Nidhogg Can't Keep Up

Between men and men, wine can eliminate all barriers, even if they are not human.

The above are all nonsense.

Maybe it's right to be drunk, that's ordinary beer, can these two monsters really be drunk?

The so-called blushing and slurred speech are just the result of them pretending to be too drunk.

As for why he pretended to be drunk, he could only say irresponsible things when he was drunk.

"So you've been busy tinkering all day... what... I can feel your aura swaying around, and... accompanied by an explosion."

"That kind of thing, why don't I ask you, what are you doing again, what are you hiccupping~ Come on, do it!"

"What am I doing? It's not because of those girls, they are really troublesome little guys. I have solved so many troubles for them, but they still don't give me a good face. I don't have any entertainment in this place. You are here. Cooked, gurgling gurgling..." He picked up the beer bottle and drank it dry, Yakumoya let out a mouthful of alcohol with a slightly red face, "Find me some games or something."

"It's worthless! Go play billiards, golf, Tianjing, it's so rotten, there are so many cancers of capitalism here, it feels disgusting to live here."

"My friend, you seem to be the representative of the feudal lord, Lord Piercer."

Yakumoya had to complain.

"Shut up, your ship is still using my money." He slammed the beer bottle on the table with a bang, but skillfully controlled the force so that it wouldn't break. Lucado glanced at the The merchant, looking back at Yakumoya, picked up the meat skewers in the hot pot. ,

"That guy Nid Hogg is back, right? When are we going to take a vacation? The blood I drink every day is heavier than my weight. If this continues, I will have to find a few ship girls around me."

"Don't kill them, no one cares about you, if people trust you, you should do less immoral things, um..." Seeing that the vegetables he picked up looked uncooked, Yakumo night put them away in frustration Go back, pick up chopsticks and pick up a large piece of Xuewang.

"Shut up! That's mine!" Immediately stopped Yakumoya, Lucado couldn't see the big tongue before.

"..." Yakumo was a little stunned, "Have you become so nervous about pig blood?"

"The guy with the grain depot shut up. Ned Hogg didn't give us permission to open the mall. I have to find food by myself."

"..., add garlic to the boss." With a blank face, Yakumo night picked up the garlic and threw it into Lukado's bowl.

"Do you think I'm afraid of garlic?"

"What?! Are you afraid of garlic?"

Regarding Yakumoya's innocent look, Lukado was completely drunk.

"Sure enough, no matter how you look at it, you are annoying."

"Ah, each other, but Nid Hogg has already arrived at the tutelary mansion, and he can come over at any time, but it is estimated that he will not come out. We have to stay for a while. Soon, the deep sea will soon touch the defense circle."

"That's your pressure. There are a lot of secrets I've learned recently, one of which is that you can't go ashore in the deep sea."

"..."

Staring at Lukado's face, Yakumoya froze the glass he was about to raise. After staring at him for a moment, without feeling any joke, Yakumoya put down his glass and got up in a hurry.

"What, are you in a hurry to leave?"

"You should have said something like this earlier."

He pulled out a tissue and wiped his mouth, grabbed the military cap on the table, put it on Yakumoya, and planned to leave.

"Hey, your knife."

Glancing at the magical weapon that looked like a command knife leaning on the chair, Lukado still reminded him.

Without turning his head back, Ye Yakumo just stretched his hand back, and the command knife next to Lukado shot into his hand immediately, and was held by him. Ye Yakumo never stopped walking, walked out of the alley, Hailed a taxi.

"...That's why I really hate this guy, he's so reckless."

Looking sideways at the diners and bosses who were startled by Yakumoya's summoning Yan Modao, Lukado slapped his hand on the table irritably, blood-like liquid spread from under the table and covered the entire alley , and then without the time for people to shout, the blood suddenly rose and wrapped all the buildings.

"Shut up, everyone."

Raising his hand, the blood slowly seeped and evaporated, revealing the same scene and people, the difference is that everyone closed their eyes and their faces were a little pale.

"Get paid, don't mind."

After clapping his hands, he took out two banknotes from his wallet and put them on the table, and Lukado also walked out of the alley.

Occasionally, I can get a little full when I come out.

Lukado thought so.

……

"Admiral, wait for me~ You're walking too fast~"

"It's so noisy! What nonsense is the ship's mother, who is far faster than human speed!"

"That's just a fighting state. We in human form are only a few times more than human physical fitness? Although it is said that all aspects have been strengthened."

And there are battleships that have been strengthened even more powerfully.

"..., did you deliberately provoke me?!"

Although I'm in a hurry, it's okay to quarrel with the ship's wife. Young people in cloaks rarely come to this so-called slum area, and they don't seem to come here, but not today. It is said that the deputy chief of the gendarmerie appeared here However, he had to find him for something.

Originally, this is a place that should be called "Snack Street", and it was described as such on the electronic map, but strangely, he didn't smell any fragrance, and he wondered if he came to the wrong place.

Bang!

The sudden impact caused the young man to tilt, but fortunately his wife supported him so that he did not fall.