My Wife Can't Be a Bba

If you don’t look at her personality, my wife is definitely a first-class beauty, with long purple hair, burgundy pupils, and a bumpy figure wearing only a turtleneck sweater, revealing a pair of slender legs and delicate ankles. The toes are round and the nails are painted with purple red, which is a stunner that can not only be played in the hand, but also tasted in the mouth.Of course those feet hurt too much.

I have personally tested it.

"I'm back." She looked at me and lay down in a more lazy posture, with one leg raised, and the black fat time was exposed, making me angry, even if it was a couple of several years, There is still no way to eliminate this temptation.

"Do you eat first, or take a bath first." She then used a more charming expression and tone, "Or, eat me first."

"I didn't buy the first meal, and you can't cook it. For the second reason, the bath water should not be burned." Although I was about to lose my rationality, I still had a clear head, or it was because of the same scene in the past few years. I am used to it. "The third rule, it's probably an old rule again."

"That's right, either surrender to me or have a fight first."

Choosing to surrender will probably make life very easy, but I also have my own arrogance, she is mine, not me is hers.

"So let's talk about it after one fight, but don't break the room facilities, it's very troublesome to organize." I sighed, and replied to her like this, and put the things in my hand on the coffee table in the living room.

"Okay, show me Skaha's strength." After saying that, he turned over, and with the sound of the breaking wind, he lifted one leg and kicked it diagonally at me.

Faced with a blow that is difficult for ordinary people to withstand, I slammed my right arm into her calf to prevent the blow.Although her strength is much higher than that of normal people, my strength is still dominant.

Apparently, she also had spare strength in this leg, and she couldn't make a single blow. She slammed her left foot into my arms, and at the same time slammed her elbow into my chest.

Although my strength is almost on the same level as hers, I am superior in physical quality, and my skills are indeed a lot worse than hers.So he could only take a few steps back in order to avoid her attack.

However, it was obvious that both sides were familiar with each other's routines, and she started hitting my body continuously with various martial arts that were incomprehensible to human beings.

Really, seeing the martial arts she showed, I always wondered if she was really the queen of that country of shadows.But how is it possible, legends are legends, it is already the [-]st century, how can there be that kind of feudal superstition, to believe in the Communist Party, ah, no, believe in science.

I missed the opportunity one step at a time, and I was suppressed every step of the way, but in the end, my body was a little more agile and stronger than her, so I not only defended, but also thought about how to counterattack.As for waiting for her to be exhausted, don’t have this idea. We tried to fight for several hours without feeling tired. In the end, the neighbors thought it was domestic violence and called the police, although the police were scared in the end. , and a bunch of cops cried and applauded, but still didn't find the limit of our endurance.

Although she took the initiative to fight at the beginning, I was also very belligerent, and the rising moves began to open up and close together. The narrow area of ​​the living room gradually became insufficient. One leg swept over, and Miss Skaha jumped up and stepped on the coffee table. Roll over and dodge.It was originally swept away like this, and the height of the leg lift was also above the coffee table, but I suddenly found that I forgot something.

Damn, I put snacks on the coffee table.

Next, the poor Watermelon Jun was mercilessly smashed and splashed all over the floor.

"Okay, I lost. Now you have one more win between us than me." I shrugged. Although I was competitive, I had to abide by my own rules.

"Well, seven hundred and two against seven hundred and one. I won one more game. But it's really a satisfying fight." She flushed and made an inviting gesture to me. "My warrior, it's up to me to keep my promise."

At this point, nothing stopped me.

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Three hours later, she came out of the bathroom, wearing only a bathrobe after bathing, lying on the sofa.Gently poked my face while sitting on the sofa watching TV with my toes.

"Go and prepare dinner."

After saying "Okay", I was about to get up, but seeing the beautiful feet so close at hand, I couldn't help licking them.I couldn't help laughing at the slightly raised arches of my feet due to the itch.

However, it was followed by a straight kick. Seeing her annoyed expression, I couldn't help laughing.

"Hmph." She hummed softly.

I bowed a few more times, took out my phone and started ordering takeout.Although I have been home for four or five hours, because I came home early, it was not too late. I ordered a pizza, and then I waited.

Twenty minutes later, the takeaway arrived.I picked up the pizza, walked in front of her, and bowed slightly with the actions of a housekeeper in a recent TV show.

"Your Majesty, it's time for dinner."

Her Majesty the Queen, who was lying on the sofa, sat up slowly, and then I said, "It's your job, my warrior. I, Queen Skaha of the Land of Shadows, grant you the right to enjoy this delicious meal with me."

I don't know if it's because of the same name as the legendary queen, but the tone of her speech has made me feel that she is the real Lord of Shadows over the past few years.But this is just an illusion, I reacted in a trance.Smiling, he picked up a piece of pizza and ate it.

After the meal, Miss Skaha was naturally lying on my lap on the sofa, and I picked up a cotton swab and gently cleaned her ears.The cotton swab gently wiped the ear wall, but nothing came out. There was nothing in her ear canal, but she said that she liked the feeling, and I have no distaste for this kind of ear-picking behavior.

Of course, our interpretation of this is different: she thinks that I serve her as her servant, and I understand it more as a kind of petting for my own kitten.Of course, even the cat is a noble Persian cat.

As a reward to the servant, my Miss Skarha got up and hugged me after the ear removal, then licked my ear with her tongue and said to me, "You are still so cute." Undoubtedly a great stimulus.So my hand began to wander constantly on her body.

Just as I was about to carry her into the bedroom, she gave me a nudge and reminded me of one thing.

"Take today's medicine first."

Chapter 3 I am sick, she has medicine

Man, the medicine can't be stopped.

Open the refrigerator compartment of the refrigerator, in addition to some fruits and drinks, the rest is some red liquid in glassware.I opened the mouth of the bottle and slowly poured the red liquid into my mouth. It was not bitter like ordinary medicine but very sweet.

In the mouth of the medicine, my spirits are more uplifted.I've always wondered if this stuff was some kind of strong stimulant or something, or how could it get me out of my drowsiness.

After a period of time away from the medicine, I will become extremely drowsy, and I feel that I can't lift my spirits when doing anything.It has been like this since I was five years ago. As for what happened five years ago, who cares, I have no memory of it anyway.

It was five years ago when I was conscious, when I opened my eyes and saw the current Miss Skaha.I can't remember the previous thing, anyway, I was confused and let her give me the name Rael and the same age as her [-] years old. Then I registered in the UK in a confused way, and finally came here in a confused way. Fuyuki.But it seems that although my memory has disappeared, the knowledge and common sense that I should have are still there, and it seems to be very rich, knowledgeable and proficient.

Could it be that I used to be a well-educated aristocrat, a scholar with a high IQ, or a librarian who read a lot of books at a certain university.

When I asked about Miss Skaha, she smiled:

"I don't know who you were before. We just had a little dealing with you before you lost your memory."

"Then why did you save me and why did you marry me? It can't be because of my looks."

She first glanced at me with an exaggerated expression and said, "Your appearance? You are indeed handsome and cute, but you wouldn't think that there would be a woman who would like a woman because of her cute looks. Men. Although pseudo-girls are good, they are only suitable for being best friends."

"Besides," she went on to add, "I've seen a lot of people who aren't as capable as you but look more handsome than you."

"Then why did you choose to be with me?"