My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Little Loli wants to be clean." I said firmly, and then pulled me back.But whether little Tina is a cursed child, her strength can never compete with me, so her little feet started to clean again in my hands.

"Look how nice it is!" I said with satisfaction looking at the clean little Tina.

"Ah~ha~" Little Tina saw that I had finished it, then gave a hutch and said to me, "Are you ready? I'm leaving."

After finishing speaking, she put on her slippers, looked at me and said, "Today is still a good day, especially uncle, your massage skills are really good. So, goodbye."

Then she was ready to go.However, her action was stopped by me again.

"You go alone, how can I rest assured?" I said to her with a smile on my face: "Then, Tina sauce, tell me why you came here? And where is your guardian? I'll go over and kill... oh, I'm talking about teaching them how to look at children, it's too dangerous for a cute loli like you to walk on the street."

"It's okay, I can go back to my own apartment." Little Tina stood up and whispered to me.

I hugged her into my arms, and then said to her: "I don't allow this, it's getting late now, little Lolita can't walk on the road alone."

"It's okay, I'm a nocturnal animal." Tina said confidently.

"That won't work!" I said to her, and then I rubbed her hair into a mess, and then said to her: "In short, either notify your parents to come and pick you up later; Be by my side, rest assured that I will complete the adoption procedures when the time comes."

Well, after her parents come, I will deal with her parents quietly.Then officially adopted.

After waiting for a while, I found that she didn't answer me. I looked down at her and found that she had fallen asleep in my arms.

"Oh, really, it seems that our fate is indeed not shallow!" I looked at the sleeping little Tina and said with joy in my heart while sighing.

Well, take her home now.I thought about this, and then started to adjust little Tina into a comfortable position. As I was doing this, I found that she had a mobile phone in her pocket besides the medicine bottle.

After touching the phone, Little Tina, who was still asleep, woke up directly.Watching my movement, the little hand grabbed my hand directly, trying to stop my movement.

But obviously, the difference in combat power between me and her is too huge, at least in melee combat.This kind of pure physical confrontation, even Heracles or Scathach, cannot compare with me.

"Okay, okay, I won't touch your phone." I stretched out two fingers to clamp Tina's white wrist, and then looked at her and said softly.

Seeing that I agreed to her, Little Tina nodded expressionlessly, and then continued to slowly fall asleep.

I looked at Little Tina who was already asleep, kissed her secretly on the cheek, and started to hug her and started walking towards the villa.

Although the pedestrians on the road have already called the police, when I took out the certificate of the chief defense officer who advertised my identity, the policeman turned serious and respectful with a smiley expression, and drove me away in a police car. Sent it back.

Sometimes, it's good to enjoy this privilege, at least I can freely run red lights.

When they got to the villa, the police car stopped.After the policeman parked the car, he got out of the driver's seat and opened the car door respectfully for me, welcoming us to get out of the car with a smile on his face.

"Sir Rael, are you satisfied?" the policeman said to me while bowing.

I hugged Little Tina who was still sleeping with one hand, and patted him on the shoulder with the other hand, and said with satisfaction: "Good job, I will tell your chief later. Work hard, I like you!"

"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir." The policeman's expression became more respectful, and he bent over 90 degrees.

Well, it seems that when I go out to bully men and women in the future, I can still bring my dog ​​legs.

I hugged little Tina and thought proudly, and then started to walk into the villa.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Scatha, Ilya and Little Jack sitting on the sofa.Scatha crossed her legs to me, showing the look of Her Majesty starting to interrogate, and the two of them, Ilya, also crossed their legs in a similar manner.

However, the lollipops in the mouths of the two little queens really ruined the atmosphere.

"The siren sounded outside. Are you really arrested? That is really a gratifying thing!" Skaha said with a sneer.

At the same time, Illya snorted in unison to set off the atmosphere; Little Jack wanted to follow suit.Then as soon as the words came to my lips, they immediately fell into my arms.

"Dad, hug!"

"Okay." I said with a smile, and then another person hung on my body.

Of course, this is far from my limit.According to the x-ling emperor's method of hugging loli I learned from the pirated CD I bought from that Chinese character face, I can still hug several.Moreover, I have also developed the technique of hanging loli on the wings.

Seeing that the atmosphere had been destroyed, Illya stood up with a smile and kicked me with a lollipop in her mouth.

"Brother Lustful Leil, have you finally learned how to administer hypnotics?" Looking at the little Tina in my arms, Ilya said with a smile.

I patted Tina's little butt, and said to Scatha, "This is a loli who has been cultivating immortals all the year round!"

"Big Brother, it's not like you don't sleep much at night all year round. Why didn't you see that you were so drowsy during the day?" Ilya asked me curiously.

"Because I rely on blood sucking to replenish energy, sleep or not sleep is nothing for me..., hey, wait, have you been eavesdropping on the corner?" I first answered her seriously. question, and then suddenly realized how Illya knew this question.

So of course I gave her a slap, and said to her: "Kids, sleep well in the future. If you are eavesdropping on the corner, I will go back and buy bread from Sanae, and then I will cook the barbecue for you. eat."

Obviously, Illya felt the fear from my heart towards my threat, and then immediately gave in and said: "Okay, I will never eavesdrop in the future."

"It's not that your commotion is too loud." Ilya murmured softly.

"Cough cough." Scatha coughed twice, blushing, and then said to me: "Anyway, find a room to put her..."

"Tina." I added her name.

"Well, put Tina to sleep on the bed. I'll take a bath for her later, and then put on clean clothes." Scatha continued.

"Okay." I smiled and nodded, and then started to walk towards a room with little Tina in my arms.

As for why Scathach wasn't angry, it was obviously because I brought back a little lolita.After all, I'm not the ultimate ghost, and I don't want to kill anyone.At the same time, she also has a great interest in playing with loli.

After hugging Tina to the bed, I walked out of the room, walked to Scathach, and began to describe everything that happened today to her.

"In other words, Tina sauce may also be that kind of cursed child?" After I finished my description, Skaha, who was drinking tea from a teacup, asked me.

I nodded, and then said: "There is no other possibility for the supernatural power in this world except Gastrea."