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"Just yesterday, a foreign spy said on the Internet that he was from the north of [Huaguo] and wanted to cause trouble. But he was asked one sentence. The person asked about palace jade liquid wine, but the spy couldn't answer at all. , I actually said that I am too old to understand what this means, do you think it’s funny?” Su Guoliang smiled and said this thing that made the whole bureau laugh.

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Let me tell you about my overseas friends, do you understand where the secret is? This spy is not as good as

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Hahahaha! Are you a northerner? You don’t even know about Palace Yuye Wine?! [email protected]

Little Sheep_Because of morality, drink in exchange for wine: Hahahaha, it’s revealed.//@余泽

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Yes, I recognize you as a teacher,

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Hello everyone, I am a native of northern China.Recently, I saw a lot of people on Weibo

Because of the incident in the small fishing village in the south, he was full of righteous indignation, and he wanted to go out to fight and defeat them.

Membrane, we are all compatriots, so there is no need to worry about each other.Shouting, beating, and killing not only intensify conflicts but also

There are a few questions that I hope the children will think about.

Should we tolerate the existence of different opinions? Then, he saw the two daughters looking at him blankly: "So, what does this mean?"

... Palace jade liquid wine, you really don't know?" Su Guoliang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that his two precious daughters didn't know either.

He continued to ask a little unwillingly, "Sledgehammer eighty, what's the next sentence? Looking at Ruo Ruo's two daughters who are still shaking their heads, he once again realized the generation gap, "Forget it, it's normal for you post-[-]s not to know." , After all, I have never experienced that era.This can be regarded as a common memory of the post-[-]s and post-[-]s, and the post-[-]s in the bureau basically know it.

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Overseas special persons pretending to be northerners have failed hundreds of times

OK, let me ask some more puzzle pictures

i want to give you the whole world

Which philosopher is shown in the picture whose favorite food is

Excavator Expert Training

less confession

Which school is shown in the picture? What is his name? Please translate the text in the picture

Bu meeting

The picture shows which famous dish in my country The picture shows who the applause is for

"They are all classic sketches in the past, and you will never forget them after reading them, unlike today's sketches, which are all read by people.

Meng Yiyun smiled, then took out a card from her bag, and said doubtfully, "I have had this fitness card for a year, and not only have I not lost weight, but I seem to have gained some weight. It seems that when it will take Find some time to go to the gym and ask what is wrong, can it be fake officials and shoddy products?"

...Mom, your cold joke is not funny. Su Meng curled her lips. She also wanted to go to the gym to exercise, but she never went there once, and the fitness card went to the side to eat ashes. Then she straightened up after eating, and finally understood her What her father asked made her almost think that there really was a 1 non-disclosure agreement.

After it was over, she couldn't help laughing at the previous sketch, and her stomach hurt. It was indeed the most classic work at the time.

After reading it for several hours at a stretch, she finally came back to her senses, stretched her waist, pressed her little hand on the computer casually, and answered the questions countless people wanted to ask on Weibo

"Interval: Has Akuru ever worn fat times?"

"Answer: Because the goddess can't show her fat times, I let her be naked!" I'm such a clever little ghost! Su Meng finally remembered the business, and wanted to see what happened to the case that Zheba said.

Nourishing!

Blue arcs jumped on the computer, and countless data flickered from the screen.This kind of electric current looks very inconspicuous, but in its eyes, it is like the most terrifying thunderstorm, enough to turn it into a skewer! The other party uses such a terrifying ability to do that kind of thing, it will look like an anti-aircraft gun Boom mosquitoes! What if this guy suddenly gets angry one day and roasts and eats it?

Shamisen hesitated for a while, and decided to slightly satisfy the other party's original request.

As a powerful monster, you must learn to bend and stretch, isn't it just to become a foolish child and a weak human being? Let me show you

"Well, it looks very interesting." Su Meng looked at the series of messages that popped up on the screen, and thoroughly understood the cause and effect.

She didn't expect her novel to be so powerful that she could use the fictional Axis Cult in the novel to defeat Guevara's MLM brainwashing. Sure enough, the only thing that can defeat the first brain is brainwashing!

This made her think a lot. Ordinary novels don't seem to have this kind of power, but her novels seem to be blessed by some special power, so they have the ability to move people's hearts, shock and raise all these abilities to the god level. , will it be possible to draw with a pen, and the wife of the paper man I like directly breaks the dimensional wall and comes to reality? It makes Su Meng's heart skip a beat, and there is a strange pleasure of gradually becoming a creator, but I don't know if this is true of.

Well, never mind, Invincible is really lonely!

meow meow meow~

The shamisen fell silent. At this time, it has completely transformed into a cat-eared girl. It also deliberately transformed into the other party's cat-eared girl suit. It is very soft, cute and cute lying on the bed, looking like begging to touch the head

"So, I have become the cat-eared girl you want most, why can't you see it? -The look of wanting to lick the screen.

"Knock in, the cat-ear girl is really by your side, why do you have to look at these paper figurines!'

Shamisen jumped down from the bed, went to the opponent and grabbed the opponent's arm with his hands, trying to make the opponent look at it more.

It's a pity that in Su Meng's eyes, it was just a big fat cat, and he casually threw it on the bed: "Where it's cool, don't bother me to see my paper man wife!" Is this the legendary lovelorn? Feeling? After driving away the shamisen that was suddenly a bit annoying, Su Meng laughed and decided to play something fun.It's you, Sao Nian.Accept the baptism of Akuya's wisdom! After staying at the police station all night to make sure that there is no problem, He Kaidong finally regained his freedom.Walking on the street, he felt as if he had been reborn.After returning to the place where he lived, He Kaidong saw that the kennel of less than 10 square meters became much more pleasing to the eye.

He deftly opened his broken laptop, ready to do something very important

That is the real establishment of the Axis Cult! Of course, this is not a cult of God, it is purely a place where fans gather.