My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Eh?!"

Little Lolita opened her eyes wide.

Connor opened her mouth slightly.

Even Hua Ye stood on the spot in astonishment, and it took him a while to recover.

I saw that in the middle of the two rows of shelves, Satania was looking up with her small face full of grievances, but her mouth was hemming and unable to say a word... because her mouth was stuffed with An incandescent light bulb?

"This...what's going on?" Hua Ye asked with twitching corners of his mouth.

Rafael bit his lip, pointed to the "Do not swallow" warning sign next to him, and said, "When we came here to buy gifts together, Satania saw this warning sign and suddenly remembered that I saw it two days ago. A piece of news about 'there was a fool who swallowed a light bulb and couldn't get it out, and was sent to the hospital', she always felt that if she swallowed the light bulb and couldn't get it out, it must be someone else's problem. We didn't pay attention and swallowed the light bulb in one gulp, and it ended up like this."

Hua Ye: "..."

your sister!This kind of weird idiot behavior can be included in the list of the top ten idiots in ancient and modern times!It's hopelessly stupid!

In fact, many people have the idea that "others can't take it out, it doesn't mean I can't take it out", just like many people think that smoking and alcohol addiction are incredible.

What good is smoking?

The smell is unpleasant and choking, but when I become addicted to smoking and alcohol, I realize how difficult it is to quit.

There is no doubt that Satania also feels that she is the exception...

Obviously, she is not.

If stupidity is a disease, then Satania is undoubtedly terminally ill and hopelessly ill! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Chapter 293 Super Wronged

"Eh???"

"Sister Satania actually, actually put the light bulb in her mouth?!"

Little Lolita Caichuan stared dumbfounded at Satania, who was holding a light bulb in her mouth, with an aggrieved expression, and muttered to herself, "I knew I couldn't put a light bulb in my mouth when I was in the first grade of primary school..."

Did you hear that, you are not even as good as a first grade elementary school student!

Supermarkets have clearly posted a warning saying "Don't put it in your mouth". Why do you still stuff it in your mouth? You are so stupid that there is no cure!

Kang Na didn't speak, but looked up at Hua Ye, with a hint of eager curiosity in her eyes.

Don't look at me, I can't buy you a light bulb!

The lesson from the past is right in front of you. If you are curious about this kind of thing, you have to change back to its original shape before you can take it out. It will be scary to death.

"Brave, brave, what should we do?" Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua said nervously, "Satania looks so uncomfortable..."

Suddenly stuffing such a big thing into the mouth, maybe even touched the throat, of course it will be uncomfortable!

"Woo~~~" Satania couldn't speak, and could only look over with tears in her eyes.

"Student Hua Ye is so powerful, he must be able to think of a solution!" Raphael clenched his small fists, but he was full of confidence in Hua Ye.

what can I do?

I am also helpless.

This idiot is so stupid that people can't complain!

Hua Ye thought for a while and said:

"First, wipe away your tears."

Satani nodded quickly, raised her hand and wiped her eyes.

Hua Ye said again:

"Then hold your head up, take a deep breath..."

"Is it possible to take it out like this? It's like choking the rice in your throat, and then you can cough it out?" Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua said with bright eyes.

"No, it's not possible." Hua Ye curled his lips, "But this will make Satania feel more dignified."

"..."

Because of the structure of the mouth, it is impossible to take out the light bulb after it is inserted. Unless you can split the entire jaw like a vampire or a beauty snake, let alone cooking oil, even if it is covered with lubricating fluid, it cannot be pulled out. come out.

"woooooooo~~"

Satania was about to cry, and while covering her mouth, she looked at Hua Ye with great aggrievedness, as if she was afraid that Hua Ye would abandon her.

Hua Ye snorted softly and said, "Let's go to the cashier and ask for some cotton cloth..."

Even if this situation comes to the hospital, the doctor's treatment method is to put the cotton on both sides of the mouth, then carefully break the light bulb, and then take out the fragments one by one. The thing that needs attention is nothing more than the glass Just be careful not to scratch your mouth with the debris.

Hua Ye can handle it by himself, of course he doesn't need to go to the hospital, this idiot doesn't feel ashamed, I feel ashamed too!

……

When Satania came out from behind the shelves, the huge supermarket was suddenly quiet for a moment.

Then there was a sudden burst of joyful laughter.

The cashier was a girl with a ponytail. At this moment, her small face was flushed from holding back a smile, she raised her hand to cover her lips, and asked with trembling shoulders, "Excuse me...is there anything I can do to help you? "

Saying that he couldn't bear it any longer, he burst out laughing with a "puchi".