My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Hua Ye's face turned dark and said, "It's her former friend."

Jing Keai glanced at Yaodao Ji, and then remembered the voice she heard before, "Isn't hers yours?"

"I'm not interested in loli."

"Ah."

not interested?

What's up with Gabriel who lives next door to you?

The naive classmate who is only [-] meters tall is a legal loli, and there are also Mr. Igarashi and Mr. Hoshino. More than half of the girls around me are petite girls... Who said you are not a lolicon? Believe it!

"What are you thinking?" Hua Ye asked with vacant eyes.

"Tch." Jing Keai turned her head to look at Peach Blossom Demon, and asked curiously, "What did you just say?"

"That, that..." Peach Blossom Demon whispered, "The mountain god's thing seems to be able to replenish life."

"To be precise, it's lifespan." Hua Ye said calmly, "That drop of origin can replenish three years of vitality."

"I see." Jing Keai suddenly realized.

What is the most important thing in the world?

Life is the most important thing.

Everyone has only one time, once lost, it will never come back.The more powerful a person is, the more afraid he is of death. In order to survive, he will really do anything.

In fact, the original function of the mountain god has many functions, and replenishing life span is only one of them. Unfortunately, no one in this world knows the correct usage, which is quite wasteful.

"Wait a minute." Jing Keai suddenly found a question, "How do you feel that you are Tang Sanzang?"

Zhai Nu Mountain God said weakly: "Almost."

Jing Keai was a little worried: "Won't all kinds of monsters and ghosts come to catch you from now on?"

She could see that the girl in front of her who liked to eat potato chips and drink coke so much said she was a mountain god, but she didn't have any majesty at all. If it was an OL game, Shi Changji wouldn't even be a boss, at most she would be an elite Strange... the meaning of existence is to be brushed over and over again!

"No more." Shi Changji weakly waved his hand.

"Eh?"

"Have you ever drank orange juice?" Hua Ye gave an example, "You can only drink it once after you squeeze it."

Jing Ke was speechless: "What's the difference between this and Tang Monk meat?"

Hua Ye said blankly: "One is a renewable resource, and the other is a non-renewable resource in the short term."

"..."

Everyone knows the effect of Tang monk meat. The first thing everyone catches Tang Sanzang is to cook it and eat it. This method is super wasteful!

As a renewable resource, there are actually better ways to eat it.

For example, the ancients liked to eat donkey meat. Some people have studied where donkey meat is the best, and there are endless debates about hind legs, buttocks, and tendons.

In the end, there was a gluttonous answer that won: the most tender meat is the best.

How to make donkey meat the most tender?

In fact, it is very simple. Cut a knife on the ass of the donkey, and then serve it with delicious food. When the meat on the butt grows out, it will naturally be tender meat.

Tang Sanzang can do a similar eating method, first cut a knife, then use spells to heal the injury, and then cut another knife. If this eating method is used, all monsters in the four continents can eat Tang Monk meat. Sacrifice one person to benefit the whole demon clan!

……

The Onmyojis in the amusement park have receded, and the nearby monsters have also left one after another. They began to clean up the battlefield and clean up the traces, but these things have nothing to do with Hua Ye.

Hua Ye looked down at Shi Changji.

Shi Changji, with a pale face, trembled slightly, and called out pitifully, "My lord?"

Hua Ye stretched out his hand and said, "Spit out another drop."

"Eh?" Shi Changji was taken aback, "What is it?"

"Your origin." Hua Ye said, "For Liuli, she was injured just now."

"..."

Miss Miko blushed a little, knowing that Hua Ye would not say anything strange suddenly, so she stood quietly by the side without saying anything.

"Her injury will be fine after a few days of rest. She doesn't need my blood at all. I'll die if I spit out a drop." Mountain God Shi Changji spread her hands and feet, and she fell backwards, revealing all her fat. When he came out, his face was full of grief and indignation, and mist had already gushed out of his eyes, "If you want to, kill me, anyway, I have been squeezed dry, and I can't squeeze it out."

You are enough, don't show a desperate posture with your body hollowed out, how much juice you can squeeze out, you know better than you, the client!

Jing Keai raised her eyebrows, her pink lips parted and closed, but she didn't speak in the end.

Compared to Shi Changji, she trusted Hua Ye a lot.

Although Hua Ye is always expressionless, he finished reading immediately in the first grade of high school, and he has never seen him smile. He is a typical person who doesn't talk too much, but if Hua Ye suddenly becomes a cold-blooded murderer, Jing Ke is sure Do not believe.

Looking at the tearful Shi Changji, who seemed to have been betrayed, Hua Ye calmly stretched out a finger and ordered, "Shut up."

"Eh?"

Shi Changji was startled, and looked with wide eyes.