My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Is there a limit to not being afraid of the cold?" Igarashi said, "Will it freeze to death if you throw it to the Antarctic to feed the penguins without clothes on?"

Hua Ye nodded: "Yes."

It's like ordinary people with rough skin and thick flesh, it doesn't matter if you hit them with a wooden stick, but if you have to hit your head with a brick, it's normal if you can't bear it!

"How low can it withstand?" Jing Keai asked curiously.

Hua Ye said casually, "You can go to Siberia to dig potatoes now."

"That's a good idea." Igarashi clapped his hands, "Now send this big-breasted monster to Siberia to dig potatoes, and let her come back after digging for three years, and see if she will still be disgusting and cute."

"I don't want to dig potatoes in Siberia." Hoshino Xia covered her chest and pouted, "Girls' hands are not for digging potatoes."

"Then what do you want?"

"Hey, how about using your hands to help Master Xiaoye release the pressure?"

"Big boobs! Go to hell!"

Hua Ye was expressionless, and directly filtered the daily bickering between the two, and continued: "In addition to not being afraid of the cold, it can also withstand the heat. Simply put, it can achieve the most basic level of 'cold and heat'."

"That's a good point." Jing Keai's eyes lit up slightly, expressing her interest.

Boys can go shirtless in summer, but girls can't, especially if they wear bras under their clothes. Girls with big breasts may get prickly heat. All in all, summer is very sad, and the ability to "not invade cold and heat" is naturally very popular among girls welcome.

"Not bad." Hoshino Xia bent into crescent eyes, "Is there any more?"

Hua Ye continued: "In addition to the cold and heat, the defense and physical fitness have also been enhanced to a certain extent. If the talent is sufficient, you can also control the flame to a certain extent."

"So there are so many benefits?" Hoshino Xia's eyes sparkled, and she turned to look at Igarashi, "I have become stronger, but not bald."

"Hmph." Igarashi crossed his arms and complained, "There is no free lunch in the world. If your head doesn't become bald, maybe other places will become bald."

Hoshino Xia tilted her head: "Being bald is just like Ai-chan..."

A little blush spread from the side of the ear, and a large blush quickly covered the cheeks, and Igarashi became angry with embarrassment: "I'm going to cut off your tongue!"

Jing Keai was not surprised, looked at Hua Ye, and asked, "Young man, what are the disadvantages you are talking about?"

Hua Ye calmly said: "The fusion of the fire spirit and the body will transform the body. In addition to scales, it will also grow wings and canine teeth, making it even more irritable."

"..."

After hearing this sentence, the girls fell silent immediately.

Scales, wings, fangs... These things suddenly grow on ordinary people. They can no longer be regarded as human beings, but monsters, right?

If it is the world of "The Day After Tomorrow" that is frozen globally, as long as you can survive, it is nothing to become a monster, but unfortunately it is not.

"I don't want to become a monster." Hoshino Xia made a decisive choice, looking at Hua Ye with pitiful eyes, "In winter, there is a kotatsu, and in summer, there is an air conditioner. It doesn't matter whether the cold or heat invades."

"Girls don't need to become stronger, anyway, I don't intend to save the world, as long as no one bullies me."

"If someone bullies me again, Lord Xiaoye will protect me, right?"

Hua Ye's poker face: "No."

"How could it be like this." The big-breasted loli showed a sky-falling expression on her face, "I'm your teacher, and I respect the teacher as promised!"

"..."

Talking all the way, I arrived near the ferry before I knew it.

"Master Igarashi, are you back?"

A very respectful voice sounded, and the boss of the boat and the young onmyoji walked over quickly, bowing and saluting.

In front of outsiders, Igarashi re-activated the majestic skills, raised his chin slightly, and said in a flat tone: "Get ready to go back to Izu."

"Yes, Igarashi-sama."

When the two were talking, they secretly glanced at Xing Yexia who was next to Hua Ye, and then looked away, treating himself as a blind and deaf person, ignoring him - don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't look at what you shouldn't, This is how adults survive.

"Big-breasted monster, pay for money." Igarashi suddenly stopped, and stretched out her snow-white and slender hand to Hoshino Xia, "Ten million."

"Ten million?" Hoshino Xia opened his eyes wide and couldn't help but said, "Why don't you grab it."

Igarashi was full of majesty: "Mei, explain to her."

Maid Mei said calmly, "We arrived in Izu at nine o'clock. At that time, the sea was very windy and turbulent. Master Igarashi offered [-] million yuan to hire Mr. Suzuki to sail out to sea."

"Ten million yen..." Hoshino Xia said pitifully, "I used to have some, but now I have nothing on me, and I have become a pauper."

"No, no, no." The boss of the boat quickly shook his head and said respectfully, "Mr. Xiaoyuan and I are good friends, so please don't pay any money."

Just kidding, I saw the miraculous shocking scene at sea before, and I learned about the existence of Onmyoji from Ohara, and I dare not ask Igarashi for money after swallowing ten leopards. Small girls who are not easy to talk to may be directly sunk into Tokyo Bay!

"Don't worry, your money won't be lost." Igarashi folded his arms across his chest, "Being a man must be true to his word. If you say that your family is neat, you must put it in order."

"Puff-"

The boat boss' knees softened, and he knelt down immediately, "My daughter is only eight years old, please spare her life."

"You made a mistake." Jing Keai raised her hand to cover her forehead, and hurriedly said, "Xiao Ai is just an analogy, no one will hurt you, I guarantee you with my personality."

The boat boss looked up at Jing Keai cautiously, as if he was evaluating how much Jing Kei's personality was worth.

"Look at it." Jing Keai took out her mobile phone and poked it in front of the boss of the boat. On it was the transfer record to Miss Xizi. "We are not short of money, so don't worry."