My Wife Can't Be a Bba

After eating the barbecue, Illya looked at Scatha with a flattering expression and said, "Well, Sister Scarha, can you put me down? It's been a day since I was tied up, and I'm very uncomfortable. "

"Do you think I'll just tie you up for a day and it's over?" Scathach looked at Illya with a smile on his face.Then, she stretched out her hand and released the rune at Illya.

"What is this?" Elijah asked curiously.

"This is a magic trick to make mosquitoes heal quickly after being bitten." Scathach explained to Illya.Afterwards, a weird smile appeared on Scathach's face.

"Of course, the side effect of this magic is that it will make the person who prints this magic very attractive to mosquitoes. Also, this only removes the swelling but not the itching. Now this is a wet island, the most important thing is Mosquito."

"Woo! No, don't!" Illya's eyes widened, and a look of extreme fear appeared on her face.

However, no one will rescue her.She could only accept her due punishment in fear.

"Then, let's go back to rest now." I said to Skaha with a smile.

Looking at me, Scatha said with some surprise: "Who said that you will rest with me tonight? After punishing Illya, do you think you escaped? Although you are not at fault, but I Not a reasonable person!"

Then Scathach took out another cross and motioned me to lie down on it.

So, I also lay down on the cross amid Ilya's gloating expression.Afterwards, Scathach took out a dozen nails and began to drive them down towards me.

"Next time I do something like this again, I'll nail it with silver nails!" Skaha threatened me.

After the crucifixion, Scathach erected the cross and placed it side by side with Illya.

"Big brother, let's spend the night together!" Ilya said to me with a smile on her face.

At this moment, I am much more miserable than Ilya: Ilya who is tied up by the rope can at least move a little bit, but it is very difficult for me who is pinned to move.

Down below, Scathach looked at my crucifix and nodded with satisfaction.Then hugged Xiao Aiyi and Aihara Yanju and walked towards the tent.

"Let's go, my sister loves you very much." Skaha said with a smile.

"Hey, leave me some blood!" Subconsciously, I yelled at Skaha.

Then, I felt Scatha throw a throwing knife at me.The flying knife pierced directly to a place one centimeter away from my little bat.

"I'm not a person who is good at using hidden weapons. I may not be so accurate next time. If it goes up a few centimeters, I won't be sure! Also, I am very honest. The only way to trick Lori into doing 18x It can only be made by an evil blood race." Skaha looked at me and said with a smile.

"Woo!" I also let out the same mournful cry as Illya.Afterwards, I watched Skaha and the others leave.

Looking at me, Ilya smiled and said, "Ah, big brother, you can be bitten by mosquitoes with me at night. Although I was cast by magic, the mosquitoes will go to bite you, big brother nearby. "

Hearing Illya's words, I had a strange expression on my face, and then I looked at Illya quietly.

Not long after, Ilya's body was covered with mosquitoes.Seeing me without any mosquitoes on my body, Ilya couldn't help but said, "Hey, why don't you have any mosquitoes on your body? Is Skaha's magic trick so good? Ah~ it's so itchy!"

At this time, I looked at Ilya's miserable state, and said slowly, "Because I'm a vampire, how could I let other animals suck my blood?"

"That is to say, you didn't come to bear with me but to watch the excitement? Ah~ I can't bear it anymore~ Ah, it's so itchy!"

Looking at Ilya writhing from the itching, I smiled and whistled slowly.

Just after I whistled a few times, Ilya blushed and said to me: "Big Brother, let's stop whistling, okay, I can't take it anymore."

Oh, by the way, Ilya hasn't been let go until now.Illya, who is a hybrid of artificial human and human, has the same physiological needs as normal people.

In other words, the external play is also applicable to Illya.

As I thought about it, the whistle in my mouth got louder.

"I knew that none of the ghosts is a good person." Ilya's face flushed even more.

Finally, with Illya's comfortable gasp, her tense body relaxed.Looking up at the sky, she seemed to have seen through the world. As for the mosquitoes on her body, Illya had already ignored them.

Well, it seems appropriate to draw a dozen or so 'positive' characters on her thighs and pour a few bottles of milk on her.

......

The next morning, Illya and I were finally put down by Scathach.

As soon as she put it down, Illya walked up to Hiruko Hina, who had a similar experience with her, and hugged her, and said to her, "Hina-chan~hug."

Then, she was pushed away by little Binet in disgust.

"The smell is a bit strong." Binet complained to Illya.

Hearing her words, we around us finally couldn't help laughing.

Fortunately, Illya still has two loyal soy sauce maids Sera and Lijie Lite.The two of them smiled and picked up Ilya and walked into the tent.

After laughing, Drake said to me: "Rael, breakfast is ready, let's eat while we wait for poor little Illya to take a bath. Although it is much worse than Da Ming's chef, But it's still good to eat. Let's go after we eat."

"Breakfast, as long as you don't take out Qiuzi jam, Sanae bread, and Rael's barbecue, I can accept it." Skaha said to Drake.

Next to me, all the people who have lived by my side nodded in agreement.

"Rael, is the barbecue bad for you? I remember that you said you wanted barbecue yesterday, and you were directly pressed to the ground by Skaha." Drake asked curiously.

"It's not as simple as unpalatable, but something terrible. I suspect that as long as someone gives Leel's barbecue to Solomon, the human will be saved in an instant." Olga complained.

"Impossible." Dr. Roman said guiltily.

Author's message:

Ah, the scholar is finally healed

Thanks to Qiyeming for the reward; thanks to the monthly ticket of the dream traveler