My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"You guy, you are really stupid! You have strength but no brains!" I said to it with a smile, then turned sideways to avoid the tentacles, and then stuck a halberd on the tentacles, and my body also borrowed Li turned over and jumped onto the tentacle.

"Do you think that I will directly bump into you like before? Do you think I am that blue-haired idiot?" I said while running along the tentacle towards its body.

Wait, who's the blue-haired idiot?

I thought confusedly in my mind.However, the speed under my feet has not slowed down by half.

It's a pity, because there are still some people watching here, so I can't spread my wings and fly to Scorpio. If I do that, I guess I can save half of the effort.

Scorpio's eyes have been watching me stepping on the surface of its tentacles covered with viscous liquid and running, of course it will not sit still.A few tentacles were pulled out from the icy sea water and continued to hit me.

"I said, is this the only trick you have? Then you will be sorry for your reputation in stage five!" I deftly dodged the tentacles stretched out, then stabbed inside to maintain my figure, and then opened my mouth to face Scorpio said.

Facing my pressing step by step, Scorpio's eyes became more concentrated, and then there were bursts of indescribable horror sounds centered on it.

And I, who was closest to it, bore the brunt of its sonic attack.

"It is indeed a good choice to face enemies much smaller than yourself. But, our race is not human!" Because the screams of Scorpio are ultrasonic, so as a vampire, I don't care at all , and even have the leisure to make fun of it.

Just after I finished speaking, I ran to the place close to the body of Scorpio, and then jumped up.

"Eat me with a halberd!" I shouted loudly, and then I stabbed it directly into the middle of one of its eyes.Then it was pulled out, and the pus and blood gushed out directly along the eye socket.

I dodged to the side, and then stabbed a halberd into its body to stabilize its figure.

"Now it's time to show off my Chef Rael's skills. It's time to cut off your squid feet and serve them with peanut sauce." I said this, and then started to destroy the body of this Scorpio.

Because of the severe pain, Scorpio's body twisted continuously, and then all its tentacles curled up to face me.

"What other tricks can you use?" I looked at those tentacles vigilantly while chopping.

Scorpio screamed loudly, and then densely packed suction cups spread out on these numerous tentacles.

"I don't have trypophobia!" I stared at those suckers tightly.

While I was staring, a lot of corrosive liquid started to spew out at me from those suction cups.

I jumped high, and then stood upside down in the air with the Fang Tian painted halberd inserted into its body as a fulcrum.

so close!I thought happily in the air that I almost ran back to Tokyo naked today.A streaking Rael may not be able to be a hero loved by many girls.

"So, things like tentacle monsters are really annoying!" I cursed in the air, and then stepped on one of its eyes.

Because of the severe pain, the tentacles of Scorpio began to smash towards me.But the speed of this huge body and tentacles is too slow for me.

I jumped up, and then started slashing back at the tip of the tentacle and chopped it off.Avoiding the pus and blood gushing out, I rushed up and chopped off the entire tentacle.

The tentacle fell into the sea and set off huge waves, making the few remaining ships on the sea even more crumbling.

Listening to the wailing of the remaining crew members on the ship, I couldn't help curling my lips.

"Stay away from me, I'm going to cut this Scorpio into a stick." I gave them a kind suggestion, then turned over in the air and chopped down on a tentacle.

As another tentacle was cut off, Scorpio let out a more miserable scream, and the anger in his eyes became more obvious.Then the tentacles still submerged in the water stretched out, and the sea water and poisonous water sprayed towards me at the same time.

"Do you know my weakness!" I frantically avoided the spray of sea water.Facing this kind of flowing water, my situation is very disadvantageous.

So I started to run continuously on it, and then saw a tentacles protruding upwards stabbing out to fix the figure and then began to climb up.

"Kill "Heart Break"! "

I cast my magic straight away and the explosion started right next to Scorpio's eye.

You know, although my magic has nothing to do with holmium metal, my magic can also achieve a similar effect, so its eyes can't recover after being damaged.

The severe pain caused the tentacles all over the Scorpio's body to open, twisted into a ball and smashed towards me.

Seeing this group of unknown objects, I stomped hard on my feet, and then swung my halberd with all my strength at these tentacles.

Then, pus splattered and tentacles rained from the sky.

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"Tell me, are you a male ball or a cue ball?" I looked at Scorpio and said with a smile.

Just after the final blow of Scorpio's dying struggle, I dismantled its tentacles one by one.The creature that once posed a huge threat to Tokyo has now turned into a very funny ball.

Although I was careful enough when handling its tentacles just now, my body was still covered with the corrosive slime it spewed out, so I only had a pair of half-destroyed pants left on my body.Stand like a fisherman on the naked octopus-shaped Scorpio.

So when I saw its body, I didn't get angry, so I kicked one of its eyes that was still intact, and said with a smile: "See if you can still put any poisonous liquid to pollute it in the future." Shui Yu, should I teach you what is the new environmental protection concept in the [-]st century!"

After finishing speaking, I took Fang Tian's painting halberd and stabbed it fiercely, making it scream in pain.

Hearing its wailing, I felt bursts of joy in my heart, so I continued to say to it excitedly: "You say, I will find someone in front of you later to eat your squid feet dipped in peanut butter How about it? Let me tell you, my craftsmanship can make even the once famous God's Whip fall into obsession!"

Saying this, I pulled out Fang Tian's painting halberd and stabbed it into a tentacle, then pulled it out.

As for the person to eat, I have already chosen. Just now I saw that the escaped general had come back. Isn’t it the best person to be in charge of the peanut butter grilled squid feet that my Leier’s family usually makes secretly?

Thinking of this, I turned my head and looked towards the shore.

Later, I discovered an interesting fact: the general who had escaped was commanding the army to line up the remaining artillery units.

And the target of those artillery is me who is in Scorpio.