Become a Loli Writer

"MD. Stop talking, labor and management will never dare to think about opening a harem again!"

Yi Cheng turned off the video like burning his ass, always feeling that this was a warning to him, which made him feel cool.

Just now he dared to think about playing the Shura field and experience the excitement of being fought by two people.Now, even if you give him ten guts, he wouldn't dare to do this. Damn, this is really not something people do.He frantically pressed his fingers on the phone, and in the blink of an eye, he broke out with the same hand speed as he had been single for twenty years, and replied with a sentence:

"I'm sorry, I won't be in contact with you in the future, I wish you happiness!" Don't talk about women. It is impossible for a man to bear the feeling of being cuckolded like this.In case of being caught by the muscular husband of the other party, it is really possible to kill him.It's even possible to chop him up and make dumplings like he was shown on TV! Farewell. I won't play anymore. I want to start a new life! In the dormitory.

"Hey, the thief with the heart of the sky drove so slippery this time, and played the Shura field to the extreme." Zhao Zhicheng had a wretched smile on his face, holding the novel he just bought in his hand.The four people in the dormitory have all become each other's fans, and bought the other's new novel without hesitation.

They only bought one copy of the first volume of "Day on Campus", and the four passed it on to each other.

However, the more you look at the back, the harder Jill's coconut is, and there is a feeling of reading a book.After the release of the second volume, the four of them bought a copy without hesitation, intending to keep it as a sacred object.When it comes to driving, this top best-selling author is the most proficient.Look at the delicate and real writing, plus the super exquisite and seductive illustrations. They are all tempted by Chiguoguo.

Let the group of single dogs couldn't help the blood boil, and after buying the next volume, they held the book without hesitation and looked at it.Those who didn't know thought that they had completely turned into Xueba's dormitory, and everyone was studying hard.There is no way, if you don’t rush to finish watching, you will definitely be spoiled by others.Having lived together for such a long time, I know all too well what kind of wickedness this group of thugs can do.Clap! Crack! Anyway, looking at the second volume, the four of them had only one thought in their minds. That scumbag was completely turned into a bulldozer, pushing down girls all the way.

Oh my god, this is a pure book!

"By the way, isn't the Tianxin old thief a little lolita? This driving skill is too skilled, have you taken the driver's license test yet?" Zhao Zhicheng raised his head and couldn't help but say in surprise.The boss pondered for a while and replied: "There is no height limit for the C test, as long as you are eighteen years old, you can take the test.

Come on, what are you pretending to be a serious person now.I have to be convinced. The driving level of the top genius author is like those car gods. Others can't even get addicted to the taillights.Then, at the end of the Wakashura field, Makoto Ito, in order to express his loyalty to Gui Yanye, deliberately slipped in front of the pregnant Xiyuanji.

"Scum!

Seeing this, several people couldn't help but want to scold this guy.When reading this kind of harem novel, you really shouldn’t take your brains. Just concentrate on substituting the male lead, and follow the fantasy in your mind to push the girl, otherwise you really can’t stand the male lead’s sneaky behavior.The problem is, people’s harem is all accepted, why does Tianxin old thief still insist on the principle of the only heroine in such a bulldozer novel? Stick to your sister, don’t you know that all of them are included in the harem? The four of them feel a little bit It's a bit of a pain in the ass. I always feel that the old thief of Tianxin is deliberately teasing people's appetites.Next, the missing Xiyuan Temple suddenly sent a text message to the protagonist, rushed in with a knife and stabbed Makoto Ito in the abdomen.

"Damn it, you actually played with Yuan!"

Originally, the four of them were excited by the plot of the novel, but now they were stunned for an instant, and all of them couldn't help but exclaimed.A terrifying scene broke out. Xiyuan Temple just rode on the male lead, stabbed the male lead one by one, and let the blood flow crazily.What's even more frightening is that she invited Gui Yanye to the rooftop and threw a package, which contained the head of Makoto Ito! The scariest scene came, Xiyuan Temple and Gui Yanye had a decisive battle on the rooftop .

As a result, Xiyuan Temple was completely defeated and was easily hacked to death by him.After killing Xiyuan Temple, Gui Yanye walked over and squatted down, and opened his belly to see if there was a child inside. Looking at the other's abdomen, Gui Yanye said that the other party was lying and that he was not pregnant with Ito Sincere child.Xiyuan Temple's pregnancy time is very short, and the fetus is estimated to be out of shape. It is impossible for non-professional doctors to see it. Obviously, this person is also crazy.

In the end, Gui Yanye took Ito Makoto's head and took the boat out to sea.

After reading the novel, there was a deathly silence in the dormitory, everyone hesitated to speak and didn't know what to say.In the last scene of the novel, the two girls have all fallen into madness. Gui Yanye's laparotomy and the horror scene holding the head away have completely shocked everyone.Seeing this, they finally understood what kind of story the old thief Tianxin wanted to write.This Nima is not a profit for the readers at all, it is clearly a warning novel that makes you realize the ending of the scum!

In the early stage, the disgusting people to death made Makoto Ito more and more scumbags, and the scumbags were so disgusting.This kind of head loss is not as regrettable and unbelievable as in the previous "Magic Circle". Instead, there is a kind of refreshing feeling. Under the extreme shock and stimulation, there is a very reasonable and refreshing feeling.

This is the way to punish this scumbag. All the previous disgusting plots will be sublimated at this moment.

Reverse and release all nausea, disgust and aversion, it is so cool to explode!

- Stabbing Makoto Ito with a knife, the head in the package, dissection, smiling as if hugging the head and leaving Tianxin, old thief, why are your writing in these places suddenly so strong that it bursts?

These pictures were clearly written on paper, but the corresponding images appeared in their minds, as if they came alive instantly, with a magical feeling of finishing touches.Get it!"

"Ahem, stop talking, it's all the fault of Brother Cheng, the two girls are completely crazy, how pitiful." Zhao Zhicheng couldn't help but sigh.

"The old thief Tianxin is awesome, labor and management will not dare to read harem novels in the future!" The fourth child also said helplessly.I have to say that he can become a super-bestselling author. I really don’t want to say this perverted and powerful writing style. It’s impossible for people to forget it after reading it!

After reading the novel, the four of them felt chills in their hearts, and they chose to go out to drink skewers at night without any hesitation to suppress the shock.

It was so exciting! Su Meng played the game for a while, took off the earphones and saw the sound coming from outside, and walked out of the bedroom.

In the room, my sister was chopping something with a kitchen knife.

"If you're hungry, eat some dried fish first, and dinner will be ready later." The other party stopped when he heard the voice, turned around slightly to see her and smiled. However, her appearance was a little bit off It was strange, the kitchen knife in his hand was stained with blood, and the apron in front of him was also bloody.Coupled with the smile on his face, Su Meng became a little nervous for a moment, and the picture he wrote earlier appeared in his mind involuntarily, and he asked carefully: "Sister, are you okay?"

It's all right. I'm in a good mood and I plan to cook a good meal for you. "Susie looked at her strangely.

"Oh, that's fine." Su Meng felt relieved, walked to the sofa in the living room, and saw a book on it, which was the second volume of "Day on Campus", and it had already been turned to the end! Because the scene was a bit exciting and bloody, This book is listed as 18+. After reading the first book, her sister said that it was not to my taste, so she didn't plan to read the second book.She didn't expect that the other party had finished reading the second volume, and she really was a duplicitous and arrogant

The question is, is it really all right? Su Meng turned on the TV at random, and the result was a news report: "Our station reported that the corpse murder case three days ago was determined to be a love murder. The suspect believed that the deceased had cheated. It was hacked, broken into small pieces and stored in ice....

Fuck, this news is so timely!

She was also taken aback. She didn't expect that there would be similar news when the novel was released today.It's completely heavenly. It can definitely add to the novel and make people never forget it.Su dreamed about it, and secretly used his ability to push this news as far as possible, and opened countless trumpets to make it appear in countless forums and group chats.Hey, give me a good double stimulation experience!

As expected, the news and the novel were promoted together, which stunned every reader.

"Oh my god, it's the first time I read a novel and saw Doubtful Life, Jimmy Chen was tough and now he's an old thief, you and I just want to chop you with a hatchet now!

"When I watched the first volume with my girlfriend, the innocence and sweetness at the beginning reminded us of our first relationship. But why did the male protagonist in the second volume completely become a gun king, and was stabbed to death and cut off his head, so that his girlfriend There is something wrong with the way I look at me. Tell me, do I want to;

"Fuck, are you still alive upstairs?"

"Everyone stand up for Brother Cheng... Brother Cheng is not what I want to say about you, you deserve to die! Hehe, Brother Cheng won't come to me anyway (. . ) Damn, who is pulling me Brother Yicheng You're new (;)"

Looking at these comments, Su Meng couldn't help being a little happy. When she saw this work for the first time, some people said it was a school drive.I must not let me doubt life alone! What's more, Su Meng specially opened some trumpets and wrote good reviews in the novel comment area.

"Highly recommended, this is definitely a conscience welfare novel, the old driver is driving, hurry up and get in the car!"

"A sweet love story on campus that is warm and peaceful, as sweet as "Takagi", so sweet that you can't wait to kill the old thief Tianxin with a knife!" Hehe. Su Meng thought he was right, the old driver was indeed driving

The car to the crematorium!

I have to say that the sand sculpture netizens are really united in a certain way. After being seduced by her for a little bit, they all reacted one by one.On the official website of Dimensional House, each novel has a corresponding comment section where you can rate your favorite novels, and these scores directly affect the purchasing intentions of countless people.If you want to score, you must buy the novel and use the above face code to score, so as to ensure the fairness and openness of the score, which is much, many times better than a website in the previous life. A score above 9 is a masterpiece, and a score below 9.5 is "Your Name", "Magic Girl Madoka" and other very few works.Then, an incredible scene appeared, the score of this novel was as high as 99 points! Without exception, the comment area has been completely occupied by positive reviews. NN cl A few honest people here and there are like a drop of water in the ocean. They can't attract people's attention at all.

To tell the truth, it turned into a brainless black fan!

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this year's sand sculpture netizens are really qualified!" Su Meng laughed so hard that she couldn't help but clutch her stomach.

Then, a figure appeared behind the sofa, with cold hands around her neck, Susie smiled and said, "Do you think that one day someone will treat you like in the novel?"

Stimulated by the coldness, Su Meng frowned instantly, and sighed when she came back to her senses, "The problem is, I don't even have the tools to do this!"

I think she was still an iron-blooded macho when I first watched this show, but now it's nonsense!

Chapter 203 The Ugly Face of the Krypton Gold Boss!