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"Peaceful Cathouse"

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Obviously a boss, but still pretending to be cute

Chapter 265 "Minecraft" (4K debt repayment, 233K more owed)

When I saw this name, I didn't expect that I had carefully prepared for so long, but was crushed ruthlessly in an instant.The most important thing is that there are five bosses in total, and they all waited for half an hour for the first boss, which is already the speed of Scorpion trying his best.

"Brother, I went to this group to ask, and no one knows these four people at all. They seem to have appeared out of thin air." "If not, are they fans who spontaneously advertised?" Xia Ming felt a little confused Strange. It stands to reason that such a record-breaking event is definitely worth publicizing with great fanfare.

"With these three inhumans, breaking the record is as easy as eating and drinking! Others are trying their best to find loopholes in You Ge, using BUG, ​​or making plug-ins to break the record, but the current situation A few people, all of whom are humanoid cheats, asked Feilong how he lost? She didn't need to use her abilities at all, and she could easily team up with these guys and clear any dungeons in the shortest time.

Su Meng didn't want to play the second time after going through a quick brush to open up wasteland.The greatest joy of playing games is that there is a little challenge, which allows you to pass through a little effort.But now, after four people form a team, there is no difficulty at all, and it is as easy as eating and drinking.

A week later, Dimensional House Group.In less than a month since joining Dimension House, Halliday has already shown his flirtatious talent.With an astonishing genius thinking, he proved that he was worthy of such a high age.Su Meng absolutely delegated power to him and made him the head of the "Virtual Idol" department, responsible for everything from childhood to adulthood.After such a long time, the first virtual idol who can walk on the screen has been smashed out by Su Meng who is not short of money.

This virtual idol can be regarded as her incarnation, and will not participate in the corresponding idol selection activities, it can be regarded as a detached thing

Seeing a group of people with burning eyes, Su Meng smiled and said: "As the first virtual idol of our Dimensional House to speak out to the world, and also represents the creation of the future, I want to name her Hatsune Sue

clap clap clap!

A group of people applauded one after another, and they surrendered with joy.

As expected of a master who writes novels, the level of naming is quite good.

"The first virtual idol represents the beginning of the virtual world. In the future, people will be able to swim freely in the virtual universe." Halliday said a little excitedly.

As the core person in charge of the project, he created the virtual idol with his own hands, and he feels the happiness of raising a daughter.

"Don't be in a hurry, take your time." Su Meng comforted.If you want to create a real "oasis", it is not enough to simply throw the entire family property of the current Dimensional House into it.If technology restricts development, even if it is forcibly created.The price of pure equipment is absolutely unacceptable to ordinary people, and it cannot be popularized at all.Su Meng thought that since she was called Her Royal Highness by others, she would simply create the world's No. [-] Princess Her Royal Highness!

"It's really not in a hurry, take your time." Halliday clasped his hands, and finally calmed down from the excitement.

"Although there is no way to create the virtual Yugo universe you imagined now, it is not a problem to create your world. Under the explanation of the legal loli, Halliday flickered with countless thoughts in his mind, and murmured: "This is indeed A great idea, similar to Lego bricks, build what you want

"Yes, that's exactly it. At that time, you can directly change the whole world! Su Luo looked at the other party in a little surprise. As expected of a ghost in this field, the other party has just heard the setting of the sandbox game, and has already associated More interesting things come to the future. In the previous life, the sales volume of Minecraft has surpassed that of Tetris, creating a new world record! It has a sense of freedom that is completely incomparable to other games in the past. The former Tang Dynasty, in the Restoring the world of other people's Qingda city in various countries! Yes, such as

Great idea, - sure to be very attractive.

Halliday was excited and couldn't wait to create it.

Don't be in a hurry, take your time, and plan and do everything in an orderly manner. "Su Meng looked at the other party who was as excited as a child, and persuaded with some helplessness.

In her system mall, there are the most detailed design information of Yuwo.

To be honest, if Su Meng took it out completely, it would definitely shake the whole world.

However, she couldn't explain how to get it out, which was a bit embarrassing.It’s impossible to say that she just slapped her head and came up with a program for hundreds of people to work for a year or two at night, right? But it’s quite easy to guide it correctly, and even get rid of some problematic holes in the original version.Under her guidance, employees can completely innovate and not be limited to the original version.Real knowledge comes from practice. In the next few years, these people will start to participate in the construction of the virtual game universe of "Oasis".Those experiences in the previous life are useless, and there is no way to cross the river by feeling the stones.

Just like the crazy rise of Huaguo, before crossing the river by touching the eagle sauce.But as each achievement surpasses the other party, it is necessary to take an unknown path. She can completely cultivate an excellent team from scratch!

The fifth and sixth chapters of "Dragon Maid" are updated.Xu Xiangming was naturally the first to look at it.The fifth chapter is not of much interest. It mainly tells about Thor's visit to the company to visit Kobayashi's work.

"Oh, I'm so excited!" If you look in the mirror now, you can definitely see the wretched face of an idiot.In this episode, the three of Kobayashi went to the house of Kang Na's classmate Cai Chuan as guests.In the bedroom, Connor said that she likes each other, realizing that this is not a joke, it is very likely that Connor really wants to have something to do with the other party.Then, following the other's pitiful gaze, he turned his head and saw a familiar figure outside the window—it was his class teacher!!! The other party stood outside the window at some point, staring at him expressionlessly: "Hand it in! "Xu Xiangming was alert all of a sudden, as if the whole person fell into the ice cave, and the previous excitement was swept away.But he can't go back and defeat the big bets from South America. "The dragon servant of Xiaolin's family seems to be watched by many students now, so I might as well take a look at it.

"Unlucky! I can't live through this day!" Xu Xiangming lay on the table like a salted fish.

Then, he heard a familiar melody from the podium——

"Fuck, this seems to be the melody of the song "Dalabang"!"

Yu Xiangming looked at the biology teacher on the stage in amazement. The other party asked them to watch "Working Cells" before, and now he took the initiative to play this song. Such a teacher is simply amazing!

"A long, long time ago, genes suddenly appeared, brought nucleic acid, took away protein and disappeared, cells are very dangerous, who is the bravest in the world, a brave man came and shouted: I want to bring the most

Alkali, through the layer of phospholipids. Breaks into the deepest nucleolus and brings the protein back to the front

This song is "Dalabang Bar" which was sung by the other party himself. There is also a cover version written on the blackboard, which is the Yu Chuan Xue version!

After listening to this cover version of Yu Chuanxue, Xu Xiangming completely knelt down to the other party

"Haha, I'll post it to the group later, and everyone can listen to it when you're free." The biology teacher was obviously very proud of it.

After showing this cover version, he saw that everyone in the class was listening to him attentively, and everyone was amazed by him.

The effect is really great! He was full of pride and silently praised his flash of inspiration.This will definitely increase the favorability of the students to the highest level.After class, in the office, he happened to see that loli updated another video, "Hey, watch Geng first, and see if I can learn to adapt it." This video is a bit different from (Dalabang Bar).

"The brave man isolated the tavern with alcohol, and protected the village today. He does not lack strength or a sense of justice, but I am a bit hungry.

"I heard that there was a ferocious beast in the west. I set an example and led everyone not to go to the west. The scoundrels in the village bullied his wife every day, and it was inconvenient to take care of other people's housework. He listened with emotion. If the first sentence is normal , but the next sentence is a ghost. Why does the monster appear, and instead of taking the lead to kill it, it takes the lead to hide from the opponent?

Even more outrageous is the following lyrics one

"My sword has not suffered a single defeat in the past ten years, but it is a bit rusty after not being used for too long. 'You have won, you are worthy of a mediocre brave man, and this is how you protect everyone? The more I listen to the biology teacher, the more speechless I become. Mingming is different from those regular brave men. He operates in reverse from the beginning to the end. - A pure salty fish, a cowardly brave man who is afraid of death. Adapted a hammer Xu Xiangming saw this video after returning home. Originally he thought it was a brave man. "Never give up my bravery of retreating to advance", according to this song, he can completely adapt it into another style of painting-

"Students who get by"

"My black pen has failed for nine years, but it is too big and useless, and I can't write well. I am willing to sacrifice my life for my homework, but I don't have to do it today.

He didn't say goodbye to him until the last few days, and all the classmates around him basically did the same.If you want to play crazily when it's off, you can write it tomorrow as you think about it.Tomorrow after tomorrow, it's the end of the holiday, and I have to start the liver work of staying up all night.Looks like a lot of hard work, but I actually did it all myself!

When he posted this modified version to the comments, there were countless replies from countless people in an instant.

"Damn it, it's too real!

"Kneel to the boss, are you monitoring my life?"