Become a Loli Writer

"Fuck off, muscles are the romance of men, do you understand the charm of muscles?" Zhao Zhicheng rolled his eyes.

"Yo, I think it's the most correct to be a big man with cute big tits, see if you can continue to say that sentence, hey hey!"

A section of blue alphabetic symbols was sent to Zhao Zhicheng's computer. Click on it to see a fan comic of a passer-by heroine.Among them was Xia Shiyu, the senior girl who was wearing black stockings and had an arrogant and poisonous face.

A little different from the anime, this time the other party is wearing extremely revealing clothes, full of seductive queen posture.After the broadcast of "Passerby Heroine", Ying Lili and her senior sister's book immediately ushered in an explosive period, especially the senior sister completely crushed all other characters.All the big touches have devoted themselves to this sacred work, and with the help of "good people live a safe life" and "thank you for sharing", they have worked tirelessly to create.

It is also the only comment area like this, where you will never see any trolls. - -Pieces of Harmony.Gudong~

"Good stuff, brother enough, you even shared it with me!"

Zhao Zhicheng turned off "The Will of the King" directly, and read the comic with a smile.

Muscle is a man's romance, but romance can't be eaten, wait for my sage time to listen to the king's teachings!

"Hey, senior sister Xia Shiyu, you see your notebook appearing on the computer, how do you feel?"

In the apartment, Qin Yurou smiled and pointed the screen of the laptop in her hand at her roommate.

He was attacked by the other party's poisonous tongue before, and this person is worthy of being the "Dimensional Poison Tongue King". He uses various methods to venom his tongue every day, and now he can finally avenge himself with one arrow.

She also didn't expect that the legitimate loli seemed to use the other party as a template, and wrote it in the novel, becoming the poison tongue queen that countless people wanted to whip.Even if her name is not disclosed, Xia Shiyu's meager "two-dimensional poisonous tongue king" - a group of fans call her senior sister, and regard her as the person who inherits her senior sister's poisonous tongue in "The Passerby Heroine".

"Oh, it's just a group of single dogs who can't find a girlfriend in reality. In order to satisfy their own poor fantasies, they have to keep Meng Qi in the illusory second dimension. Do you really think I care about the wailing of these defeated dogs? "Xia Shiyu raised Bao Kang's long black silk legs, and complained very calmly.

"You cow!

Qin Yurou looked at the other party in amazement, and suddenly felt as if she was also shot while lying down.

She also likes those two-dimensional little lolitas, and even specially asked the artist to draw a few pictures based on the three-dimensional lolita, it's not like, it's clearly talking about me!

The other party looked at her with a sympathetic face: "Hehe, do you dare to really attack those little lolis? If you attack now, I will give you a pair of silver bracelets the next moment. I think you are a psychologically twisted guy. I really thought I didn't see your perverted collection, I just didn't care about you. By the way, let me say one more thing - your wife is awesome!

Qin Yusang's face turned pale, and finally realized that he and the other party were not on the same level at all, and the other party seized the opportunity to send him to the door and attacked him continuously.

"I've read the books of your wives, but it's a pity that the protagonist is not you. By the way, it is because of people like you that the second dimension will be looked down upon by many people. So don't dream, sleep and sleep... in the other party Under continuous blows of venomous tongue spitting, the conscience in Qin Yurou's chest felt like a thousand arrows were piercing through his heart, and he couldn't help but silently swear in his heart-

Just wait for me, one day I will take down that legal loli!

In addition, I want to ask someone to continue to draw your book!!! When Su Meng and her sister were walking on the way to the vegetable market, raindrops suddenly fell without warning. It had been cloudy for a long time, but now it finally started to rain.

""Passerby Heroine" seems to be very popular now. The English pear you dubbed was already the cutest king last year. Su Qian looked at her loli sister with a smile, lowered her head and whispered in her ear, "The number of your books It seems to have surpassed the combined sum of Asuna and Kirito, there are so many lolitas in this world!" Su Meng, who was a little uncomfortable because the other party suddenly approached and her breath hit her ears, couldn't help but rolled her eyes. This is not the first person, even Qin Yusang, class monitor Baihe, editor-everyone, she has said it over and over again. It made Su Meng suddenly think that she has become a national wife.

Obviously that muscle maniac Xia Ming is the national woman elected by hundreds of thousands of people!

However, don't forget that she has the ability to be called the God of the Internet, use this ability directly, as long as you post it on the Internet, it will add divine light.

Remember, I am a paladin passing by unintentionally!

-Everyone wants to use my notebook without even paying the copyright fee. There is a sentence of MMP that must be said!

"Again, what do you do?

at this time.A serious inquiry came from the front.The two heard the sound and looked over, and saw Shen Qiu and another policeman questioning a man.What was a little special was that the man looked extremely burly and strong. His height, plus his extremely explosive muscles, and the scars on his face made him stand out in the crowd.

"Sorry, I'm just a househusband." The other party said calmly.Shen Qiu suddenly felt a lot of pressure, such a muscle maniac who calls himself a househusband, you are kidding me!

At this moment, he saw a petite figure approaching curiously, and quickly protected him behind him: "Xiaomeng, don't make trouble.

"It's all right, I'll just ask a few questions. Su Meng smiled and leaned over to see if Kong Xinrong in the other party's bicycle basket asked, "Since the elder brother said that he is a househusband, then let me ask how to distinguish the old man from Kong Xinrong. Tender?"

"It's very simple, just pinch it with your nails a little bit. Although the method is a bit cheap, you can see it with your tender eyes." The other party looked at her in surprise, and then looked at a paper bag of hers that was also exquisite.Su Meng continued to ask: "What about the cucumber?

"It feels a bit thorny to the touch, and the ones that feel fluffy are fresh and tender cucumbers that have just been picked. The darker ones are sweeter than the lighter ones, and the soft ones are stale after being placed for a long time.

The other party spoke fluently, so that Su Meng couldn't help but chat with him, and Shen Qiu and Su Qian who were next to him looked confused.A very strange scene suddenly formed at the entrance of the vegetable market. A [-]-year-old strong man and a [-]-meter-four little loli were actually exchanging their cooking and housework experiences!

What he said was straightforward, the details that need to be paid attention to by various buyers, how to cook better, what kind of dishes he likes to cook, etc.

Shen Qiu couldn't help but patted his head, always feeling that this scene was extremely inconsistent.No matter which of these two.It doesn't look like a married woman! At this moment, the strong man suddenly put his hand deep into his clothes, and he was so scared that he was instantly alert: "What are you doing?"

The appearance of the other party reminded him of a wanted criminal, so he deliberately stepped forward to check.This action is quite dangerous. In America across the ocean, it might even make the police shoot you! As a result, the other party took out a few coupons from his pocket, bent down and handed them to the little Lolita: "This is a discount coupon from the supermarket." , I got a lot of them at that time. I divided them into a few for my little sister.

"Thank you. If you have a chance, you can visit my house in the future." Su Meng smiled and stretched out her hand to take it.With such a terrifying physique, who would dare to compete with him to grab coupons!

Then, she reached out and patted Shen Qiu on the shoulder, "Don't worry, Brother Qiu, he is not a bad person."

During the previous chat, her electromagnetic induction was running at full capacity, and she clearly sensed that the other party was not lying.

What's more, how can a person who likes to do housework and cook so much be a bad person?

"That's why I'm just an ordinary househusband." The man shook his head, and rode his bicycle home helplessly.After he left, Su Meng also bid farewell to Shen Qiu and went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.In Rong Market, she saw a girl picking cucumbers at a glance. She skillfully picked up a cucumber that was very tender and had no thorns at all. shook his head

"Girls nowadays really don't know how to buy vegetables.

Chapter 182 The Ring at Midnight

The legitimate loli who was shaking his head and sighed, Susie was a little hesitant to speak, and it was the first time that he found that the other party was actually a little innocent.The other party pointed to the vegetable stand and asked, "Do you want to eat cucumber?"

..Don't eat it, let's talk about it later.

Susie always wonders if she is a professional habit, otherwise why does she always feel like racing when she sees these things?

"Oh, forget it, it's quite refreshing to eat cold dishes in this season.

"When you buy meat like this, you can pinch it a little bit. It's fresh and springy, a bit like pinching a girl's Bai Shengsheng's thigh, and it smells like Su Mengt while explaining to the other party, and the two of them are very happy after shopping. Quickly walked out of the vegetable market side by side, it was still raining lightly.

But not long after the two of them walked out, the rain suddenly intensified, so they had to hide under a star blessing to avoid the rain.