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Well, I always feel like I was fed another big mouthful of dog food!

Su Meng curled her lips and asked, "So, what did you say to that person that fighting and killing people is also a game?"

"Nonsense, what else can it be if it's not a game, but now it's a society ruled by law!" The other party looked at her with a strange face, and explained a little bit. That person's name was KING, who was originally the most invincible professional e-sports master.Later, after retiring, he worked as a network administrator for a period of time and became an extremely powerful and invincible lone ranger in the newly opened + zone of "The World of Gods and Demons". !" Su Meng moved her mouth, always feeling that there were a lot of things she wanted to complain about, so she couldn't help but sigh, "Forget it, meow meow, I will definitely not tell Sister Panpan!"

"Meow meow meow~" The other party did not hesitate to hold his hands into cat's claws, showing off his cuteness and meowing like a cat in front of her!

Fuck, there is a feeling of Lu Zhishen talking about small punches, really Gil's eyes are hot! Su Meng couldn't bear to look directly, and quickly said: "Okay, okay. No need. Next, if you want to buy these games, you can find me, I will Can give you any version you want!"

Seeing the embarrassment of the other party, she simply gave a promise.

As the original author, whenever a game novel is published, Dimension House will give her a few sets of each version, so that she can play it by herself or give it away.In less than a year, she published millions of words of novels plus several comics. The novels and games alone have filled the entire closet. She had to give away a lot.

"I am very grateful to the other party who looked at her in great surprise, reached out and took out a card from his pocket, "This is the fitness card of Muscle King. Back then, I helped them deal with the few people who came to make trouble. He gave me some fitness cards and gave you one. You just need to take them and you can go.

Brother, do you think which one of us needs muscles? Su Meng kept an embarrassed but polite smile on her face. She didn't plan to pick it up. But she saw this familiar name on the film—this gym Obviously it is the industry of the big cartoonist who believes in Billy King, and only a real man with iron blood who admires muscles so aggressively named the King of Muscles, let her make Su Meng a little curious, and plan to I have time to meet this legendary [Dimensional National Wife].in a park.

To be honest, he enjoys such attention-grabbing gazes, it's a deliberate pretense, and he looks forward to a wonderful encounter.Then, there was nothing, and then he looked at it and burst out laughing, and the image of an elegant and handsome man was instantly broken! I thought it was an invincible Liushuang article where the protagonist traveled to another world to beat everything, but you are a male protagonist. Why is death so funny? Wanting a hero to save the beauty failed but scared me to death. This is the first time I saw such a miserable male lead.

In addition, what about a noble, glamorous and domineering goddess? Why is she mentally retarded with negative luck and intelligence? The most outrageous thing is that as a time traveler, and a guy who travels with Ruo Goddess, you guys Why did you start moving bricks and painting walls as soon as you went to another world? What a MD Akuya!

Chapter 185 Commander, when will you take me home? (20.4 owed)

"He looks handsome, why are you so stupid at such a young age?"

A passing aunt shook her head, speechless for the man who suddenly giggled.Hearing these words, Zhuang Hanxue quickly stopped his smirk. If he hadn't realized that he was in the public, he would laugh so hard that he wanted to roll on the ground with his hands on his stomach.Just stopped smiling, and saw the newly recruited archmage Huihui bombard the mosquitoes with a cannon, and after the shot, Konglan lay dead and was swallowed by a giant frog, which made him burst out laughing again.

Not to mention that M-shaking cavalry, who rushed up to beg for abuse at any time, and couldn't hit the enemy at all, had a zero hit rate, which made him feel a little tired watching the hero lead the three of them.

Fighting monsters in other worlds and upgrading the genre of Dragon Batian, it turned into an invincible and funny idiot. I believe in the title of the literary book "Blessings for a Beautiful World" I am really an idiot! After reading the first volume , He couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and sent a comment: "Don't read this novel! It's poisonous! The kind of poison that can't be cured!" In the next two days, he couldn't help but read it a second time in a row , the third time..

There was an inexplicable smile on his face until he saw it, and the person he knew asked strangely: "Are you sick?" Zhuang Hanxue finally realized that something was wrong, he seemed to be really sick, and hurried to Check out the hospital.When the hospital was about to close off work, he finally arrived at the hospital.I rushed to the dermatology department in a hurry, and saw a doctor looking down at the screen, which seemed to be something indescribable.The other party was startled by him rushing in, quickly raised his head, looked at him with a smile on his face and asked, "Are you sick?

Yes, do you have any medicine? After I read the new book "Blessings for a Beautiful World" by the old thief of Tianxin, I always feel that I can't stop smiling, I keep laughing, it's really poisonous!" Hanxue said quickly .

The doctor was stunned for a moment, making him feel that the other party was deliberately dismissing him, and he could see these things in the novel? After he checked, he found that the other party had no problems at all. After thinking for a while, he asked: "Are you sure you like Tianxin very much?" cat works?"

"I like it very much. I have basically read her works!" Zhuang Hanxue said with a smile, looking extremely weird.

Yes, then I will prepare a piece of her work for you, which should make you unable to laugh.The doctor turned on the computer, asked him to sit in front of the screen, found Tianxinmao's Weibo, clicked on a short story that was just updated, and a small video.

In the video, a woman with exuberant skills came out of the dry well, as if she had crossed a dimensional wall, and suddenly jumped out of the screen.

"Damn it!!!!"

Zhuang Hanxue was taken aback, he backed up, and the chair was overturned.

"You don't want to laugh now, do you?" The doctor looked at him calmly.

"You actually, I don't seem to be smiling anymore... Zhuang Hanxue touched his face, and after being so frightened, he returned to normal in an instant.

He thanked each other again and again and left.After he left, the doctor also packed up his things and left work. He stopped when he passed a bookstore: "Is it so funny?" After dinner, he sat at the computer desk, opened the book and wanted to read it What the hell is magic.

"MD Akuya, don't give away your head if you don't have combat power! And you Zhong Huihui, why do you have to give away the head together! Besides, the male lead, are you a man? You obviously slept with the female Shen When I woke up, I was still masturbating alone!!!”

He couldn't help but pat the table just by looking at it, and he always felt that the novel was too sandy.

When he was overwhelmed, he suddenly realized that he had spent several hours reading it in one go! Now his mind has been echoing those mentally handicapped, sand sculptures and funny pictures, tossing and turning on the bed is simply too many to count.

After hesitating for a while, he clicked on the scary video and finally fell asleep.

Kind of like, a female electrician who exudes skill came out of the computer screen and climbed onto his bed

"Hehe, you really don't know the power of an archmage who has been single for thirty years, whether you are mentally retarded or a ghost, come to me!

He sneered, the female ghost was pressed under him, and the whole scene was indescribable in an instant

Nonsense! Where am I looking like a pervert?

"Hurry up and get ready, the broadcast will start soon!" Zhou Ke couldn't help urging.

Dimensional House's special broadcasting studio, a complete set of luxurious live broadcast equipment is already in place, specially|providing the other party with a costume that fits the scene. These costumes alone cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

"The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are in a hurry, wait until I finish eating this!"

Su Meng rolled her eyes, gnawed Feng's legs numbly, sucked her fingers, and finally planned to start the broadcast under the gaze of the other party wanting to beat someone.This can be regarded as her debut broadcast, which is dedicated to building momentum for the game "Jianniang", and it has been announced on Dimensional House and her official account a few days ago.

At this time, she was wearing a pure white dress, with her white calves wrapped in white silk underneath, and she had white cat ears on her head, and her long black hair was also wrapped up and put on a blue wig, full of beauty. The cool air of the sea.live stream starts

"Fuck, it's finally started, I've been waiting for the flowers to wither and the birds to sing!"

"Come on, come on, I beg the old thief of Tianxin to scold me without thinking!"

"I beg you to be arrogant and swearing on the spot. It's best to face the camera with a face full of shame, and use your little feet to look at the camera. It's so cool! In the blink of an eye, the barrage in the live broadcast room completely exploded, so dense that you can't even see it." screen up.

As soon as the broadcast started, the number of viewers had reached the million level, and it was still skyrocketing at a terrifying rate of rocket launch, causing countless people's computers to freeze instantly.

Even the top-end computer worth more than [-] yuan in front of Su Meng began to freeze.

With a smile on her face, she looks like a pure and innocent angel, full of sacred and seductive cuteness, clasped her hands together, and opened and closed her pink lips: "Dear Commander. Become your help and solve your problems meow. The bond between me and the commander is as eternal as the stars that bloom forever meow. The doll in her arms lowered her head shyly, with a faint smile on her face The blush, the cute appearance of begging to touch his head, made Zhou Ke dumbfounded.

This guy is really a showman! You really have to be careful in the future, or you will definitely be cheated.

"Ah, what are you doing, wife, hurry home with me!"

"The former non-violation of cats and cats is really bloody, and the blood tank is empty!" When the barrage became more and more crazy, Su Meng stretched out her hands, fluttering her long eyelashes, and said softly: " Commander, when will you take me home?" She clasped her hands into cat's paws, put them on her forehead and said softly

Chapter 186 The Tianxin old thief who scolded fans live!