My Wife Can't Be a Bba

"Who is it? Come out!" Looking at the woods from where the crossbow came from, I shouted loudly into it.

Hearing my words, several poisoned crossbow bolts came from the woods and shot towards my chest.Then, the man's voice came again.

"Why do I want to come out? Come here! You little hypocrite, don't you have the guts to come here? Are you a man after all? Or, I'll give you a set of women's clothing."

"I really want you to have a sister or a daughter to let me verify for you whether I am a man or not!" I said through gritted teeth.

I knew this guy was obviously mocking and luring me into the trap.But ah, I still eat this set.

Gritting my teeth, I rushed towards the woods.

This damn guy, I must let you have a taste of the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty!

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I rushed into the woods, and the first thing that greeted me were a few bottles filled with poisonous smoke.Along with the poisonous smoke, there were several crossbow arrows shooting at the bottle behind.

Seeing this, I rushed forward with strides, then reached out to grab a few bottles, then raised my left foot and swung it in a semicircle, kicking all the flying crossbow arrows down.

When I put my feet down, a shiny metal object in the grass suddenly hit me again.

Fortunately, my agility is high enough, and the boots were pulled out like lightning as soon as they touched the ground.Taking a closer look, a bear trap made of fine iron is being closed together.If I had been slower just now, my calf would have been caught by the clamp.

Just after I retracted my calf, several logs in the woods smashed towards me.And behind the log, the man shot out several more poisoned crossbow bolts.

"Oh, it's really insidious enough!" I said with a curl of my mouth.Then he spread his bat wings behind him.

""Red Magic"!" "

The blood-red barrage directly knocked down the flying logs and crossbow bolts.Then I snapped my fingers again, and countless iron chains appeared from the space behind me, weaving an iron net in the half-waist of the tree.

"Hmph, let's see how much you can do this time." Stepping on the iron net, I said with a smile.Then, I stuck my boots on the iron chain and started gliding in the direction of the sound.

When I got to the place where the voice came from, his voice came from another place.

"Hmph, don't underestimate me as a ranger!"

I pointed my middle finger in the direction of the voice, and picked up Gungnir.Immediately afterwards, I took a sharp gun and began to slash at the surrounding trees.

"I'll see how you hide after these trees are cut down!" I said with a cold snort.

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After a lot of cutting work under constant interference, the guy who had been hiding for a long time finally showed his figure.

Holding a crossbow in his hand, wearing green camouflage clothes, orange hair, thin and slender figure, looking at me with a smile on his face.

"Good afternoon!" He greeted me with a smile on his face, then shrugged his shoulders and said to me: "It's our first meeting, Robin Hood, I'm a grand thief."

Then, pointing at me with a crossbow arrow, he said: "Then, please grab it without your arms!"

Saying this, he still sang in his mouth: "O Funeral Tree, sharpen your minions! 'Bow of Prayer'!"

Following his words, a bunch of huge vines protruded from the bare forest that I cut.And the vines closed towards me, as if they were going to form a tree.

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Looking at the vine branches rushing towards me and the weird blue oil paint on them, I showed a serious expression on my face.

Although this guy's strength is not very good, I can't underestimate the things that have been arranged after such a long time.What's more, if the guy in front of him is Robin Hood, then it is obvious that he should be a first-class servant of the heroic spirit.

"Glory to the Judgment of Vlad ?epe?"! "

I shouted like this, and then stretched out countless long spears from the ground full of branches to pierce the branches.Then I spread my wings and flew into the air.

The branches on the ground were pierced by the spear, and suddenly lost their forward momentum, and were forcibly stopped before the last moment of closing.Then, the staying branches and vines spread a green picture on the ground.

"It's a pity that you can't fly, or you can take a look at the beautiful pictures I made." I snapped my fingers and looked at Robin Hood on the ground.

"This is really difficult!" Robin Hood showed a wry smile on his face, and then tried to back away, continuing to hide his figure.

But how could I, who was already looking down on him in the sky, let him leave smoothly!

"Eat me vampire dive!" Facing Robin Hood's direction, I swooped down from the sky.

Seeing me attacking him, Luo Binghan raised the crossbow in his hand and shot at me.But it's a pity that even in this almost face-to-face state, my ability still allows me to easily dodge his crossbow bolts.

Seeing that the archery failed, Robin Hood stepped back, and at the same time kicked his right foot high, trying to hit me in the chest.

"Doesn't an archer have to fight in close combat with someone!" I showed a relaxed and comfortable face, and then I stretched out my left hand and smashed his right leg.

Click!There was a clear sound of bone cracking, and Robin Hood's right leg was obviously bent into a strange appearance.Immediately afterwards, my right hand firmly pressed his shoulder so that he could not escape.

next.It's time to act out whether my head is ironed or not.

"Come on, give me a mallet!" Pressing down on Robin Hood, I hit him on the head.

boom!There was a muffled sound, and Robin Hood, who was originally clear-eyed, suddenly rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.

"Um, so many stars!" After speaking, Robin Hood passed out immediately.

Looking at the unconscious Robin Hood, I shrugged and then dragged him up like a dead dog.

"That Billy the Kid in the tavern should have almost woken up, let's go back to that tavern and talk about it. In addition, what the hell is the Eastern Army he said? The United States only fought the Civil War, never He fought the East-West War!