Become a Loli Writer

"Can you lend me 50 bucks?"

Well, let me say why you suddenly found me.Zhou Ming sighed, and replied, "Sir, I have been secretly in love with you before, but I didn't expect you to take the initiative to find me now. I don't want to miss you again. I like you, can we be together? I can't think of me at all, but now suddenly Come to me to borrow money, how thick your eyelids are! I think you are still embarrassed to continue to borrow money!

"Really?"

As a result, the other party replied with a sentence, which made him a little confused:

"I happen to be at Shangdu University. I remember that we had a pretty good relationship back then, and we even bought spicy strips together...how about we try to get along?" The other party sent another message.

Slot, this is not the same as what was agreed! Zhou Ming was taken aback, he didn't expect that the other party would actually agree, so he was stunned for a moment and replied: "I'm just kidding, I've already paid you five hundred yuan." It's over, I hope it can help a little bit, it seems that I was quite popular before.

It was the first time that a girl confessed in this way, and he instantly felt as happy as drinking honey water.

Fortunately, I still remember the agreement with a certain person, and I didn't really agree to the other party.

However, since all the girls have confessed their love to him like this, borrowing some money is nothing.Without hesitation, he gave some of the small treasury he had saved for a long time to the other party. It is better for a man to be more magnanimous.

As a result, the next day, he saw a message from the other party's circle of friends saying

"Sorry everyone, my account was stolen yesterday. If you want to borrow money, please don't agree to it!!!" Zhou Ming has a toothache, the city is full of tricks, and I want to go back to the countryside.You are so good at playing, does your family know? This obviously means that my five hundred yuan will not come back.People who play routines in reality are discouraged!

He sighed, took a big sip of Ice Kuo Le, walked out of the house with a sad face, and ran to the bookstore to buy a new book just released by the old thief Tianxin.

-A fictionalized novel about the past world wars, and it is also a novel with Lolita as the main character, which can be called the gospel of lolicon.For him, he has been looking forward to it for many days.It is said that this novel is the Thieves of Tianxin who want to fight back against those lolicon perverts, and want to cure these people of their lolicon symptoms.But the illustrations that were released made his heart flutter, and he felt a feeling of being in love.

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"I want to see how the Tianxin old thief wants to cure Lolicon!

Zhou Ming unwrapped the package and opened the "Young Girl's War". The cover is exactly the illustration that was released at the beginning.It made him realize for the first time that a little loli can be so handsome and heroic. The soft blonde loli and the ice-cold rifle are a perfect match! Opening the novel, you can see that it seems to use flashbacks to directly describe a Cruel and bloody battlefield.According to the setting, the country where the protagonist lives in the novel is named [Empire]. The Empire has the world's best magisters and the best commanders, and has launched a shopping spree with many surrounding countries.

Apparently it was the German Empire that changed the two world wars.The science and technology of my Great Germany is number one in the world. Now it seems that, let alone science and technology, even the magic of the modified version of the overhead magic is the world's number one.The blonde loli appeared on the stage, and a 10-year-old little loli appeared on the cold and cruel battlefield, and bombarded the enemy's magister formation with absolutely violent behavior.

"Fuck, I finally understand why Tianxin old thief said he wants to cure lolicon, such a bloody and violent loli, it's really hard for ordinary people to get cute.

Watching the other party show off his supernatural power, releasing a terrorist attack comparable to a nuclear explosion, smashing the local magister, he suddenly felt his blood boil.

-The battlefield invincibility style of a loli protagonist seems to be more emotional!

[Saints, believe in the grace of the Lord, the Lord will not abandon us.In order to defeat the enemies of the motherland, please give me strength! 1

It's a little strange that the protagonist Tanya needs to pray to an inexplicable god every time she releases a powerful attack, much like a fanatic who has been brainwashed.Zhou Ming continued to watch, and became more and more aware of the other party's ruthlessness. He completely turned the battlefield into a real workplace, and tried his best to get a promotion.Even all the subordinates who are loyal to her are just pawns in her hands, and they don't care about life or death at all.

Two of his men resisted her order to their face, and they were forcibly assigned to guard the fort.

I thought it was just under the bright side, but it was actually protecting the two of them.As a result, the fortress was bombed by the enemy, and two people died on the spot.And these are exactly the results that the blond loli already knew, that is to say, she deliberately arranged for the two to die!

-An absolutely sane and cold Roco protagonist!

"Disobedience on the battlefield is a capital crime of shooting. If you don't kill it, it will disturb military discipline. This loli who kills decisively is too appetizing to me!" Zhou Ming's eyes sparkled.

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That means you're going to disobey the commander's order again, right?

Chapter 210 I will never lose!

"Sure enough, all the funds for this "Equal Job" are spent on the heroine. The question is too short!!" After returning to his place of residence, Lan Gang couldn't wait to turn on the computer, put the box of tissues in the On one side, it turned out that the first episode of the seductive heroine ended after her debut.

In the first volume of the novel, the heroine lures the hero to have sex, and creates a special peachy space when she has nothing to do, and uses the method of squeezing zh to resolve the darkness in the heart of the hero. It is also the most anticipated and most wanted by all sellers Animated plot.After the heroine showed her face, an incredible scene appeared. The ED was not a cut or original picture, but a small star with two questions constantly rotating.Yes, you read that right, it’s just two episodes and it’s messy, revealing absolutely poor little stars everywhere.

Even if their other dramas are poor, at least they will be willing to cut out an ED dynamic PPT. How dare you use two little stars to perfuse things.

I bought a watch last year!

"I'm really drunk. The characters and storyboards that are so good in comics have been changed into this. It's still necessary to make this kind of garbage flashback, and make the protagonist's blackened motives and struggles all look like a child's play. Delete Without all the psychological foreshadowing, it's really miserable to be animated!"

To be honest, there are really not many pursuits of this kind of harem selling meat, but in the end there are so many garbage places that need to be complained about, and there are so many heinous static pictures, it seems that watching PPT-like various sound effects has taught me to do it.He opened the novel "Young Girl's War" in his hand, and the name alone made him excited.However, looking at Kan Ruo, he was speechless and found that the so-called "little girls" were not those cute dimensional little lolita.The content has nothing to do with Ruan Meng.

On the contrary, it is a cruel war novel full of gunpowder smoke and bloody killings. The old thief of Tianxin is indeed doing something!

But, this blond loli is really handsome. The petite and immature loli is holding a cold rifle in her arms, and the gun is even taller than her.such a small body,

Ruokanruo, an obsessive smile appeared on Lan Lan's face, and she was completely captured by the heroic posture of the opponent who was wantonly charging on the battlefield, "Hey, why is this illustration dirty? Hurry up and dry it out. The strange thing is that Chapter [-] Why did the main character suddenly become a mature social animal man???

- An absolutely selfish man, for the sake of performance, he can fire the colleague who needs to support the family without hesitation, and he despises the other party as a useless wretch who does nothing.

Looking at each other, Lan Lan couldn't help but think of how she tried to find a job when she graduated, but was looked down upon by that man.

Damn, he was really convinced. That company not only wanted to find cheap fresh graduates, but also expected them to have a few years of work experience.

What's even more outrageous is that when the other party asked him to design the OGO, he actually asked him to enlarge the overall size and reduce the occupied area as much as possible. You have such high requirements, why not design a black with colorful autumn tones?

He resigned decisively in anger and inherited the cafe from his father.

But the expelled 996 club in the novel did not inherit the cafe, and the person who had nothing ended up taking risks and pushing him off the subway platform in retaliation.Then, the whole world, time stops!

An existence like a god descended, questioning why the other party had no belief, but was strongly refuted by the other party, thinking that a

[If God exists, then the world will not be allowed to become so unreasonable, so there is no God in this world. ]

The man called the mysterious existence X. As a result, the man's arrogance completely angered Zi Shen, and he was exiled to the war-torn magic world, where he became a baby in the empire's orphanage.

"You are the content of the poem at the beginning of the letter, and the end of the chapter. You are a natural miracle. At this moment, the mobile phone rang, and it was the call from the best friend: "Hey, fat man, have you read the book "" "Young Girl Wars" No.I feel that the blond loli Tanya is very suitable for me, and it is the first time that I like a character in a two-dimensional novel so much!"

"Go away, that's my wife!