My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Wow, who can help me?"

When Hua Ye came down from the top of the building, he happened to hear the intermittent sound from the bathroom, like the whimpering of someone who was about to die.

He twitched the corners of his mouth, didn't want to pay attention, and turned to leave.

It's just that Satania, who is a demon, has a very good hearing. After hearing Hua Ye's footsteps, her faint voice suddenly became excited, "Classmates outside! Help! There's no paper here!"

"Stop shouting, it's no use begging me." Hua Ye said helplessly.

"Hua, Hua Ye classmates?"

"Well, it's me."

After a brief silence, the red-haired little devil's voice of self-defeating came from the bathroom, "It doesn't matter if it's Hua Ye or a kitten or a puppy! Anyway, I need toilet paper! If there is no paper, I will die!"

You bastard, how dare you compare me to kittens and puppies!

And toilet paper is not a necessity, even if you don't have it, you won't die!

Ancient China used a toilet chip, which is a piece of bamboo, and never saw a dead person.

In medieval Europe, the dignitaries in the court did not use paper, but a rope, and the rope was public.

Not to mention India, which is known as the open-hung nation. Men defecate in the open air, and they would rather do it in the wild than go to the toilet, and they do it with their left hand.

Simple, convenient and affordable.

The only problem is that when eating in India, you can't use your left hand, otherwise you will probably be beaten...

Chapter 30 Physiological Needs

At this time, it was lunch break. Most of the people were taking a nap. The teaching building seemed very quiet. This bathroom was located in a remote corner in the far east, so no one had ever passed by.

"Student Hua Ye! Help me!" Satania seemed to be drowning, clutching the last straw, and there was a hint of crying in her voice.

"What can I do? I'm helpless too." Hua Ye spread his hands, "How about I call someone for you?"

"No!" Satania subconsciously refused, "It must not be known by outsiders. The great great demon was defeated by such evil means! Otherwise, it will definitely be a shame that will never be washed away in my life!"

So there are too many flaws in this sentence!Running out of toilet paper has nothing to do with evil!

Well, in a way, it's really about the ass...

But how did this little thing become a lifetime of shame?

What should you do if you let those children who accidentally fell into the cesspool and even ate "shi" when they were young? Do you want to explode on the spot!

Hua Ye sighed, touched his pocket, and found a pack of tissues.

"I have paper on me, come out and get it."

"But, but I don't have any strength at all! And my legs are numb, so I can't move..." Satania cried, "Student Hua Ye should bring the paper in! Please!"

your sister!

Do you want to have some fun with me seeing that I'm having a peaceful few days?I don't want to have tea with the principal!

Even if you begged me with a crying voice, there is absolutely no way I would go into the women's restroom to give you something!If someone finds himself sneaking into the women's toilet during the lunch break, then he really can't wash himself if he jumps into the Yellow River!

Hua Ye snorted and said decisively:

"Stop talking nonsense! You've waited for so long anyway, so it's okay to wait a little longer. I'll find a girl over here."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw three girls walking out from the corner of the stairs, and seeing Hua Ye standing alone at the door of the women's toilet, and talking to the air "talking to himself", he immediately opened his eyes. Big eyes.

Seeing these three girls, Hua Ye's eyes lit up, "Just right..."

The three girls had panic in their eyes, panicking like quails burying their heads in the sand.

One of the petite girls also screamed:

"No! I don't want to get pregnant! Mom will kill me!"

Hua Ye was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

Pregnant with your sister!

Did I use my eyes to make you pregnant!

Hua Ye smirked, "Wait, I just want you guys to help solve it..."

Before the words were finished, a girl blurted out, trembling, "Ho, you actually asked us to help with physical needs? And it's still in the toilet where people come and go?!"

When the petite girl heard this, she trembled all over, and her eyes were dull when she looked at Hua Ye, as if she had seen something indescribable and terrifying.

"puff--"

You vomited blood!

Obviously I just want you to help solve a trouble, who said it is a physiological need!

The other two girls came back to their senses, and without saying a word, they pulled up the petite girl and ran away, as if Hua Ye would turn into a campus madman in the next moment, grinning and grabbing them into the women's toilet, doing something like this An indescribable shame, and by the way, it seems like a layer of BUFF that is pregnant in October...

What was even more irritating was that the three girls were running and screaming for help, so there were countless people eating melons in the quiet corridor.

"Eh? Isn't that classmate Hua Ye? What is he doing standing at the door of the girls' toilet?"

"I heard that it seems that the girl wants to help him solve his physiological needs..."