My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"It's still early, we'll wash the vegetables later, shall we eat the watermelon first?" Raphael looked at the idiot on the sofa, "Satania, come and cut the watermelon."

"Uh-huh."

Satania prefers to eat watermelon, so when she came, she bought one by the way.

After cutting it, the three of them sat on the sofa, eating watermelon and watching TV at the same time, quite comfortably.

The anime that Satania is watching seems to be a healing story of a young lady who has been resurrected from the dead and turned into a zombie.

"It's strange, so zombies are so cute?" Satania spat out two black watermelon seeds and muttered, "I heard that zombies are very scary monsters."

In fact, the identity of the zombie is not important.

As long as you look cute, even zombies are cute. If you look ugly, even the animal protection law will not protect you.

Rafael also nodded: "In the stories I've heard, zombies are very scary existences. They only stretch out their hands at night and move forward with jumps. It's also said on the Internet that zombies can lose weight by jumping."

The so-called zombie dance is a very popular way to lose weight in island countries. It is based on zombies and burns fat by shaking the whole body to lose weight... However, only the good-looking girls dance is called zombie dance, and the rest of the people dance like epilepsy. Bar!

In addition, from the perspective of biological mechanism, if humans want to jump, they must first bend their knees, while zombies are stiff and cannot bend their knees, so it is impossible to complete the action of jumping. Ascension to heaven, being able to lift yourself up by grabbing your hair, etc. sounds like such a thing, but it is simply impossible to achieve.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Oops!" Halfway through the meal, Satania suddenly let out a low cry, covering her mouth with her hand, "Oops, oops!"

"What's wrong?" Hua Ye turned his head to look.

"I accidentally swallowed watermelon seeds just now..." Satania said nervously, "I heard people say that if you swallow watermelon seeds, a small watermelon will grow in your stomach!"

"..."

Hua Ye almost ate the melon rind in his hand.

Your biological knowledge is actually taught by the physical education teacher!Now even primary school students won't believe such a naive statement!

"So that's the case, don't worry." Raphael showed a dark smile on his face, and said in a serious tone: "There are so many girls in the world who eat tadpoles every day, and I have never heard of any tadpoles that can grow into adults." Frog."

Your sister, don't use a serious tone and tell super dirty dirty jokes!Fat Tiger wanted to hit someone when he heard it!

The black-bellied girl tilted her head slightly, looked at Hua Ye, her eyes flashed, and there was a gentle and pleasant smile in her eyes: "Student Hua Ye, what do you think?"

Hua Ye was expressionless: "I think your skin is itchy."

……

After eating the watermelon, Rafael went to the bathroom to wash his hands, then walked in front of Hua Ye, with his hands behind his back, and the corners of his thin lips slightly turned up: "I'm going to raise frogs, Hua Ye won't be able to do anything in the future You've been bullying me with this."

Hua Ye raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

When I was in the pet shop before, I was obviously afraid of frogs to death, why did I have to raise them again in a blink of an eye?

"uh-huh!"

The black-bellied girl took out her mobile phone from behind and waved it in front of Hua Ye: "It's the recently super popular game "Traveling Frog". That's right, I want Yunyanggua!"

"Traveling Frog".

Hua Ye has seen this mobile game a lot recently, and for some unknown reason, it suddenly became popular anyway.The content of the game is super simple, there is no need to score points, there is no leaderboard, and there is no concept of upgrading monsters or competing. There are only three things players can do. The first is to name their frogs, and the second is to name their frogs. Collect the grass growing in the yard as currency, and finally use the currency to buy food, props, amulets, etc., put them in the backpack and let the frog travel with the backpack.

After the frog goes on a trip, how far he travels depends on his mood, he sends photos to see his mood, brings souvenirs to see his mood, and when he returns home depends on his mood... In short, the frog can do whatever he wants, it is so willful.

Then there is no more.

Two days ago, Gabriel's useless angel also played, but lost interest within a few minutes. It can only be said that he is a firm cultivator and will never follow the Buddhist line.

"This is the game I downloaded last night when I was bored." Rafael slid his finger, "Look, look, I didn't expect Gugua to send me a photo so soon."

Hua Ye glanced at it briefly. It was a cartoon-style picture of camping in the wild. A lonely frog was picking up dry firewood next to the tent. The question is what the hell is that frog's name? !

"The facial paralyzed gentleman who was transferred and taught?"

Hua Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at the dark-bellied girl in front of him.

"I, I don't want to either!" Rafael put his head in his hands, made a scared look with his head in his hands, and said in a low voice, "I thought of a lot of names last night, such as 'carnivore', 'bidong madman' ’, "The facial paralyzed gentleman who loves to bully people"... In the end, they were all taken by others, and in the end I took this in a fit of anger, can't you blame me?"

Don't blame you, don't blame others for giving good names!

"Hurry up and uninstall the game for me, let your croak change from traveling to wandering!"

"No, no, no." Raphael shook his head quickly, "The poor Mrs. Gua who has no home, abandoning is against the law!"

How pitiful, that croak might be able to write a book about traveling the Internet in 80 days!

Hua Ye snorted softly, and was about to impose coercive measures, when Satania came over curiously: "What are you two talking about? You look so happy..."

If you are happy, you are obviously angry!

"Anyway, no matter what you do, you must bring me one!"

Rafael raised the phone, shook it and said, "No, it's just raising Guatai."

"Hey, not only can frogs be eaten, but can they be raised?" Satania was surprised, as if she had eaten frogs before, she took out her phone, "Then I want to raise it too!"

"Okay, okay, let's raise it together." The black-bellied girl pulled Satania as a shield, trying to pass the test by being cute.

Because I just saw the silly meow showing off benefits, Hua Ye couldn't say anything for a while.

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