My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"That's right, that's the name." Shi Changji patted his forehead, "This guy is very powerful."

Nonsense, Oda Nobunaga is one of the "Three Heroes of the Warring States Period" in Japan, nicknamed "The Sixth Heavenly Demon King", and his status in Japan is equivalent to Cao Cao of the Three Kingdoms. China has five thousand years, hundreds of emperors and countless Celebrities, if you want to say who are well-known historical figures, Cao Mengde of Good Wife is definitely one of them.

Having said that, at that time there were still many customs professionals, but they only heard that Cao Mengde was a good wife, but never heard that Cao Mengde was a good courtesan. It stands to reason that prostitutes should be far better than others in serving people. This shows that Cao Mengde's real hobbies It's the tauren!

Shi Changji continued:

"Every time Master Ji came to look for me, he always brought a guy who was neither male nor female, who seemed to be called Wanwan..."

Igarashi reminded: "Senranmaru?"

"It's a very familiar name...it should be this person."

At the time of the Warring States period in Japan, the emphasis was on "knowing men first", only men can understand men, and women are just tools and goods, so even Oda Nobunaga must have his soulmate Mori Ranmaru by his side.

So which is better if you like masculinity or like tauren?

"The Warring States Period." Hoshino Xia was a little fascinated, like most little girls, and murmured, "It should be a very magnificent era, right?"

Hua Ye said with disgust: "You think too much."

A Dutch missionary who witnessed the war during the Sengoku period in Japan once wrote in his diary that "a group of children rode dogs to fight." The horses in the Sengoku period in Japan were Mongolian horses that traveled east from the Celestial Dynasty. One of the characteristics of this horse is that it is short , the height of the Japanese is notoriously short in Asia, so saying "a group of children riding dogs to fight" is not an exaggeration or deliberate belittling, but a fact!

"When Master Ji captured me, he was discovered by Yatengu." Shi Changji continued, "I used all my strength to push the rocks and seal myself here. The earthquake broke the seal at that time before I woke up. , but the seal is only half broken, I can only stay in this mountain temple now, if there are not comics and potato chips, I would be bored to death."

Why is it boring? Comics, books, light novels, plus Coke and potato chips, you don’t have to go out every day to be served by someone for a day’s meals, and you don’t have to work hard. Your current life is clearly the ideal life that countless people dream of!

The mountain god Shi Changji looked at Hua Ye expectantly, and said pitifully, "Can my lord help me break the seal? I heard that the world has changed a lot now, and it's not as dangerous as it used to be."

"So, the world is so big, I want to see it!"

"I'll give you lots of potato chips as a thank you!"

"..."

Hua Ye said with a blank expression: "Sure enough, let's just kill people and silence them."

Chapter 1197 It's mating season again

"Want to die or live?"

Igarashi crossed his arms and looked down at the mountain god Shi Changji condescendingly, with a sneer on his lips, like a villain loli from the dark camp who just fell into Shi Changji's illusion and did such a shameful thing. It will not be easily forgotten.

"I don't want to die." Shi Changji replied timidly.

The mountain god is not invincible, otherwise, he would not have sealed himself to avoid Master Ji. After seeing Hua Ye's horror, Shi Changji dared not move at all now.

Igarashi stretched out his hand and said, "If you want to live, hand over your life money."

Hua Ye twitched the corner of his mouth. People who say this kind of line are usually villains who are about to be dealt with. Don't set a flag for yourself!

"The first time I came in, the monster stole my hair." Igarashi got angry when he said this, his eyes widened, and the mountain god Shi Changji crouched in defense with his head in his arms, "You think it's just like this? gone?"

Shi Changji retorted in a low voice: "Yes, but Faqie has already been beaten to death by you."

"..."

Igarashi paused, raised his chin and snorted: "That Faqie was beaten to death by Yatengu, not us, don't make a mistake, and also, the younger brother committed a crime, so I don't want you to be the boss Who are you looking for again?"

"Obviously you broke into my house to grab things..."

"Huh?" Igarashi narrowed his eyes, "You still want to bargain?"

Shi Changji immediately became discouraged, she is not a wise old monster, although she has lived for a long time, but spent most of her time in deep sleep, not much different from a child: "I, I know! "

"Hey, classmate Hua Ye." Hoshino Xia blinked, and murmured in a voice that could just be heard by Igarashi, "What do you mean by a fox pretending to be a tiger?"

"Big boobs are your fault, aren't you?"

Hua Ye complained: "The synonym is bullying."

"You still help this monster with big breasts to bully me?" Igarashi bit her lip and glared angrily, saying that she would not help her if she agreed to help her.

Hua Ye said, "Go back."

He came here just to be curious about the level of the mountain gods in this world. Now that he saw it, his curiosity dissipated immediately. Such a weak creature is not even qualified to join the legion.

As for making wind and rain, bringing troubles to life... this mountain god is not qualified enough.

The water in this world is quite deep. Giant dragons like Thor and Connor can level people and mountains with a single breath. There are also some strange elves, demon hunters walking in the dark, who can become A magical girl in her body, even after Wei Nai's transformation, a magic light cannon can easily defeat the mountain god in front of her.

"Please, please wait a moment!" Shi Changji hurriedly shouted, "Can you help me break the seal? I also want to go to the cinema to watch movies, go to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster, and go to the zoo to see pandas."

Shi Changji burst into tears: "If you can help me break the seal, I can give you the most precious thing!"

"what?"

Igarashi and Hoshino Natsu immediately became interested. Both of them are wealthy lolis with mines in their families. Ordinary money doesn't matter at all, but Ishi Nagahime in front of me is a 'god' after all, the most precious thing for sure. It's not easy, is it?

"It's me." Shi Changji held the bag of potato chips in his arms, sat on the bed in a duck sitting position, and said in a low voice.

"Hey, you guys think too highly of yourself." Igarashi complained.

Hoshino Xia rarely nodded: "I don't think so."

The mountain god is a spiritual body born of human worship. The legendary mountain god Shi Changji is a very ugly woman, otherwise she would not be married and returned. She is probably an ugly girl like Zhong Wuyan. This mountain god Shi Changji Ji is inevitably affected. Apart from her beautiful eyes and hair, her appearance can only be described as mediocre, and she can't find it even if she throws it into the crowd. She used illusions on Igarashi even if she didn't agree with her before. Obviously, her personality is not naive. friendly people.

"I am a mountain god." Shi Changji spoke for herself, "As long as you mate with me, you can gain part of the authority of the mountain god."