I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

The road conditions during the golden week are very frustrating. Even if it is almost ten o'clock, there are still cars on the road from the front to the rear. Look all the way!It's just countless taillights flickering on and off.

Today's weather is also very good, with the sun above the head, and with so many vehicles gathered together, the steaming heat makes people feel restless. From time to time, there are electric cars passing by, which makes Ji Ming, who is driving, pat the steering wheel violently .

"Your father, are you courting death? You can't see the way."

Rolling up the window, Ji Ming yelled at the electric car that suddenly passed by outside. The girl's sleeves and clothes were rolled up, and sweat glistened on her smooth belly.

Although the air conditioner was turned on in the car, Ji Ming's mentality had already collapsed after being stuck in traffic for an hour.

However, compared to Ji Ming, Li Huaran next to her is a bit out of tune. At this moment, this girl is lying on the co-pilot, bragging with Xie Can enthusiastically.

"Student, now let me tell you a joke. If you make sure you don't laugh, I will win." Li Huaran raised her head and said with a grin. Her voice was very ethereal and very melodious.

Xie Can couldn't figure out why such a girl with a strong air of sand sculpture had such a good voice.

"Tell me." Xie Can leaned against the car door with one hand on his chin. He and this girl have been chatting for an hour.

Laughed everything that should have been laughed, but Li Huaran was still full of energy, completely unaffected by the weather and traffic jams. This sand sculpture's character is simply too powerful.

"Xiao Ming saw a pile of shit-like things on the road, so he was curious to know if it was shit, so he knelt down and poked it with his fingers, then put it in his mouth and tasted it, and found that it was really shit." Li Huaran looked at Xie Can with burning eyes, and said in a very clear tone, as fast as an announcement: "So Xiao Ming is very happy, because he didn't step on shit."

"Pfft!"

Lin Xiaoxiao next to her couldn't help laughing, and Ji Ming also laughed, but Xie Can looked like he had seen a ghost.

Is such a silly joke really so funny?He reluctantly pulled out a smile, as a match for Li Huaran.

"Wow, you didn't even laugh, I lost." In the end, Li Huaran said with a smile: "It's your turn, tell me quickly! If I don't smile, I win."

"I think even if I don't say it, you won't be able to stop." Xie Can complained with some headaches.

"Hahaha, how do you know." Li Huaran smirked and patted Ji Ming and started complaining: "Xiao Can is so funny, why didn't you introduce him to me sooner, Sister Ji."

"I've only known each other for a few days." Ji Ming glanced at Xie Can, seeing that he was looking at Li Huaran like an idiot, couldn't help smiling and said, "Restrain yourself, you're scaring him."

"It's okay, just be happy." Li Huaran waved her hand indifferently, then turned her head and continued to chat with Xie Can.

Raising his forehead, Xie Can suddenly felt that his experience was not enough. Such a beautiful girl with such a nice voice and such a sweet appearance, how could she have such a strong atmosphere of sand sculpture? This is too metaphysical.

But it was the first time they met, Xie Can couldn't be too rude, so he could only continue to tell jokes with the girl.

And Ji Ming's side finally stopped the traffic jam, and took a short expressway on the third ring road, and the speed of the car suddenly increased.

"Elementary sister, look outside." Xie Can said, pointing to the sky outside the car window.

"what? What?"

Li Huaran obediently looked out of the window, showing a particularly positive attitude.

"Look at that cloudy, doesn't it look a bit like a fat blue guy?" Xie Can said solemnly.

"Dingdang cat?" The girl muttered in confusion, then suddenly came to her senses, laughed and said, "That's just a round cloud, why are you satirizing Dingdang cat?"

Xie Can swallowed, this could be laughed at, but he still didn't believe it, so it was even colder.

"It's my turn." Li Huaran raised his finger and said, "There used to be a hide-and-seek club, and their leader hasn't been found yet."

Xie Can opened his mouth and froze, but Lin Xiaoxiao beside him smiled.

"Senior sister is so funny." Lin Xiaoxiao bowed her waist, and seemed to be smiling happily.

"Wow, elementary school girl, you even think it's funny, but my junior didn't react at all." Li Huaran patted his Oupai and said, "I'm the loser, it's up to you, junior."

Xie Can lowered his head and rubbed his face silently. He wondered if sand sculptures would be contagious. How could such a smart child as Lin Xiaoxiao be happy because of such jokes.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Xie Can felt that he should find a joke that was extremely cold, and quickly let Li Huaran win.

"There used to be a person named Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't hear it." Xie Can said quickly.

In the end, Lin Xiaoxiao laughed out loud before Li Huaran, Xie Can stared blankly at the two girls, what the hell is going on, Lin Xiaoxiao wasn't so happy just now, it must be poisonous.

"Student, you are really amazing."

After laughing for a while, Li Huaran panted and said, "No, no, no, my mouth is a little sore, let's truce!"

"Ms. Elementary School, you are really...really amazing." Xie Can looked at the time and laughed for two hours in a row. Not only was his mouth sore, but his face should feel pain.

"No, it's far worse than you." Li Huaran said with a foolish smile, "How can you hold back your smile, junior? I really admire you. If I had you ten times One will be fine.”

Xie Can was shocked, so you always thought I was holding back a smile?

"Xiao Can, you are really amazing." Lin Xiaoxiao also added admiringly at this time.

Pulling out a stiff smile, Xie Can said in a weird tone: "I... am better at controlling facial expressions."

"No wonder, junior, you can see that he is someone who does great things." Li Huaran said with a thumbs up.

"Haha, probably." Xie Can smiled, not knowing what to say anymore.

"You laughed, hahaha! Junior, you finally laughed."

Li Huaran suddenly shouted in surprise: "No wonder, junior, you like to be praised by others. You should have said it earlier, come on! Junior, you look so good-looking, and you have such a good figure... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not teasing you, it's just that you are really good, junior."

Xie Can scolded MMP in her heart, this woman is simply amazing, with such a level of sand sculpture, where did Ji Ming find such a top quality.

"Elementary sister, it's better not to boast, I know I'm good-looking." Xie Can said helplessly.

"Hahahaha!"