you actually cleared this game in such a leisurely manner!]

Fuck, this sarcasm is too much, it has a strong sense of sarcasm from the beginning, leaving Jiabai Liyan dumbfounded.

"Look, it's a very simple little game. You just need to master these steps, and you just need to be proficient." Su Meng spread her hands and said helplessly.Gabriel grabbed her by the collar, "Say, how did you pass the level?"

"There is no one else, but you are familiar with it!" Su Meng replied calmly.

Naturally, it is impossible for her to tell the other party that she cheated a little while playing and used her [hacker ability] to easily modify some data so that she can pass the level smoothly, which the other party can't see at all.Otherwise, with her little lolita body, it would be impossible to pass the level so easily, and these opponents would not be able to see it at all.

She sighed and said: "Gabriel, it seems that you are going to fail. I didn't expect you to fail such a simple little gamer. It's a pity for you. It's a pity that you spent millions of dollars to pay for it all for you. Gabriel gasped for breath. What should I do? Why did she suddenly want to kill him with a hammer? She gritted her teeth tightly. In front of the computer, I continued to work. There are still a few hours before the three-day appointment. As a genius who grew up under the beautiful eyes of her parents, friends, teachers and classmates, she really didn't believe that a mere game could stop her Own-

N8!

E! The shout of ecstasy sounded. At the same time, accompanied by the loud sound of something sleeping on the table, there were also various strange sounds, like a bunch of things falling to the ground.In the afternoon of the second day, Gabriel went to school with red eyes, and deliberately put on a pair of glasses to hide it.She looked at the class monitor Wu Xiaoqiao, and couldn't help but whispered: "Squad leader, can you lend me some money?"

"Sure, what's the matter with you?" Wu Xiaoqiao looked at the other party with a surprised face, never expecting that this foreign exchange student would be willing to ask her to borrow money.

By the way, doesn't the other party have a good relationship with that black-hearted loli? Why don't you ask the other party to borrow it?

"I want to fix my computer...

"Okay, I happen to have an acquaintance who is a computer repair master, it should be cheaper for me to go to you.

After school in the afternoon, Wu Xiaoqiao led the other party into the computer repair shop, looked at the computer the other party took out from the bag, and fell silent for a while.Most of the keycaps fell off, the mouse was broken, and the screen was cracked - what happened to you?

"Go home and have a look, go home and have a look, even if you wash your mother's chopsticks and wash the dishes, the elderly don't want their children to make much contribution to the family. Previously hacked into the server of "World of Gods and Demons" and directly reset the hacker's game account , so that he successfully enjoyed the treatment of quitting the Internet. Now he used "Digging to Survive" to make Gabriel doubt life, and almost gave up playing games completely. Looking at the computer, he wanted to smash it with a hammer.

Come on, this little survival game is really unique

"Go home and have a look >. Because you will fall from the top of the cloud to the bottom of the valley by accident, and go home again and again. Isn't this often going home to have a look? At this time, she was surprised to see that Murong Xiao was standing The small river in the distance seems to be arguing with something.

After she walked over, Murong Xiao pulled her and said: "Xiaomeng, judge me, your cat is too annoying, I can't quarrel with it!" Su Meng scratched her head, feeling that she was not There is a problem with the ears, - the face looked at her blankly, "What the hell did it say?"

"It says that I am a mortal who has opened his yin and yang eyes and can see things that mortals can't see. Suicuoa can be torn apart by monsters. Now I feel like I am walking on the edge of a cliff, and I may live until tomorrow...Murong Xiao-face said angrily.

So, where's the cat?" Su Meng spread her hands and asked in a speechless manner.

Right here, where did you go?"

Murong Xiao pointed down, but found that there was nothing there, and the big fat cat had long since disappeared.

"Oh, another crazy one, and they all started talking to themselves." Su Meng looked at the other party with regret.

What's more, you are a human being and a cat quarreled and lost the quarrel. If you tell the truth, you will believe it! She quickly pointed to the river that has gradually become clear: "Look, this river is the river that was purified when you were with me. Only when the river god is dirty, can he begin to become clean!"

"But, it refers to a dredging boat... The other party reminded me weakly. She waved her hand dejectedly: "Forget it, I will tell you when I find other evidence!" After she left. Meng stared at the back of the other party leaving with a smile, feeling that molesting the other party was really interesting.

A girl who seems to have yin and yang eyes, psychic eyes, celestial eyes, etc., is a pure middle school girl in front of her, showing no extraordinary abilities at all.Well, try flirting first, and just stop before it breaks.She hummed a song in a happy mood and continued to walk home: "I often go home and have a look, go home and have a look. Li Fei, who was reading comics, suddenly heard a buzzing sound coming from his ear, and couldn't help but exclaimed. Voice: "Fuck, it's not April yet, and there are already mosquitoes!"

What's even more coincidental is that in the third chapter of Tianxinmao's new work "The Fall of Gabriel", there happened to be a scene where Gabriel was almost killed by mosquitoes and almost destroyed the house in anger.

"Go away, don't block me from seeing my wife!" He waved the other party away casually.The following is Chi Guoguo's welfare scene. Gabriel, whose air conditioner is broken, has to rush to the demon Vinet to enjoy the cool, but Gabriel undresses in front of the other party.

Boom~ Li Fei couldn't help swallowing, a wretched smile appeared on his face, and clicked to open the next page with anticipation, the indescribable welfare scene between the two girls, the old thief of Tianxin really had a conscience, just opened the next page In one page, Gabriel was surrounded by dazzling holy light on both sides and below, completely covering the core three points with his naked body.

"Fuck, who's Paladin is this?" He gritted his teeth and looked at Ruojie, Tianxin, you really don't have Jiji, you don't even give any benefits, and you say that the magic horse is "the holy light that angels bring", I believe you are a big headphone.

However, next, Gabriel asked the other party to help him apply the medicine against insects, and when he applied the medicine, he made a seductive sound, as if he was doing an indescribable movement, hehehe.After reading the updated content, Li Fei inadvertently saw an additional promotion on the other party's account, saying that the other party made a small game himself, and everyone can download it for free without any fees, and there will be no content in it. Paid content. There will be no advertisements.Hey, Tianxin old thief is so kind, he actually made a game for free?

Li curiously downloaded this so-called "easiest" survival game, wanting to see what kind of content it is.All the graphic novels of this boss are not bad, and now a small game is suddenly released, which will naturally make countless people curious, and the download volume has exceeded [-] in less than half a day! No ads, no fees, It made him really curious about what the other party wanted to do. Is it just to earn traffic fees?

"Digging to Survive" starts!

A character with no legs, the lower body in the tank, but wants to climb the peak, physically and mentally strong, moved him a little bit. It's rare for a game to survive me who was almost selected into the e-sports team.Li Fei opened the game with confidence.

8! Accompanied by ecstasy and shouting. The bottom of the cylinder slipped and returned to the original point, Li Fei calmly said to himself: "It's just a failure, continue!

8! He slapped the keyboard with a slap, and saw that the keycaps of the mechanical keyboard were flying wildly one by one: splashing, his complexion had become ferocious, and his eyes were red:

"Tianxin old thief. You really are so ruthless. This shit is not a game for humans at all!"

Think about it, when you use your computer to write a thesis or composition, write - a blue screen of death.The most deceitful thing is that when you are about to finish writing, there is a sudden power failure. Do you want to smash the computer if you completely waste your time?

Chapter 171 A Game That Makes All Players Autistic! (7K in debt, 221K in debt)

"This game is insane!

Bai Chuan looked in surprise at the comment area where the mini-game "Digging to Survive" exploded. Players gritted their teeth and cursed each other, saying all kinds of words that exploded with anger-

"I don't want to say more, but I think if my keyboard and mouse have been hammered, I really want to make the old thief Tianxin pay me!

"I often go home and have a look, go home and have a look. Damn, I played for a few hours, and I went back to that small pit N times, and it really is my home!"

"It's world-class despair. It's not a game for people to play at all!" After Baichuan simply played for an hour, he realized that he was not suitable for playing this game.

After all, with his "money ability", he is more suitable to play games that can attract money and enjoy the admiration of others.For him, the better way to entertain is actually to use people as a game and act as a source of happiness for him.He looked at Ruo's comments in the comment area-

"Friendly suggestion, if you have a friend who has a good spleen score and never swears or swears, you might as well let him try this game. Then you will find out that there are hidden demons in everyone's heart. You can blurt out curses with a ferocious face!

The group of players below who shouted "Devil" empathized with each other.

No one expected that the old thief of Tianxin would launch such a game in a frenzy, a game that can piss people off more than their lives.

"It looks like a lot of fun. Bai Chuan watched Ruo's comments with a smile, and opened the live broadcast platform on the live broadcast platform.

Xiaoqing is doing a live broadcast. As a two-dimensional beauty anchor, she has gathered a large number of fans with her gentle and pleasant voice and beautiful appearance.She mainly sings and dances rap live, and also plays some games. She often turns into a bosom sister chatting with fans about homework, a gentle and beautiful image with plenty of feet.

This is also the strategy that she manages most easily to gain the favorability of fans.During the live broadcast, she suddenly saw someone rewarding a rocket worth two thousand yuan, and she quickly smiled: "Thank you for the gift, the boss is very generous.