My Wife Can't Be a Bba

Sitting down, I opened my mouth and asked her: "Let me tell you, what is your background! Also, I am not a young lady, my name is Rael, I am just a vampire out of interest!"

"Rael, this name is not your real name! However, it is actually similar to your original name, which is not unacceptable." Listening to me, Sakuya, who was kneeling beside me, said Said.

"I said, what are your identities! And what is my origin?" I asked her.

Pointing to himself, Sakuya began to introduce himself.

"My name is Izaya Sakuya, and I am the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

Afterwards, she pointed at Meiling next to her and said, "She is Hong Meiling, and she is a member of the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

"Scarlet Devil Mansion?" I asked her blankly.

Seeing my bewildered expression, Sakuya's eyes showed pain, and then continued to me softly: "The Scarlet Devil Mansion is your residence in Gensokyo."

"Gensokyo?" The question in my heart became more serious.

"Gensokyo is a pure land of bliss located within the Great Barrier of Hakurei, where gods, humans, and monsters live together. And you are the king of all blood races in Gensokyo." Sakuya continued to speak to me.

And at this time, Fran who was next to me smiled and said, "By the way, sister..., brother, the vampires in Gensokyo are only the two of us now!"

"Two people..., so I became the king of vampires because no one became the king?" I said a little speechlessly.

It's just that I saw Fran, Sakuya, and Meiling showing expressions of nostalgia and fear at the same time.

"No, there used to be other vampires in Gensokyo. But because you didn't obey your leadership, you cleaned them all up." Sakuya said to me.

Oh?Have I ever done something like this?It really fits my personality!I thought so with great interest.

Afterwards, I continued to look at Sakuya seriously and said, "So, what is my identity? Also, what is going on with my current physical condition? Let me tell you, I am a real Men, don't mention me any more Missy!"

"Well, I see, master. Well, the sweet life of the maid and the master after marriage is really good!" Sakuya nodded in agreement, and then a slut-like smile appeared on his face, and the corners of his mouth drooled.

After I tapped her on the head, she began to seriously introduce who I used to be.

"You are the master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, one of the strongest in Gensokyo, and the head of the Scarlet family—Remilia Scarlet!"

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"Remilia Scarlet?" I murmured the name about me from Izaya Sakuya who claimed to be my head maid, and black lines appeared on my face. .

"This name is really too feminine!" I said directly.

Hearing what I said, Fulan lay on my back and said, "Of course! You are my dear elder sister. This name was chosen for you by the family!"

"I didn't say that, you always say that I am a woman, but I feel that I am a very healthy adult man! How did this happen?" I hugged Fran, then looked at Sakuya and asked road.

Hearing my question, Sakuya said to me, "This is because of the failed magic experiment between you and Mrs. Patchouli."

"Magic?" I asked Sakuya curiously.Although I haven't seen it, I heard Scatha introduce me to the situation about magic!According to Scathach, although my strength is not inferior to the second and fifth magicians, it has nothing to do with magic!

Sakuya nodded, and then continued to me: "Well, that's right, Mrs. Paqiuli is a magician who manipulates the seven elements."

"Wait, Qiyao? It seems that the magic we two are talking about is not a concept." I said to Sakuya.Then, I started to explain to Sakuya about the difference between magic and magic.

"Well, just like the size..., as the young master said, magic and magic are collectively referred to as magic in Gensokyo. Before we talked about the magic experiment between you and Patchouli?" Sakuya said to me.

"Wait, you haven't told me who Paqiuli is?" I interrupted Sakuya again.

Facing this question, Sakuya took out a broken photo directly from his pocket.Half of them have been damaged, and on top of the broken photo, there is a person wearing a pajama-like outfit, the inner layer is fluffy and comfortable clothes with purple and lavender vertical stripes; the outer layer is covered with a lavender long coat, A girl with ruffles at the hem.She has long straight purple hair tied at the end with a ribbon, and her long temples are also tied with ribbons, and she is holding a thick book in her hand.

"This is Miss Paqiuli. She is your friend and the administrator of the large library under the Scarlet Devil Mansion." Sakuya began to introduce me.

Librarian, what a scary job.I thought silently in my heart.

"By the way, brother! Do you know? Why did Sakuya carry such a photo?" Fran continued to speak to me.

"Why?" I asked her curiously.

Pointing to the remaining half of the photo, Fran continued to say to me, "This photo was taken by Sakuya with the camera that came over from Xianglin Hall when you and Paqi were sitting together. .”

"Wait! Shun!" I looked at Sakuya in surprise.

Sakuya nodded with a clear face.

At this time, Fran continued to speak: "Later, sister, you made a mess of Gensokyo, and after disappearing, Sakuya has been thinking about you with a photo. Later, the side was lost after grinding. "

I looked at Sakuya, and the eyes became more and more dangerous.

"That, Sakuya! You should continue to talk about the experiment between me and that Patchouli!"

I always feel that Sakuya will become more and more dangerous in my eyes if I continue to talk.

Sakuya nodded, and then continued to say to me: "At that time, you said that the strength in Gensokyo is growing slower and slower, and at this time, Mrs. Paqiuli happened to experiment with a drug that can promote physical growth and growth. Then, you tried it. However, when you were experimenting, it seemed that you put a little too much potion, which caused the rapid development of your body and gender conversion."

"..." I stared at Sakuya dumbfounded.

"What's next?" I already felt like my brain was running out.However, the story of the Arabian Nights came out of Sakuya's mouth without any intention of lying.

This incident caused my outlook on life to collapse rapidly.

Looking at me, Sakuya continued to use a reminiscing expression and said: "Afterwards, due to the error of the experiment, your power went berserk, and then turned Gensokyo upside down. And then you carried a Yupa on your body The magic item that travels through time and space researched by Master Qiuli, so you went to another world."

After that, I seem to understand.After that, I traveled to the Kingdom of Shadows, and fought with Scathach, and finally I became her husband with amnesia.