Nidhogg Can't Keep Up

"No, there are those two spearmen..."

Bai Canghai, dressed as a Confucian scholar, took a deep breath, and then said loudly: "Those who are watching the theater, those who kissed me with the mistress, those who plan to catch fish, those who plan to fish, come out, are you worthy of your name? Depraved That's not the case!"

PS: I was having fun and almost got 4000 words by accident...

PS: I'm here to gossip and post some of the author's favorite words in voice over 300

Prophet: Open black and bring me one, my god? (But his god rarely wins with black...)

Wuming: Ah, I accidentally broke out in violence again. (this ugly European black)

Cthulhu... Forget it, I can't type out all the names of this guy every time he calls his name according to his skills.

Yayunqing: I am so good at playing that I am not taken with me (in fact, Wuming and I dare not take him)

Majiu: Ah, what a card.

Myself: vegetable chicken!How could this group of rookies on the opposite side catch me! (My poisonous milk technique has been perfected, and every time I am chased by the opponent, I can successfully escape by shouting chicken)

NO.⑩: The disarmed Jin Glitter is very sad.

(Because the editor in charge can play, somewhere you will find that the recommendation of this book is put together with an Ultraman. The covers of the two books are probably like this:

Funny: This person is the old enemy of my funny family!Purple hermit! !

Altman Reppard of dio: Are you looking at me!Funny!

funny: scared

...these two covers are probably like this. )

"Hahahaha!! Well said, little brother, this is the way to make a fuss!" Bai Canghai just finished speaking, and a heroic voice immediately replied.

The ancient chariot with lightning streaked across the sky, and landed in front of Bai Canghai with a loud roar.Muscles rolled like waves, two burly and fit bulls stepped on the void, pulling a domineering and gorgeous chariot. The magic power of the lightning burst might be comparable to Saber and Lancer's blow with all their strength.

In this way, the identity of the visitor seems to be confirmed.

——Rider

"Both sides, put away your weapons! In front of this king!!" Unexpectedly, the rugged man on the chariot ordered forcefully, and no one would doubt his identity as a heroic spirit.Compared to the domineering big man, his master was undoubtedly much weaker, trembling in a normal youthful posture on the chariot.

"My name is Iskandar, and I participate in the Holy Grail War as a Rider."

Only then were the people present dumbfounded. On the battlefield for the Holy Grail, the hidden real name is also a means. It looks like a lie to confuse people...but it's his master who really feels the shit.

(hhhh the princess's heart is broken at the moment)

(2333 Sorrow flows against the river)

"What are you thinking! Idiot!!" The barrage is not nonsense, Weber's heart is really broken at this moment, and now he even forgot the oppressive feeling of that burly body at the beginning, while questioning Rider bluffing, On the one hand, he was holding on to his coat tightly, and anyone could see his ambivalence.

Everyone can see...these are two extremes for master and servant.

"You are fighting each other to get the Holy Grail... Before you really confront each other, I have something to ask! I don't know what expectations each of you have for the Holy Grail, but think about it! Your wishes, whether It has more weight than the grand wish that includes the world!" The burly red-haired man said so, but before he finished speaking, the snake demon interrupted impatiently, "O king of the mortal world, what wish can you fulfill? It's more fun than fighting, the so-called Holy Grail is won by weapons."

"Oh? Demon King, right? I didn't expect your thoughts to be very similar to mine. Do you have any thoughts of conquering the world with me?" Although he was a little upset when he was interrupted, what Yuan Lu Zhi said surprised Yi Skandar's appetite, the King of Conquerors, conquers everything in this way.

"Conquer the world? Ridiculous!" Glancing at the King of Conquerors with disdain, the Demon King ignored him and said loudly, "Are there so few strong men in the Holy Grail War? Can't even satisfy the requirement of only one defeat? "

The provocative demonic energy swept across the surroundings, and the blue-gray snake pupils saw everything in his eyes, Yuan Lu Zhi was a little disappointed.

"Miscellaneous cultivator! Dare to be presumptuous in front of this king!" With a sense of disdain and arrogance, the heroic spirit in golden armor suddenly appeared at the top and looked down at the crowd, his scarlet eyes were full of undisguised malice.Just standing there, everyone can feel the hostility of this guy, this guy is contemptuous of everyone, extremely arrogant, extremely arrogant.

(Damn it, Miss Yu flashes!)

(Yaoshou! Shining in this world line has also been sissy!!)

(2333 You know what a fart, at that time it was a matriarchal society, so you should be a mother-in-law)

"King? Where did you come from as the king? Let's compete." Facing the sudden appearance of the heroic spirit, Iskandar the Conqueror, also known as Alexander the Great, was very interested in the other king as he was also the king.

"It's up to you? The world is full of bastards except for this king!" The new heroic spirit taunted the King of Conquerors.

"This guy still hasn't changed, but what's going on with this look."

"Still so arrogant, obviously she has been mothered."

On the rooftop in the distance, Emiya Shirou and Hong A quietly watched him pretending to be aggressive.

……

"Just by your words! In the name of King Arthur, I challenge you!" The words of the new hero—King of Heroes Gilgamesh directly stirred King Arthur's nerves, and the girl holding the sword took the name of King Arthur. identity challenges.

Suddenly, thunder and lightning also appeared from the clouds in the distance, and the shocking long chant made everyone look sideways.

It has a head like a cow, horns like a deer, eyes like a shrimp, ears like an elephant, a neck like a snake, a belly like a snake, scales like a fish, claws like a phoenix, and palms like a tiger.Two five-foot-long black dragons came riding on the clouds, with a chariot with a huge umbrella behind them.

——A real dragon chariot.

Matou Shinji shrank his pupils, and immediately turned his head to look at the heroic spirit behind him, but that pale mask concealed all his emotions, and he couldn't know anything.

"What a weak blood descendant, willing to be driven by human beings." The voice was ethereal, but Matou Shinji felt a little uneasy.

……

"I don't know the heights of the sky and the thickness of the barbarian country, there are so many tonight~" Sitting on the throne on the dragon chariot, the handsome and handsome man said lightly, but his voice filled the sky.

"Bastard! Who told you to look directly at this king!" There is actually someone at the same height as him, and it is difficult for ordinary people to understand why the King of Heroes is angry.