My Wife Can't Be a Bba

what!The image of our parents!

However, have I ever had a parent image or something?

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ps: I recommend an interesting novel "Don't Get Excited, I'm Not So Dark." If you are interested, you can read it.

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"Uh, uh..." I lay on the boat and looked at the sea weakly.

"What a useless man, vomit!" Skaha and I lay on the side of the boat together.

"Do you still get seasick with such strong physical fitness? Ugh..." Gu Dazi, who was lying on the other side, turned around and asked us.

"It has nothing to do with being strong, right? I've lived for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen such a boat that didn't capsize." I was speechless, and Skaha directly complained for me .

"Yeah!" Gudazi looked at Matthew who had passed out beside her, and then at the two little lolis who were already lying dead on the deck. She couldn't help agreeing with Scatha's words.

So why are we doing this?This is going back in time to a few days ago.

......

A few days ago, in Gaul's military camp.The injuries of the personnel have basically been treated. At this time, the soldiers in the barracks came out of the grief of their comrades and began to celebrate for the successful recovery of Gaul.

These soldiers made those merchants and other personnel who have been following the army pay a good fortune.

And in the middle tent, I, Scatha and Nero are holding a banquet.

"Come, Rael, Mrs. Skaha, taste the delicacies of my hometown." At the banquet, Boudica personally cooked for us a delicacy that was said to be from her hometown.

"Hey, thank you Boudica." I was immersed in the singing and dancing at the banquet and the best blood that Nero gave me in the cup, and put the food that Boudica handed over to me without even looking at it.

Wait, when I ate it in my mouth, I suddenly realized a big problem: Boudica, she is from England!

At this moment, an indescribable taste suddenly emerged in my mouth.How should I put it, this smell reminds me of the bottle of autumn fruit jam that I hailed as a magic weapon.

Boudica, if you had used this kind of weapon back then, I guess the Gaul War would not have suffered so many casualties!

So, the next second I subconsciously wanted to spit it out.Boudica, it's not that I don't respect you, but if this kind of respect is exchanged for life, forget it.

Just when I was about to spit it out, Scatha covered my mouth, stepped on my feet with the heel of his boots, raised my head, and forced me to swallow all the food.

"Hmph, did you think you could pass the nonsense you said in front of other women back then? If I hadn't been a little tired these days, I would have taken off your wings. It's rare to have such a good time today." Of course I’m going to try it out.”

"Ahem." I recovered with my eyes closed, and then said to Skaha with tears in my eyes: "The punishment is too severe. Or the ancients said it well, only villains and... .."Looking around, the only male other than me, Spartacus, had gone somewhere to hunt and kill wild animals, so I swallowed it.It is worth mentioning that these days, under the slogan of helping Spartacus, I have eliminated all the bears, deer, and tigers that he called.

When I was talking about the infinite fear of her food, Boudica gave me a sad look, and then took a piece of her food and ate it.Then she looked at me with nothing but sympathy.

"I thought that something like cooking could be done just by looking at it. I didn't expect it to be so complicated."

"Is it so interesting?" Nero stood up from his seat, then leaned in front of us, and also picked up a piece of food and put it in his mouth.

Slowly, Nero stood up from the ground, then looked at the food on the table in fear, and pressed Boudica's hands.

"Mr. Boudica, please hand over the recipe of this dish. I will let my successors remember it. If anyone seeks to usurp the throne in the future, I will use this dish to assassinate him."

Thus, the banquet ended in such a happy family situation.

So, after the banquet, shouldn't it be time to start various interesting activities?Normally this is the case, but today is an exception.

"Everyone, I heard an interesting piece of news recently. Telling it may help us in our next actions." After eating the food, Nero said to us while sitting on the seat with a toothpick in his mouth.

"What's interesting?" I asked curiously.

"That is, during this period of time, people have been reporting that there are traces of gods on a small island in the Mediterranean Sea." Nero picked up a map and pointed to a small island in the Mediterranean Sea.

"God?" Scatha opened his eyes and sneered, then continued to enjoy the gentle ear cleaning service of the female slave.

"That kind of thing, if you submit, treat her well, and if you become an enemy, get rid of her. Well, press harder." Right now, the immediate enjoyment is more important.

Everyone rolled their eyes and looked at us.

"Dad, what does the god look like?" Little Jack ran over curiously and asked me.

"God..., what does a god look like?" Facing Little Jack's question, I could only turn my head and look at Skaha and asked.

"That's a group of self-righteous idiots. However, if it's a goddess, it might be interesting." Skaha looked at Little Jack and said.

"So, shall we go and have a look?" Little Jack timidly asked me.At the same time, Ilya, who has been pretending to be like me, got up from the maid's lap and said to me, "Big brother, I want to see what a goddess looks like!"

"Okay!" I also stood up, and then shouted to Nero: "Let's go, Nero, let's go to the Mediterranean Sea to capture the goddess now."

"Just what I want." Nero agreed happily.

In the days that followed, I regretted my decision.If I knew it earlier, the child should give her a mobile phone so that she can play games with peace of mind. Anyway, we have plenty of money, so we can krypton as we please.

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"How is it? How is Yu's driving skills?" Nero stepped onto the deck and looked at us while he was resting, and said to us with a proud face.

"Very good, I am the first person who has seen someone who can drive a warship out of a cobra maneuver." I complained weakly about Nero.

If I had known that I would not be lazy and sit on the boat, it would be fine if I flew directly there.It's a pity that as soon as I got on the boat, I was crippled as soon as I started sailing.

"That is, don't worry about our driving skills. Back then, being a navigator was our second wish. By the way, our first wish was to be a singer!" Nero continued proudly.