The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

The faces of the two candidates turned green, and they were so disgusted that they couldn't eat any more, and they vomited one after another.

They poked their heads out curiously and looked at the neighbors next door. Their faces turned green when they saw this.

Because the fat guy next door, Xu Er, not only shit, but also put his hand into the cesspool, as if he was digging something...

(Warning, the following content is high-energy, please watch carefully.)

The two were dumbfounded...

I’ve heard of people digging out excrement, but I’ve never seen someone digging out their own excrement in the examination room. It seems that this person is still muttering something, saying: “It’s strange, it’s around the dung door, why can’t I find it?”

Finally, the disgusting fat man found a ball of calfskin from the dung bucket as if he had found a gold ingot. He was so excited that he shouted, "I found it! Hahaha! I finally found it! This Is the lower second class mine or someone else's?"

The two neighbors vomited.

A dignified scholar, who is a noble person, is so shameless, picks things from his own dung, and seems very excited, is this person sick?

This situation is not one or two.

In fact, the same thing is happening in every house of the rich and powerful who bought Xu Jie's exam questions and Gunner's answers.

These dignified candidates, who usually look like dogs, all pouted their buttocks at this moment, and pulled things out with all their strength.Some are okay, you can find the string and pull it out directly, some are more tragic, because you can’t find the string, you simply choose to shit and pull it out...

Someone asked, what if there is no goods in the stomach and cannot be pulled out?

This is not a problem for the smart and powerful children.

They have prepared a special detoxifying and beautifying substance-croton!

As long as half a catty of crotons go down, it doesn't matter whether you are a hero or a coward, you can pull out a bunch of them in a hurry.

For a while, the stench in the dormitory lingered in the air, making it unbearable.

The smell of feces and urine mixed with the smell of food is so sour and refreshing.

The houses on the upwind side are better, but the days of the houses on the downwind side are almost impossible.Not to mention writing essays for exams, just smelling the sour taste of old altar sauerkraut makes people feel unappetizing. They can't rest day and night, can't even sleep, their minds are confused, and they wish they could choose a dog leash.

Therefore, in the imperial examination circles of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, there was a joking saying: "Senior high school is also luck." It means that to pass the exam, you must not only have strength, but also luck.At the very least, it cannot be assigned to a downwind outlet. The smell of feces and urine makes you prefer to choose a dog belt.

This spectacular (bddj) scene, of course, also attracted the attention of many Jin Yiwei.

The Jin Yiwei who had noticed Young Master Xu Er wandered around to Xu Er's cell and looked carefully.

Young Master Xu, at this moment, doesn't have the pretensions of being the number one dandy in the capital, with a fat body, lying on the toilet, he can't wait to take out a stinky package and open it secretly.

He didn't care that it was covered with feces and urine, he laughed loudly, and said with great pride: "God help me! Everything is going well! In this way, I want to see, this time the champion is not mine, but it can be who?"

He laughed maniacally, with a smirk dripping from the corner of his mouth, he rushed to the desk, and opened the exam paper!

Then, his eyes widened!

"what is this?"

"This, what is this? I wipe..."

He let out a hysterical, heartbroken scream: "What the hell is this?"

Even Jin Yiwei, who was peeping, was shocked!

It wasn't just Xu Er who was screaming, but the houses of the rich and powerful children in the surrounding houses all screamed one after another in unison!

"I go!"

"Fuck! What, what kind of question is this?"

"Nimma, I ate a catty of crotons, and I felt dizzy and almost collapsed, but you played this for me... It's too bad, I'm going to pull again!"

"I'm paralyzed, help! Help!"

Lu Bing was on patrol, looking at the noble children in these houses, screaming one after another, he felt a little sympathetic to these poor noble children.

The poor children were all spoiled by Mr. Yan Ge.

You, too, actually competed with Yan Song, played tricks, and wanted to cheat. Isn't this lighting a lantern in the toilet, looking for death (shit)?

Look at these poor babies, how painful they look, tsk tsk...

However, Lu Bing was also curious as to what was wrong with this paper, and all the rich and powerful children who were arrogant, arrogant, and proud like little roosters before were treated to death one by one, with a look of lovelessness ?

He picked up a paper, looked at the test questions, and...

Lu Bing was dumbfounded.

Nima, what kind of exam question is this?

Xu Jie was furious, like a raging male monkey, who was nearly sixty years old, but agile like an ape, rushed to Yan Song, waved the paper in his hand hysterically and shouted: "Examiner Yan! Old Yan Ge! You Explain to me, what is going on with these four questions and four books you asked? What the hell is going on here?"

Xu Jie completely lost control, his eyes were red, and he was as vicious as a wolf who wanted to eat people.

Yan Song glanced at the exam questions in Xu Jie's hands, with a calm face, and said calmly, "Is there any problem with these four questions?"

"What question are you asking?" Xu Jie threw the paper on the ground viciously: "Where is this cheating? What kind of question did you ask?"

Lu Bing also came in a hurry, and he also felt that Yan Song's matter was too much trouble.

Because there are indeed four questions and four books in Yan Song's test paper.

But the exam questions and beyond everyone's expectations! .