My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Alice said, "What joke?"

"A man wakes up from the bed and finds a beautiful woman on the left. He is overjoyed. When he turns his head, he sees a vicious gay guy with a coveted face on the right." Lafite said, "At this time, you should choose to face Where is it?"

"Of course it is..." Alice thought for a while, and quickly said, "Of course it is with the beauty behind it!"

"Eh, why?"

"It's a simple question." Alice said, "There are so many beautiful girls, if you miss one, there will be another one."

"But turn your back on gay guys, once you get slapped, you can never go back!"

"..."

"When I sleep, I also like to sleep on my side." Lafite said, "So, which side should I face to sleep?"

Hua Ye looked disgusted.

Do you think you are very honest when you sleep, you toss and turn a lot, even if you face to the left now, you will definitely change to a new direction later.

"Of course it's facing me." Alice said decisively, "Don't look at the big facial paralysis, it looks so scary, you won't be able to sleep at night."

Lafite blinked: "Hey, but the back will be exposed to your boyfriend?"

"It's okay." Alice raised her chin, "Big/perverts don't dare to mess around."

Hey, where does your mysterious confidence come from? Why do you think I won't mess around!Not long ago, I just read a book about a young girl pretending to be asleep. Believe it or not, I will re-enact the plot in front of you! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Chapter 1448 The Attacking Lafite

The discussion about side lying orientation came to an end very quickly.

Because Hua Ye's phone vibrated.

"Eh?" Lafite looked sideways at Hua Ye, his eyes sparkling, "Are you the squad leader?"

Surely not, the squad leader has been squeezed by you for so long, he should have come to his senses now, he only hides under the covers and pretends to be an ostrich!

Hua Ye took the phone and glanced at it, "It's Hinata."

"Well, it's Xiao Hinata-chan." The dark-bellied girl hugged Hua Ye's arm, her eyes were crescent-shaped, and her voice was charming, "Little Hinata is also very cute."

"Hmph, Lolicon." Alice snorted softly, her voice disgusted, "Before I slept in the same bed with Kang Na-chan, sooner or later, I will be arrested and sent to the gendarmerie."

Hua Ye said expressionlessly: "Hinata is [-] meters tall, and you are [-] meters."

"Ugh-"

The pitiful scream sounded.

Alice looked up at the ceiling, only feeling that life was gloomy.

Hinata is a fifth-grade elementary school student, and she is already a first-year high school student. The difference in age between the two of them is only three centimeters. It is a sure thing that they will be surpassed soon. When they walk outside, they are often suspected of being Primary school students!

"Seventy percent of height depends on genes, and thirty percent depends on acquired exercise." Lafite comforted, "Auntie is not short, Alice's development is not over yet, she will grow taller in the future."

"Really, really?" Alice burst into tears.

"Of course it's true." Lafite stretched out his hand and gently shook Hua Ye's hand at the same time. It's too cruel to tell the truth at this time.

Alice blinked her eyes, puffed her cheeks and said, "It would be great if the big facial paralysis could give me a little more height. What's the use of being so tall?"

There are many uses, growing tall can not only shade the sun, but also block the wind!Compared with girls, height is a rigid standard for men, and sometimes it is even more than appearance. Girls are short and can be said to be petite and cute, and boys are short like "three-inch dingu bark"!If you accidentally marry a beautiful wife, you have to worry about having green hair one day!

Lafite said: "That's right, it's very troublesome for a boy to grow tall. Alice needs to put a stool under her feet if she wants to kiss the person she likes."

Alice, who was still full of grievances just now, was diverted her attention, blushed, and stammered: "I, I never thought about that kind of thing, as long as I can be with Lord Baiyu, this How far can you hit with facial paralysis!"

"Hey..." Lafite blinked and laughed cheerfully, "I didn't mention classmate Hua Ye."

Alice: "..."

Hua Ye unlocked the screen and opened the chat software.

Hinata: "Brother Xiaoye, have you successfully reached Italy?"

Hua Ye replied: "It's here."

The fragrant and delicate body leaned over again, Lafite rested on Hua Ye's shoulder, whispering softly, "Boyfriend~~"

The particularly greasy coquettish voice made Alice quietly tremble, and couldn't help but pull up the quilt to cover her blushing little face.

Even if they are girls, they will blush when they hear such a coquettish voice!

"Master Baiyu..." Alice lamented in her heart, "It's completely hopeless."

Hua Ye naturally understood Lafite's intention of being coquettish, and silently put the phone in the middle, saying everything to others. You can show it to Lafite.

"Brother Xiaoye, I miss you!" Hinata sent an emoticon three times in succession, "Oh, I accidentally fell down, it hurts so much."

Hua Ye didn't reply, because there must be more to come.

Sure enough, the filthy Lolita saw: "You don't get up until you kiss."

Hua Ye said silently, "No."

"I can't get up without a kiss."

"Then keep lying down."