My Wife Can't Be a Bba

Just as I was thinking this way, I saw a sailboat with masts appearing on the calm sea.

Are there pirates here?I thought with great interest.

Author's message:

The deacon bacteria that drank fake wine still need to be updated steadily.Well, I guess the chapter tomorrow morning may be a little later, and I will post it after about ten o'clock, sorry.

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Pirates are the darlings of the sea, free travelers on this boundless ocean, and explorers who are used to face all kinds of difficulties and obstacles in the world.

Of course, most of the above are just the boasting of pirates. In fact, most of the real pirates are villains who go to rob innocent people and innocent merchant ships.

It was evident that the ship I was looking at was filled with people of the latter kind.

On the beach, I squinted my eyes and saw the flag with skulls flying on the boat.

"Unfortunately, you don't have any special features as a skeleton. You don't even add a straw hat. You are doomed to be some characters who bully men and women in the village in the future. Well, although if there are beautiful village girls in this village, you will live In fact, it should be very nourishing. Of course, it would be a different matter if the village girl was named Jeanne d'Arc." I looked at the banner and said with a smile.

Then I looked down from the flag and saw the pirates standing on the deck.

The moment I saw the pirates, I immediately gave them a death notice.Well, all of them are men, and they don't have any merits in their appearance. They are all the products of deformity caused by falling eighty times a day when they were young.Although I don't know what those pirates are wearing blindfolds for, but I still feel ugly looking at them.

It would be much more pleasing to the eye if a beautiful girl put on a blindfold and took off the blindfold and shouted 'Evil King True Eyes' after seeing us.

Just as I saw them, they saw me by this time and started to bring the boat closer to the shore.

Because I was only wearing a pair of shorts, most of these pirates seemed very uninterested and just looked at me very mockingly.

Of course, it's still exciting to have a gay guy or two.

Looking at their activities, a mocking smile appeared on my face, and then I looked at these pirates with dead eyes.Well, I will never let the pirates see Scathach and Illya.Although even if the pirates really saw Scathach, she would poke seventeen or eight holes one by one.But ah, even letting these disgusting pirates see Scathach is a great challenge to me.Well, it's not allowed even if someone else wants to rape my wife.

At the same time, I can also inquire about the specific situation of this world from the mouths of these pirates.

"Fate "Miserable Fate"! "Countless thick and long iron cables protruded from the air to firmly fix the pirate ship.

And I also started to fly towards the pirate ship.

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"Boss, what, what is this?" On the pirate ship, one of the pirates asked his one-eyed boss in surprise and fear.While speaking, he also tried to chop the iron chain with the long rusty knife in his hand.

But the iron chains I released increased with the magic power and energy in my body, and it was impossible for these ordinary pirates to cut these iron chains.

Seeing that these iron chains couldn't be cut off by them at all, the head of the Cyclops pirates frowned tightly.As if he remembered something, he held the musket in his hand, then raised his head slightly, and then saw me stepping on the iron chain and coming in front of him.

"Justice from heaven!" I got down from the iron chain, and with my flip-flop-wearing feet, I had a close contact with the head of the one-eyed pirate leader.

Because I wanted to leave a prisoner for questioning, I didn't use much strength in this kick. After kicking down, he just rolled a few times in the air and then hit his head on the side of the boat and passed out.

Seeing that their boss was defeated, the remaining pirates all took out their muskets and long knives.

"Who are you?" One of the pirates, who was dressed slightly better than the other pirates, boldly said to me.

I tilted my head, looked at these pirates and said, "Well, you don't have to worry about who I am, dead people have no human rights. Well, if you jump into the sea now and start going to the place where you came from Swim away and I will let you go."

Obviously, they didn't listen to my words of thinking for them.Hearing my words, the pirates looked at me angrily, and then began to take out their muskets and shoot at me.

The old-fashioned flintlock shot out hot lead bullets and hit all parts of my body.I saw the buckshot, stretched out my hand and caught them one by one.Putting it in his hand, he shook the bullet that had not completely cooled down, and looked at these dumbfounded pirates with playful eyes.

"Hey, this bullet is still very hot." I said to them with a smile, and then started to make a throwing gesture.

"The bullets on the surface of the sea are very precious. I will return them to you now. If you survive, you can dig out those lead bullets in your body and recycle them. This is very circular and environmentally friendly. But, see From your looks, I guess you still don’t know what the concept of environmental protection is.”

After speaking, I caught the buckshot with my fingers and threw it at the pirates.With the rapid shaking of my extremely powerful wrist, the cold lead bullets became hot again and flew towards the pirates at a faster speed than before.

"Ah..." A series of screams from the pirates rang out, and the pirates who had been shot fell to the ground one after another, motionless.Well, I am more kind to them. If I am killed immediately after being hit, I will not feel too much pain.If you didn't die immediately but had to face lead poisoning, it would be no easier than being tortured!

After the buckshot in my hand was finished, I looked at the remaining pirates with long knives, smiled and rushed up amidst their fearful faces.

Seeing the first two pirates with long knives, I stretched out my fists, and then smashed their long knives into their bodies and cut them in two.

After breaking through these two pirates, I reached out and grabbed the other two pirates.

"Now, let's see if you are more useful than those Roman soldiers." I said with a grin, and then I started to pick them up and continued to kill the pirates.

Well, it turns out that these pirates are indeed inferior to the experienced Roman soldiers. After I smashed them a few times, their bodies fell apart before they had smoke.

However, these are enough. Faced with this situation, the pirates who were obviously a group of miscellaneous fish immediately put down their long knives and knelt down to me to express their surrender.

"My lord, we were wrong, and I hope to get your forgiveness." One of the pirates said to us tremblingly.

I didn't intend to keep these people, but the stench from the cabin made me frown tightly.We must use this ship if we leave.If you expect me to fly there, I can't fly for several days with so many people!And if we build the ship ourselves, it is estimated that it will fall apart within [-] meters.

"You guys, go and clean up these dirty things for me, well, if there is a little smell and dust, I will take you to catch octopus." I ordered to the remaining pirates.

Hearing my rude words, the pirates were all relieved, nodded vigorously at me and began to clean the cabin and deck.

And I, at this time, also began to come to the relatively tidy command room, and picked up a diary on the table and read it.

While watching, I expressed great contempt for the actions of these pirates.Well, burning, killing, looting, and treachery are all kinds of evil.

"So, it's better for ecological civilization for you people to feed fish." I murmured.Then, I saw that the captain who I kicked unconscious at the beginning showed some signs of waking up.

Then with a glass of rum, I poured it on his head, and said to him 'kindly': "Stand up now, or I'll start igniting your face inside."

Hearing my words, the captain also looked at me viciously, and when he stood up and wanted to say something, he saw his subordinates, and immediately changed his attitude.