My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"She never treats herself badly." Skaha responded to me with a smile.

I shrugged and didn't say much.

When I reached the door of the palace bedroom, the maid standing outside shouted at me sharply: "General Ashikaga, please untie your sword immediately, and then kneel down to pay respects to the emperor."

Looking at her words, Scathach directly pressed her head and said to her, "Do you want to die?"

Looking at Scathach's terrifying eyes, the female officer still looked at her unyieldingly.However, at this time, a lazy and soft female voice came from the dormitory.

"Ah, did Rael and Scathach come over to kiss? Don't stop them. You must know that if you annoy them, you may lose your life. I don't want the few I have worked so hard to cultivate. The maid is wasting this place!" the female voice ordered to the maid.

The maid was silent for a moment, then nodded with difficulty.

Then, a voice came from inside again.

"Dear Scatha, this is the first time we have met, Yuzao, I am looking forward to meeting you as a pen pal. Come in quickly, don't get angry with my maids anymore. There is no more food left, and raising a few maids is already the limit of my ability. Also, is this your lustful husband, Leel? Scatha, you really worked hard."

"Hey, Yuzaoqian, don't slander me like that!" Pushing aside the maid, I rushed in to meet the real face of Yuzaoqian who was going to kill me.

When I got inside, I could smell a soaring smell of alcohol.In front of me is a large pond with a diameter of more than ten meters, which is full of wine.All kinds of delicious meat products are hung above the pool.At the same time, there are many naked maids carrying fruits and snacks.

On the throne facing me, a woman in a blue kimono was scooping up wine from a pond and pouring it into her mouth.

Unlike normal human females, she has nine fox tails swaying around behind her, and a pair of fox ears on her head.Long pink hair, wearing a blue kimono, and his appearance is definitely the same as Scatha's, which is a disaster for the country.Wearing black stockings on her legs and high clogs on her feet, she was leaning on the throne at this moment with her legs raised high, revealing the absolute snow-white domain.After drinking, she was looking at us with a flushed face and a smile.

"Skaha, Rael, this is the scene I restored in imitation of the wine pool and meat forest back then! Come, have a drink. Don't worry, Tamamo, I didn't jump into the pool to take a bath~ Oh? Or, if you want If so, I can pick it up now. I can wash Tamamo clean.” Half drunk and half awake, Tamamo picked up the wine bowl and poured it into her mouth while smiling coquettishly at us. said.

Holding the wine and pouring it like this, the wine that didn't enter her mouth was directly spilled on Tamamo's chin, neck and chest, wet her loose kimono, revealing her attractive curves.

Looking at my eyes, Yuzao giggled, and then said to Skaha: "Skaha kissed your husband as you said, he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman. But it's a pity, Tamamo, I don't have any interest in other people's husbands."

I just glanced at it, as for that.I touched my nose, thinking aggrievedly.

Scathach shrugged, then crossed his legs to the side of the wine pool, took a wine bowl from the maid's hand, and drank the wine.

"Is there a bathroom here? Leyle and I came all the way here!" After taking a sip of wine, Skaha said to Yuzao.

"Oh? Yes, I've forgotten this." Yuzao looked at us with hazy eyes, then pointed to a screen, and said to us: "There is a hot spring pool I dug behind. Go there and wash it. I know that you are a vampire, Leel, and you can't get wet!"

"Thank you so much." Skaha picked me up and started walking behind the screen.

Tamamomae watched our movements with her hazy eyes, and then she opened her mouth and said to us: "After you come out, I have something important to tell you."

"Yeah." I nodded to show my understanding, and then I went behind the screen with Scathach to undress.

Amidst the exclamation of the maids serving beside me, Skaha and I walked into the hot spring pool and started bathing.

......

After changing into the plain yukata Tamamomae had prepared for us, Scathach and I strode out of the screen with bare feet.

Back to the side of the wine pool, I took a sip of wine, then looked at Yuzao and said, "So, what do you need to come to us? If not, I will settle accounts with you."

"What hatred?" Tamamo asked me drunkenly.

"Of course it's polygamy..." Halfway through, I saw Skaha looking at me, and then immediately fell silent.

"Just keep talking." Scatha, who put his bare feet into the drink, swiped the drink with his beautiful feet, and asked directly to Yuzao.

Yuzao put his hand into the wine and rowed around like Scatha. Hearing Scatha's words, he raised his head, looked at us seriously, and said, "I beg you, let's unify this Dongyang!"

"What?" I asked Yuzao with some puzzlement.

"I said, unify the East, and then help me find the Holy Grail." Picking up a piece of venison and throwing it to me, Tamamomae said to me seriously.

"Holy Grail? Is this related to the Holy Grail?" I asked Tamamo.

Tamamo nodded, and then said to us seriously: "That's right, so many heroic spirits that shouldn't exist in this world appear here because I created them!"

"Pfft!" I squirted out while taking a sip of wine.

"Ahem, are you saying that you are the culprit of everything?" After coughing twice, I asked Yuzao.

"Yeah." Tamazamo nodded, then took an empty box from the hand of a naked maid, and said to me: "Originally, I used the Holy Grail to make a wish for me to be the Emperor, but it seems The era is wrong, and then there are a lot of heroic spirits who have been given various identities in this Warring States era. Originally, I could continue to modify it with the Holy Grail, but it seems that I messed up this cup after I drank too much lost."

At the end, Tamamomae stuck out her tongue at us mischievously.

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"You mean, you lost the Holy Grail, and then you want to ask us to get it back?" I couldn't help asking, looking at Tamamo, who was lying drunk on the throne.

"Of course, I don't feel at ease if I ask others, so I can only entrust Yuzao to Mr. Leier and Scatha who just came here to kiss you two. I know that you two have no desire to conquer the world. Yes, Mr. Leier, your wish is only to conquer the beautiful girls in the world, and as for Scatha kissing you, it is only in pursuit of higher martial arts and your ideal." The drunkenness on his face is already obvious, and Yuzao is drunk at the moment said to us.

Hearing Yu Zaoqian's words, I touched my nose, and then asked her with some doubts: "Then, why don't you go out and fight for this world yourself? Also, what does your search for the Holy Grail have to do with unifying the world?"

"This..." Tamazamo opened his hazy drunken eyes, then stretched his waist, jumped up, and stood up.Stepping on high-heeled clogs, Tamamomae stumbled and walked in front of me on a catwalk.

Looking at me, then compared, looking at my stinky cheeks, Tamamo smiled and said to Skaha: "It's really the same as what you said in your letter, Leel's height is really short!"

"If you talk nonsense again, I will throw you into the wine pool and drown you alive. You are wearing high heels, of course you are taller than me." I gritted my teeth and said to Yuzao.

"Oh, is that so?" Tamazamo said coquettishly, then bent down and threw down the clogs under her feet.The exquisite jade feet wrapped in dark blue silk stockings stepped on the ground and were wet with the wine on the ground. The small and cute toes appeared, which looked very tempting.

Continuing to compare with me, Tamamo said with a smile: "Well, I'm still taller than you including my ears."