My Wife Can't Be a Bba

Saying this, I casually took off the outer jacket of the military uniform, and then put it on Illya.

And at this time, I, who was only wearing a shirt on my upper body, also felt a trace of coolness emerging from behind Ilya.This temperature is definitely not something that can be formed naturally, it must be someone displaying some ability in the shadows.

By the way, didn't Sakuya say that Gensokyo is very peaceful?Why does this hostility still exist now?

"Who!" I asked loudly.

Hearing my words, a figure flew out swaggeringly.

She is shorter than Illya and Little Jack, with blue hair and eyes, and a big bow tied behind her head.She is wearing a white and blue dress with three pairs of ice blue wings on her back.

Seeing our group, this guy showed no fear in his eyes, and then patted his undulating chest. The young girl said proudly to us: "Are you new to Gensokyo? I'll tell you Tell me, I am the strongest existence in Gensokyo, Ice Fairy—Cirno, from now on you will call me Lord Cirno! By the way, why do you look so familiar to me! Tell me, what are you? Its origins can still impress the great Sir Cirno."

Gensokyo is the strongest?My mind felt speechless for a while.Obviously, this guy's strength is definitely at the level of scum. If I want to, I can press her to the ground and rub her casually with just one move.

"Young master, don't pay attention to this guy, he's just a fool." Standing by the side, Sakuya said lightly.

"Ah! You, the head maid of the Red Devil, dare to slander me like this, I will never let you go." Obviously, the idiot Cirno was mad by Sakuya's words, spread her wings, and then Ready to unleash your power.

"Frozen symbol [Perfect Freeze]!"

Facing us, a pile of ice crystals was released.It's just that, in terms of this level of concentration, there is really no threat to us at all!

"The World"! "Sakuya directly paused the time, then canceled all the spell cards flying towards us, and directly grabbed Cirno's clothes and brought her to us.

"Master, what should I do with this? Is it braised in brown sauce or steamed, or put into the cake as a filling." Sakuya said to me.

Looking at Sakuya's words, several of us immediately looked at her with horrified eyes, and even Illya and Little Jack hugged each other in fear.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said to her: "Here, Sakuya, how did you think of these horrible things? The whole Gensokyo's painting style has changed when you say this!"

"It's not a big deal, young master, when will I take you to the bamboo forest to see what is Gensokyo's highest grade offal soup." Sakuya said to me aggrievedly.

Afterwards, she added: "As for why I want to try this, of course it is to practice with this little girl first, and then use it on the right master!"

Saying this, Sakuya stared at Scathach, with deep hostility in his eyes.

When I saw this, I couldn't help holding my forehead.I knocked on Sakuya's head casually, and I told her: "Okay, okay, leave this idiot alone, let's go back quickly."

"Understood, young master." Sakuya nodded, and then walked towards the lake with this stupid monster.

But at this time, this stupid goblin was still struggling and shouting.

"Let me tell you, you bastard, let me go quickly. Otherwise, I, Sir Cirno, will not spare you! Also, why do you listen to another person? You are not that red devil Is it your loyal dog? How can you listen to other people's orders?"

"It's very simple, that's my master, the master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion——Remilia Scarlet." Sakuya said this, and then with a force in his hand, he threw Cirno into the lake.

I watched Sakuya's ferocious movements, touched my nose and said, "Well, won't something happen after Cirno throws it in? Even if he doesn't die, it won't be good if he catches a cold."

"It's okay, this guy is an ice fairy, and his temperature is lower than ice, so don't worry about it." Sakuya said lightly.After that, she continued to say to me: "Also, young master, when did you hear that idiots can catch a cold?"

"That's true." I nodded in understanding.

Afterwards, we gorgeously ignored Cirno, who was still thrashing in the lake, and continued to move towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

When I got to the door of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Paqiuli, who was exactly the same as in the photo Sakuya gave me, stood at the door.Behind her, there was a witch-like girl in a white shirt, black vest, and red hair.

That is probably the succubus summoned by Paqiuli that Sakuya said.

Seeing me, Paqiuli's eyes revealed a look of joy.

"Hey, Remi, you are finally back." Paqiuli said happily to me.

Compared with her frankness, my expression is a little embarrassed.Although I know that the person in front of me is my friend, I really don't know how to answer her.

As if seeing my strangeness, Paqiuli said with some doubts: "Well, Remy, haven't you recovered your memory yet?"

"Well, that's right, I really don't have any previous memories." I said directly.

Hearing my words, Paqiuli showed a look of regret on her face.Then he smiled and said to me: "No problem, Remi, you will definitely recover your memory with me. However, there is no way to recover your gender. From now on, you can only live as a man. "

"This is very good! After all, I have been a man since I can remember, and now I have adapted to this kind of life." I said with a smile.

Afterwards, I pointed to Scatha standing beside me and said, "This is my current wife, Queen Scathach of the Kingdom of Shadows."

"..., what!?" Paqiuli, who was listening to my words and quietly waiting for my words, was stunned.At the same time, the two people, including the little devil behind her, widened their eyes and opened their mouths, as if their jaws were about to fall to the ground.

Looking at Paqiuli who was already speaking English excitedly, I reached out and patted her on the head and said, "What's so strange, I'm a standard male now! What's wrong with having a wife?"

Looking at me tremblingly, Paqiuli took a long time to digest before accepting the news.Then facing Scarha, he stammered and said: "Well, good afternoon, Scarha. My name is Paqiuli, and I'm Remy's friend,"

"Hello, Paqiuli, I'm Scarha." Facing a woman who was not a rival in love, Scarha was still very polite.

After saying hello, Paqiuli looked curiously at the other women behind her.

"These are?" Paqiuli asked me with some doubts.

"Yu is Nero, the emperor of Rome, and also Rael's lover." Nero said directly to Patchouli.

"Rael?" Patchouli had some doubts.

"That's my current name. As a male, I can't use a female name." I said.

Hearing what I said, Paqiuli nodded and said: "Rael, Lemiel, Remilia, these words are not very different, and I feel that they are not bad as names."

First he nodded in a sudden realization, and then suddenly remembered the second half of Nero's sentence.

"Wait, what did she say? She's your lover too!?" Paqiuli asked me.