My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"It's simple."

Hua Ye reached out to pick up the big meow, put it on his knee, and then stretched out his hand to scratch the chin of the fold-eared cat.

Although the mood was very low and he was still arguing, the physical pleasure could not be shielded. The fold-eared cat quickly exposed its stomach and purred comfortably.

Hua Ye said, "Okay, keep masturbating."

Wei Nai: "..."

After comforting the big meow, Hua Ye got up and said, "Come over for lunch at noon."

"it is good."

Wei Nai raised her hand and rolled up the hair around her ears, and nodded lightly. With Kang Na around, she naturally couldn't refuse: "I'll go and help Xiao Jia clean up first..."

There is no way, since Gabriel embarked on the road of no return to cultivating immortals, she will only clean the house in person during the few days when her sister Jia Ailu comes to the world, and the rest of the time, all rely on Wei Nai's help, so that Wei Nai won the " Housekeeper" title.

After greeting the cat-loving old lady who came back from a walk, Hua Ye and Wei Nai went upstairs together.

Because she often comes to clean, Wei Nai has a spare key for Gabriel's room in her hand, so she can go in directly without knocking.

When I opened the door, I saw that useless angel still sleeping on the bed. Naturally, the sleeping position was not good-looking. She was lying on her side, her blond hair was scattered under her body, and she was holding the quilt in her arms, and the lower half of the quilt was caught between her two legs. middle……

Having said that, this seems to be the most comfortable sleeping position?

It's a pity that the blue and white panda Pangci was clearly exposed to the air.

Looking at the panda on Pangci, Hua Ye suddenly thought of a sentence: "I want to feed that panda bamboo shoots."

If you say that, you will definitely be beaten, right?

"Go back, I don't need your help here." Wei Nai reached out and pushed Hua Ye out of the door, and then closed the door.

After more than twenty minutes, Wei Nai finished cleaning the room and walked over with Gabriel.

"Hey, there are a lot of people."

When there are outsiders around, this useless angel will occasionally pay attention to his image. For example, instead of going to open the refrigerator right now, he said to Hua Ye, "Give me a bottle of yogurt."

Hua Ye took two bottles of yogurt casually, and handed one bottle to the useless angel, and the other bottle to Wei Nai.

"The floor has just been mopped, the room won't be ready until later..." Wei Nai said, sitting on the sofa, and handing the yogurt to Kangna, "Kangna sauce, I'm not thirsty, how about some yogurt for you?"

Kang Na blinked: "I like Wei Nai."

"I want to drink too." Thor raised his hand and said.

"If you want to drink, take it yourself."

"Hey, Xiaoye is so biased..."

The dragon maid walked over to open the refrigerator, took a bottle of yogurt, and suddenly asked curiously, "Why is the refrigerator shaped like a cabinet, but the freezer is shaped like a box?"

"Hey, it's true." Elma pushed the flat glasses on the bridge of her nose, and instantly entered the state of a programmer, "This may be an unfixed bug..."

You are enough, it is not an OL game on Earth, so there is no such bug!For example, flying in the atmosphere is called aviation, while flying in space is called aerospace. These are just a matter of habit after translation!

"I suddenly remembered a joke about the refrigerator."

Thor stretched out a finger, and seeing everyone looking at him, he showed the little tiger teeth at the corner of his mouth and said: "A popsicle and a refrigerator are intimate boyfriend and girlfriend, and they have been living happily together. One day, the popsicle suddenly turned to the people outside The world got curious and left the fridge, despite the fridge's persuasion."

"When I got outside, I realized that the outside world is very dangerous."

"The air was so hot that it didn't take long for the body of the popsicle to start melting."

"Ice Pops realized that I was wrong, so I went back to the refrigerator to apologize and beg for forgiveness."

"Guess what the refrigerator said?"

Gabriel drank yogurt, tilted her head and said, "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't you bully young people into poverty?"

Shut up, what about the couple you agreed to, don't turn into dog blood!

Wei Nai pondered for a moment: "Could it be that the food fell on the ground and you can't take it after three seconds?"

"No." Thor shook his head, "You haven't guessed right, Xiaoye, guess it."

Hua Ye looked disgusted: "I don't guess."

There is no such thing as a standard answer for this kind of story that looks like "a picture at the beginning, and the content is all made up"!

"What is that?" Elma was extremely curious, and urged, "Quickly tell me."

"Hmm, the refrigerator said to the popsicle..." Thor stretched out a finger and smiled triumphantly, "Sit on it and freeze it yourself."

"..."

Blade Bounty!

Just now after reading the post, I saw a lot of people saying things like 'short and weak', 'another chapter of water'...

In fact, as long as the update is fast enough, the water will not be able to catch up with me!

So friends with blades vote for me (〃'▽'〃)!

Briefly report the situation.

The last blade reward was on the 79th of last month, and a total of [-] chapters have been updated as of today. There is no such thing as cheating on the blade (serious face).