My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

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As soon as the screen changed, the movie officially started.

The background is set in ancient times, and the streets are full of low wooden houses and dusty passers-by.

The protagonist is an uncle in his forties, named Kojiro. Kojiro is forty-six this year. When he was young, his dream was to become a samurai and achieve an admirable career. Seeing that his black hair turned half gray and half white, Kojiro gradually lost his desire to be a samurai, and spent his days in a daze.

On this day, a friend from his youth came over suddenly. Naturally, he couldn't help but be overjoyed to meet his old friends, so they went to a famous local tavern together.

When they arrived, they talked about the current situation. Kojiro saw that his former friend had achieved great success, and thought that he had worked so hard for decades, but he could only live in poverty, so he couldn't help feeling sad.

"Why relieve your worries? Only Du Kang, only Du Kang..."

Kojiro couldn't help but drank a few more glasses of sour wine. When his eyes were dim, he hugged the maid who was serving the wine, and then had a good night, so happy.

Of course, it is a summer comedy after all, not a movie like Tokyo is not too cold. Although there are some borderlines, it is more about shaking gauze curtains and flickering candles.

Even so, Wei still frowned.

"Obviously there is a wife at home, but they go out to drink, and do, do such things..." Wei Nai blushed, bit her lower lip lightly, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's a bit too much, and it will ruin the education." Children's?"

Sitting in front of Wei Nai and Hua Ye was a family of three. The little boy had a cardboard box on his lap and was playing Link with a Switch in his hand. He wasn't interested in the movie at all. Instead, the child's parents were whispering in front of him.

"Drinking is always necessary for socializing at work. If you don't drink, others will squeeze you out and look down on you." The man sighed, as if he felt the same way.

The woman squinted: "Why, are you envious?"

The man was shocked immediately, "How is it possible! My wife, you have to believe me, I have never been home after ten o'clock!"

"Hmph, even if you're drunk, you must only think about me. If you dare to mess around, I'll bite off your third leg!"

"Go back and bite, go back and bite."

"..."

The little boy who was caught in the middle had a speechless expression of "eating dog food again" on his face, and he seemed to have become accustomed to his loving parents.

The loving couple's voice was very low, and Wei Nai didn't hear it. She was whispering to Hua Ye, "You drink less in the future."

Hua Ye said speechlessly: "I rarely drink, and I won't get drunk."

Alcohol in this world really has no power at all, even if you want to get drunk, you can't get drunk at all, okay?

"There's always a time when you're drunk." Wei Nai said seriously with a pretty face, "Those TV dramas shown on TV only make mistakes when they're drunk..."

Nonsense, if you make a mistake without getting drunk, that's your wish, or it's a crime, okay?He is going to be caught in prison!

However, those drunk people are not really drunk, they are just drunk and cowardly. Many cowardly people will do things that they would not dare to do under the stimulation of alcohol. What you call drunk is at most half drunk and half drunk Wake up... because people who are really drunk can't get hard at all!

In addition, if you drink too much, you will definitely vomit. At that time, you will vomit all over your body, and your body will smell of alcohol. Everyone will hate it!

Hua Ye turned to look at Wei Nai, "Look at—"

"What do you see me doing?" Wei Nai blinked her eyes and asked in confusion.

Hua Ye took out a popcorn and threw it into his mouth: "It's obvious that you get drunk when you drink, so you should be the one who should be worried."

Wei Nai's pretty face flushed, she couldn't help puffing up her pink cheeks, and said:

"I won't drink outside! I will never drink with strangers... Don't talk, watch the movie seriously!"

"..."

The movie continues.

After waking up the next day, Kojiro was shocked when he saw the maid beside him. He hurriedly hugged his clothes and was about to leave, but he was grabbed by the other party, crying and begging, saying that he was sold in, and only hoped that Kojiro could save him. She is out of misery.

Kojiro refused to agree at first, but his friend laughed and decided to pay for the ransom. Naturally, Kojiro didn't want to admit his cowardice, so he could only agree.

Well, so far, everything is working fine.

From time to time, exaggerated techniques are used to create funny scenes. Although it is a bit nonsensical, it can indeed make others laugh.

As for the crime of bigamy... In the era in the movie, men were superior to women, and it was not a big deal to bring home a little maid who poured wine.

It's a pity that Kojiro has a problem that is hard to tell others, that is, fear of guilt.

It belongs to the kind where the daughter-in-law stares and her legs tremble for a long time. Although she was brave enough to bring the little maid back home, but with the daughter-in-law watching over her, naturally she dared not behave in the slightest Instead, it was the washboard that knelt for several days at night.

But with such a delicate little beauty under his nose, Kojiro looked anxious, like an ant on a hot pot.

After finally waiting for his daughter-in-law to visit her natal family, Kojiro finally seized the opportunity. At dawn, he went to a drugstore on the street and bought a pair of Shiquan Dabu pills. .

In fact, it's nothing. Although it's embarrassing to do this in broad daylight, no one can say anything wrong when you close the door at your own home.

However, when Kojiro turned into an old scalper and plowed the fields, his wife suddenly shot back and shouted: "Where did you die?!"

Kojiro happened to be at a critical juncture, so he was so frightened that he suddenly felt ill.

Everything has to be done to a certain degree, as if no matter how delicious snacks are full, you will feel nauseous and vomit. Under the dual effects of shock and big tonic pills, Kojiro opened the gate, but failed to close the switch. Describe it in one sentence It's... just can't stop!

Chapter 484

"Ju, it's such a movie!"

Wei Nai's pretty face was slightly red, and there was a hint of disgust in her eyes.

As the climax part of a movie that bears the burden of shaking and laughing, it is naturally impossible to skip it hastily. The director's kung fu is also sneaky. Although the harmonious parts are not revealed at all, the half-covered shoulders and the trembling bed , the vibrating water glass on the table, and the itchy groans and groans that make people's hearts tickle, all make people want to stop.