Become a Loli Writer

"Speaking of which, if you really like to drink this stuff, I'll get you some instant coffee in the future, and it won't make any difference to you. A cup only costs two yuan.

Lan Lan covered her chest with one hand, and pressed the other hand on the counter table, feeling her chest hurting, and always felt that these two people were purely here to beat him.At this time, the other party glanced at him, and continued to comfort the blonde loli in a low voice: "Smile, your smile is as sweet and cute as an angel, like the perverted Lolicon over there, once I see your smile, I will bear it I can't help but want to kneel at your feet and beg to be whipped.

I'm really not a pervert, I just happen to like loli

The blond loli suddenly burst into a bright smile, making Lan Lan seem to see an angel, exhausted from staying up all night, her legs softened and she fell to her knees, looking at the other party obsessively.

"Hey, what a hopeless pervert. Go to hell!" The blond loli looked at him with a disgusted face.

"See? It's that simple. Stop playing games in the future. Playing with people's hearts is infinitely more fun than games. This is the most pleasing way of entertainment!"

You are such a villain—no, you are definitely the white-haired angel Raphael, right? Lan Gang stood up and pointed at the black-haired loli tremblingly, feeling as if there were black wings appearing behind her, and she was flying fast If the fan is.

This black-haired loli is really scary, so scary that he instinctively wants to back away.After the two of them left, tremblingly, he clicked on the video just updated by the old thief Tianxin, which had the name [Sweetest and most soothing little love song] on it.

The last time this kind of words appeared was "Good Night Meow", first turn on the healing wave, otherwise you will really be pierced by thousands of arrows and bleed to death.

The video opened, and a cute black-haired loli popped up. She was wearing a white cat mask, wearing a white princess dress, reaching out as if wanting to hold hands with him, and there was a soft and waxy voice.

"You are the beginning of a letter, the content of a poem, and the end of a fairy tale. You are a natural miracle, you are a beautiful moonlight, you are a gift from Santa Claus, a good boy...

Oh my god, this is too cute, it's such a sweet little love song! Tianxin old thief, you are really an angel-well, angel, angel-

He fell silent. For some reason, he suddenly felt that the black-haired loli on the screen seemed a bit like the one that just left the store. I definitely felt something was wrong.

It must have felt wrong, absolutely wrong! He discarded this ridiculous idea, clutched his chest and continued to watch the other party's performance.I was stabbed in the heart by that black-haired loli before, and I felt a pain in my chest.

But this time it's a racing heart, an urge to love

Such a soft and lovely little loli. Who can refuse?

[Exchange the golden contract of the ring finger, and give each other years.It is agreed that we will hold hands from now on, because we have to go far]

During the opening, the black-haired girl in a princess dress stretched out her hand, and a golden ring was put on her ring finger. Lan Lan couldn't help but feel like a girl, and she stretched out her hand.

"That's great, I will definitely hold your hand tightly in the future, and I will never let you go!" He said obsessively.At this moment, he suddenly felt that his outstretched hand was tightly grasped by others. A strong and simple voice sounded: "Okay, then let's hold hands forever." Lan Lan looked up, and suddenly saw the familiar fitness trainer , - a real man with a height over - machine and a body full of muscles.

The other party smiled and reached out to grab his hand, making him want to cry instantly, like a little white rabbit being watched by a big bad wolf.Fuck, what should I do, it feels like a pill!

Chapter 173 Only by becoming bald can you become stronger! (3K in debt, 219K in debt)

[You are the beginning of the letter, the content of the poem, the end of the fairy tale...

In the room, Su Meng hummed a song briskly. She felt that she was getting skinny now. She liked watching the readers wanting to beat her up, and then wanting to take her away as their wife in the next moment. The feeling of jumping back and forth on the verge of death is really f*cking exciting! Rescuing the girl addicted to the Internet, and letting a group of Yuanjia quit the Internet, the two joys are superimposed, forming a kind of joy that makes her happy and excited all day long. When I have nothing to do, I hum a song by myself.

"Crossing Fingers and Swearing", this is her favorite love song, it sounds very sweet and comfortable.

certainly.What's a little bit heartbreaking for singles is that you can't find such a girl to sing this song to you.Don't ask her how she knows, she really doesn't want to!

The male cosplayer in the MV video is of course Susie, anyway, just provide a back view, plus her powerful and invincible PS technology, even a [-]-jin tank can make you a little lolita, it’s not a problem at all .

Speaking of it, Su Meng always felt that her sister had really changed a lot these days, and there was always a strange feeling before, like some kind of potential beast.

But now the other party has suddenly turned into a good wife and mother, taking the initiative to wash, cook and do housework every day -

It's like a killer who skipped classes every day, went to Internet cafes and played games, smoked, drank and burned his head at the village entrance, but suddenly became a good student in the eyes of teachers and classmates. So, what have you experienced? ?

After washing the dishes, Susie returned to her bedroom.The reason for such a change is precisely because of Yun Xiaoyun's cautious proposal at the beginning——

"Very intuitively speaking, you feel like a pure perverted lolicon to me. I don't feel that there is anything worthy of the other party's liking in you. If you get rid of the family relationship between you, it is impossible for you to be with me. The other party is so close, just like the Qin Yusang you mentioned, who was disgusted and rejected by the other party. This is the first time someone has said this to her so bluntly. Earlier, she realized that the loli seemed to deliberately imitate The appearance of being manipulated by the novel, I wanted to push forward some more exaggerated and indescribable plots, so that Yun Xiaoge could write in the novel

See if the other party will realize it.As a result, Yun Xiaohe told her so frankly that she finally realized that she seemed to be doing more and more out of line these days.If Shi Fang hadn't been tolerant of her all the time, maybe he really had to draw a clear line and distance from her.

Realizing this, Susie decided to change herself completely.Transforming towards the perfect beautiful girl in the other party's ideal, going up to the living room and down to the kitchen, and sitting on the bed of a lady in front of her.

Probably this is what it means, Tiewei can be ground into a needle, and one day it can be taken down unconsciously

call!

After running for more than ten kilometers all the way, Passing Strongly finally stopped running wildly.It has been more than half a month since the previous bet on women's clothing, and he has really insisted on doing the training method of Teacher Saitama, running more than 10 kilometers every day, plus 100 push-ups and the like.

these days.He clearly felt the muscles on his body appearing rapidly.The strength and speed of the whole person have been greatly improved.And the price

He stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and as a result, countless hairs fell out of the wine again.

Yes, the price of becoming stronger is actually baldness!!!

"I have nothing, and I also become stronger... I really don't want this way of becoming stronger.

Passing by forcefully scratched his head, another pile of hair fell out.In just half a month, every time he took a bath.There are hairs all over the bath towels, washbasins, etc.He has just graduated for less than a year, and his hairline has begun to recede crazily, which makes him wonder if he will become a veritable bald head after two years of exercise?

"This fucking way to become stronger!"

He punched the tree trunk next to him to vent the dissatisfaction accumulated in his heart.

Crack! At this moment, the waist-thick tree was shaking violently, and then suddenly broke and fell down.Although this is a tree that has decayed long ago

Damn, I'm so strong

Could it be that I also turned on some kind of limiter in the human body and started to improve like Saitama?

Passing through the strong heart was shocked, realizing that he seemed to become the protagonist in the novel, Lu crazyly improved his strength, and became a superhero admired by everyone.At this moment, a car horn sounded not far from him. Turning his head, he could see a car slowing down, because a child picking up a ball appeared in the middle of the road ahead.Without hesitation, he strode forward, holding the child in his left hand, and punched the car with his right hand.The so-called hero is that before the mind can react, the body has already rushed to rescue others instinctively! Hey, it seems to hear a crisp sound from the arm, why is my arm suddenly bent at this angle?

Passing by forcefully, staring blankly at his arm, the bone-piercing pain was transmitted to his mind crazily, making him so painful that he couldn't help howling

"Aw! The whole person was suddenly knocked into the air and passed out, even the child in his arms was thrown into the grass by the side of the road. When he woke up again, he opened his eyes and saw a strange ceiling, and the surrounding area was completely white .

"Are you awake?"