My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Ruyi golden cudgel, crescent shovel, is there a nine-toothed rake underneath?" Looking at the weapon in my hand, I said with a smile.

Then, in order to confirm my words, a gust of wind came out from above my head, only to see Tang Seng raised a rake and hit it on top of my head...

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"Hey, take my blow!" Holding a rake in the air, Tang Seng threw it at me.

However, in the face of this situation, I am currently able to do a job well enough not to put it in my eyes.Raising my hand, I directly held the handle of the nine-toothed rake, and then with a slight shake of my right hand, I knocked it out of Tang Seng's hand again.

Looking at me, Tang Seng's eyes became brighter, and his hands emitted a faint golden light representing Buddhism.

"I'm going to show my real skills!" With the light in his hand, Tang Seng said excitedly to me.

Then, the palm with the Buddha's light was facing me and smashed it.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

I casually stretched out my palm and slapped Tang Seng with Buddha's light three times in a row.Afterwards, Tang Seng who rushed up was pushed back by me, half kneeling on the ground.

"Wow!" Kneeling on the ground, Tang Seng's snow-white face flushed, and then spit out a dark red blood from his mouth.At the same time, there were corroded wounds on Tang Seng's hands.

Of course, although power has the upper hand, it's not easy for me.Although it is not the holy light that is the most incompatible with my vampire and restrains each other, the upright energy of Buddhism is also incompatible with my evil aura.

When I met her palm, the bloody energy in my body also started to fight back.While my energy was corroding her palm, the righteous energy also burned my palm.

"Ah, it hurts, don't do this next time you bastard!" Looking at the burnt palm, I couldn't help complaining to Tang Seng.

However, Tang Seng stared at me at this time, and then said seriously: "A monster? It seems that the poor monk is needed to subdue the demons! Although the poor monk's big apprentice is not here, the poor monk can't back down. !"

Afterwards, the energy in her hands rose rapidly.Looking at me, there was a golden light in his expression, he flew towards me, and hit me a series of palms.Following her movements, a golden Buddha appeared behind her.

"Let me show you the protection of the Buddha. Hey! "Five Elements Mountain Sakyamuni Tathagata Palm"!" While waving his palm at me, Tang Seng showed a serious look on his delicate face, showing his identity with her. Consistent with the temperament of eminent monks and great virtues.

Looking at Tang Seng's state, I couldn't help frowning and said angrily: "Do you really want to die?"

Because of energy conflicts, if I come into direct contact with Tang Seng in this state, I am afraid that the energy of both of us will have a great impact on each other.And this kind of impact, I, who have great advantages in energy and physique, may not necessarily die, but Tang Seng's body will definitely be completely eroded by the blood energy, and then broken.

If he is lucky, Tang Seng will become a vampire demon monk. If he is a little bit worse, he will go to the west to see the Buddha.

I couldn't sit back and watch the handsome Tang Seng die like this, so I used my right leg to dodge to the side, trying to avoid her attack.

However, as soon as he saw me dodging, Tang Seng Xiaoman turned around and continued to hit me.

So, I continued to dodge left and right, and did not come into direct contact with Tang Seng.

After hitting a few times, I also got angry,

"I said you gave me enough! If you continue like this, I will fight back! You give me enough!"

As I said this, I stretched out my clog-wearing feet and kicked Tang Seng in the abdomen.

Because the long heels on the clogs can separate me from Tang Seng, so I can hit the past with confidence.

As for why I wear clogs when I go out, of course it is for a very practical reason: wearing these clogs really increases my height!After wearing it, I was finally able to be almost as tall as the barefoot Scathach.

"Come on, eat my Ah Heiyan kick!" When I was kicking, I said to Tang Seng with a narrow smile on my face.

Well, at this time, the only one who still has this kind of evil taste is me, who is a peerless good husband and a vampire.

Although Tang Seng's rushing momentum was extremely fierce, it was obvious that she, who was at the end of her strength, could not react flexibly.Seeing my kick, Tang Seng could only grit his teeth and defended.

"But, do you think you can withstand my attack by gritting your teeth? You underestimate the name of Ah Hei Yan!" Looking at Tang Seng, I had a ghostly smile on my face.

Following my words, my clogs, which were still stained with fresh mud, were directly printed on Tang Seng's snow-white cassock.

The clogs stepped on his soft belly, and the severe pain directly made Tang Seng's face flushed, and blue veins appeared on his pink forehead.

"This is just the beginning, there are more exciting things to come!" I looked at Tang Seng like a fish on a chopping board.

Then, with my weird legwork, the scene got weirder and weirder.

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After dozens of kicks, the poor Chinese lady Tang Sanzang had already lay down on the ground.The dark blue stockings have been soaked with water, and the body is also dripping with sweat.The cassock was tightly attached to her body, revealing her exquisite and seductive curves.

The original golden eyes had been completely lost, and they rolled their eyes without expression.Opening her mouth, sticking out her small tongue, panting heavily, a spoiled smile appeared on her face.

"Ah~ I can't, I can't take it anymore! Ah! It's so painful. Ah! It's so comfortable. Hehe..." The unconscious Tang Sanzang muttered indiscriminately.

Seeing her in Ah Hei Yan state, I walked over with a smile, grabbed her Vairocana crown and kept turning it on my fingers.

"Let me tell you, don't play tricks next time!" Looking at the poor Tang Seng, I said with a smile.

Different from those fake monks who murdered and set fires, men thieve women and prostitutes, Tang Sanzang lying on the ground in front of him is really a good monk who is dedicated to Buddha and keeps accumulating virtue and doing good deeds!

Well, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Looking at Tang Seng lying on the ground with his legs curled up, with some wet marks on his fat legs, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white spring light, I thought with some uncertainty in my heart.

Thinking of this, I turned my attention to the Oda family and the Ichiko clan.

Because Hijikata and I blocked the cavalry team, the non-threatening musketeers started shooting continuously.Whether they were sitting on horseback or standing on the mountain road, the monks and soldiers were shot and fell to the ground.

Although the power of the iron cannon is not great, the impact of this weapon, which is rare in the East, on the monks and soldiers can be imagined.It would be fine if there was a leader, but unfortunately their leader Honganji has been completely suppressed by Hector, and there is no time to start ordering the monks and soldiers.

Because of this, those monks began to run towards the mountain one after another, and the whole situation was completely irreversible.

Seeing this, the suppressed Honganji couldn't help cursing: "It's really useless."