My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"......, let me tell you, the general of my other army is Lu Fengxian who claims to be from the East, what's the relationship between you?"

"Pfft!" The wine in my mouth sprayed Spartacus directly on his chest.

What the hell?Why is the heroic spirit of the Celestial Dynasty still running here?

"Haha, there is a chance for you to meet!" Nero laughed and walked to the front of the army.

Shaking my head, I, along with Mash, Gudazi, and the others started to head towards the front row of the team.

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"Ah, why are there so many mosquitoes!" Walking in the jungle, Gudazi and Nero kept complaining about the mosquitoes while driving them away.

"This is a humid forest area, no matter how you look at it, these cute little things will not be missing!" I watched the joke from the side.

"I can understand that Boudica and Mash are servants, but why don't you attract mosquitoes at all?" Gu Dazi stared at me and said.

"I'm a vampire! I've only heard that I suck other people's blood, how could there be creatures that suck my blood?" I looked at the little insects flying around in front of me, and smiled proudly at Gudazi road.

"If only I could tear you apart! If I could do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10-kilometer runs every day, I would have torn you apart by now." Gu Dazi rolled his eyes.

"Even if you can tear me apart, I still can't solve the problem of mosquitoes!" I think the reason why vampires don't have tails is to prevent ghosts like me from using their tails to fly into the sky without wings.

While we were talking, the scouts in front ran back and reported to Nero.

"Report to His Majesty the Emperor, there is a small group of ambushes of the enemy in the forest ahead, how should His Majesty deal with it?"

"Ambush? The first brigade is going to clear them." Nero ordered to his subordinates.

"Don't bother, leave it to me!" During the march, those members of the First Brigade treated me respectfully, so I didn't want them to suffer unnecessary casualties.

"Glory to the Judgment of Vlad ?epe?"! "I walked to the front of the line, put my hands on the ground, and then said in my mouth.

"Then, let's witness the coming of hell!" I stood up, opened my hands and said with a smile listening to the wailing sound from the jungle.

However, soon the roar of animals overwhelmed my laughter.

what?I saw a few monsters with spears made of magic power inserted into their bodies, which looked like monsters spelled out of various animal bodies and rushed towards them.

"Be careful! This is Chimera!" Dr. Roman appeared in the video to remind us.

Chimera?Is that legendary monster?I thought as I rushed to hold the head of the biggest of them all.

"Be careful, these guys are quite powerful!" I couldn't hold it down when I pressed its neck.

"Oh? Are these beasts sacrifices sent by the duel field to witness our bravery?" Seeing this kind of thing, Spartacus couldn't bear it anymore, and directly found a chimera that was slightly smaller than mine. past.

"Soldiers, be careful with these monsters." Nero ordered the soldiers in Rome, and at the same time carefully led the people over.

At this time, I have gradually overwhelmed the strength of this chimera, gradually lowering its lion head, and then I turned over and rode on its back.

Its snake head and sheep head wanted to come and bite me, but I kicked them away one by one.

"See if you accept it or not!" I said to it fiercely by hitting its lion's head with my elbow.

"Roar!" Chimera roared, and then the lion head tried to turn around, and at the same time, the other two heads that I kicked away also tried to turn back and attack me.

"It's interesting!" I said with a smile, turned over and got off its body, continued to hug its neck, and then stretched out my legs to trip its front legs.

"Uh~ha!" I forcefully tripped it to the ground, exposing its soft belly.Moreover, its other two heads were also directly smashed to the ground.

"See if you surrender this time?" I stood on its belly, and then used a spear to make it look like I was going to castrate it.

"Roar..." Looking at my movements, the Chimera began to struggle violently.After a while, it bowed its head in submission.

"That's more or less." I got up and let it stand up.

"Roar!" Turning over, Chimera still wanted to turn around and attack me.

Then, I continued to grab my head and fell back.

"Come on! Let's see how good my taming skills are!" Pressing its head, the inhumane education continued.

Anyway, no matter how I tortured Cu Chulainn last time, the staff from Xiaodongbao didn't come over.This time I type this thing, I believe that those annoying things will not come to me through time and space.

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After beating for a while, the beast finally gave in. It knelt down with its head down, and then looked at me with flattering eyes.

Come on, my mount has been found.

Sitting on the back of this chimera, I turned to look at the other personnel.

"Nero, are you alright?"

"Mr. Rael, except for Spartacus, we have expelled those monsters. Casualties are very low." Matthew answered my question.

"What about Spartacus?" I was a little curious. Logically speaking, if Chimera had been killed or expelled, Spartacus should have ended long ago!

"Mr. Spartacus seems to want the same idea as you, Rael!" Nero, resting on his sword, answered my question.

"Oh?" I looked towards the roar over there: Spartacus, covered in lightning, was also sitting on the smaller Chimera, beating and laughing loudly.

"Hurry up, we're all over." I yelled at him loudly.

"Okay, I'll be fine soon." The lightning on Spartacus' body became stronger, so it didn't take long for him to sit on the Chimera.

"Not bad, this Chimera!" Nero smiled and touched the Chimera under me, and said to me enviously.