My Wife Can't Be a Bba

I nodded, then looked at her and said, "Anyway, just let me hide in this place. Go do your own work. I'll stay by the side and read a book for a while."

"Okay, there are books suitable for you over there." Paqiuli pointed to the bookshelf on one side and said to me.

"I see." I nodded and walked towards the bookshelf.

What book is right for me?I thought about it this way, and then I saw a bunch of books like "Jin x Plum", "Deng x Monk".

Well, understand me.I thought so, then picked up a book and began to read it with relish.However, I just watched for a while when I saw a person hiding next to one of the bookcases.

who!I thought about it, and then walked over there.Then, I saw a blond girl in black and white witch clothes smiling and putting Patchouli's book in her pocket.

"Who are you?" I approached quietly on tiptoe, and then said loudly to her.At the same time, I have to start to catch her.

However, she had already reacted at this time, and then quickly backed away.

"Miss Thief, your skills are really good!" I said to the person in front of me with a smile.

"I'm not a thief. I'm borrowing books. You understand borrowing books! Can magicians be called stealing?" the girl said loudly to me.

Then, she looked at me curiously and said, "By the way, who are you? Although I look familiar, I've never seen you before!"

"This Scarlet Devil's Mansion is my property, who do you think I am?" I said to her.

Looking at me, she nodded with enlightenment and said, "Oh, Remi! Looks like you're back! But how did you forget my name?"

"Well, my memory hasn't recovered yet." I said to her.

"That's it, that's really a pity!" The girl said with some regret.Then, she changed her tone and said to me: "Then, Remi, I want to see your strength after the experiment. Come on, have a cannon with Marisa Kirisame, oh no, yes Fight me!"

Author's message:

Thanks to Paul Bunyan for the salted fish and razor blades, and to the Three Thousands of Ukiyo, the monthly pass engraved on the crescent moon

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"If you want to fight, just fight here, don't go anywhere else!" Looking at Marisa Kirisame who was looking at me eagerly, Paqiuli who was next to me said lightly, and then stretched out her hand and pointed at the middle of the bookshelf. There was a clearing.

Seeing Paqiuli's movements, the girl named Marisa jumped to a section of the open space.

"Say, Remi, come on, let me see the results of your training these days. Are you ready?" Marisa said loudly to me.

Hearing what she said, I said helplessly: "Well, why should I fight with you? It's suspicious no matter how you think about coming to me to talk about fighting for no reason. In other words, I have only I just know your name is Kirisame Marisa!"

Hearing what I said, Marisa scratched her head, then tightened the hat on her head and said, "Well, I'm Marisa Kirisame, although I'm from the East, but I'm just an ordinary Western magician. Currently, I live in the Forest of Magic and am the owner of the Wuyu Magic Shop. Come on, let's start having sex!"

"Let me tell you, if you say it outside, people may misunderstand you!" I said to her.

Tilting her head and looking at me, Marisa said curiously, "What? Is there something wrong with what I said? But I always say that when I'm fighting with others!"

"That's because the people you're fighting against are all women, okay! You said it's obviously wrong for you to say that with me as an adult man!" I said loudly to Marisa.

Patting her forehead, Marisa smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I forgot that Remi is not a woman anymore. Then, let's fight!"

"Why do I want to fight you!" I continued to say to her in a helpless tone.

Off to the side, Patchouli chimed in.

"Well, Remi, I still think it's better for you to fight her. After all, if you want to stay in Gensokyo for a long time, getting familiar with the bullet screen is a necessary step."

Listening to Paqiuli's words, I couldn't help saying: "Well, why do you have to use barrage?"

"It's very simple. This is the rule of Gensokyo. In order to maintain the stability of the entire enchantment, every strong man in Gensokyo needs to use barrage to fight without being threatened by his own life. This point , and you agreed to it at the beginning, although it is also a bit similar to the form of the alliance under the city." Paqiuli explained to me.

I touched my chin and said, "Well, I understand. By the way, Paqi, who did I lose to?"

Hearing that I was forcibly signed by someone at the beginning, I definitely felt uncomfortable in my heart, so I need to know who that person is.

"This is the Yakumo Zi who sent you here. When you first entered Gensokyo, after you eliminated the vampires in the original book, you led us to conquer the entire Gensokyo. At this time, Yakumo Zi That guy appeared and forced peace after defeating you. It wasn't until Reimu grew up a little later that he established a barrage system." Paqiuli said to me.

After hearing that, I started to recall that smiling old woman Yakumo Zi again.This guy makes me feel a lot of fear in my heart.

I was thinking like this, and then Marisa walked up to me and said loudly, "Hey, are you going to hit me or not?"

"Okay, come on, let's fight!" I smiled and agreed to Marisa's words, then walked to the other side of the open space, spread my wings and flew into the air.

On the opposite side, Marisa straightened her hat, then took out something similar to a gossip furnace from her hand, and at the same time grabbed the broom in her hand, and flew into the air.

"I said, you can fly without a broom!" I couldn't help complaining while watching Marisa's flight.

"Well, although flying is common sense in Gensokyo, I wouldn't be a magician if I didn't have a broom!" Marisa said with a smile.

"But if you fly like this, you will be gone... Well, safety pants are the most failed inventions in human history." I wanted to continue complaining, but I was speechless when I saw her clothes up.

Saying this, I saw Marisa take out the Bagua furnace and point it at me.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's see the trick! The magic talisman "Star Dust Reverie"! "

Then the gossip furnace emitted a dazzling light, and then many barrages appeared and shot towards me.

Looking at the large number of barrage, I couldn't help being surprised.The density of this barrage can be said to be the only one I have ever seen in my life.And Marisa's power, through my perception, is much worse than Sakuya's. For me, if I don't use the barrage system, it can be easily solved.Even such an ordinary magician can cast a barrage that dazzles me. It's no wonder that my own body has such a strong ability to avoid flying props.

However, in the face of this situation, it is impossible for me to admit defeat.

"Night Sign "Bombard Night"! "I spread my wings, stretched out with one hand and released a lot of barrage.

Seeing the actions of the two of us, Paqiuli who was standing next to her showed a helpless look on her face.Then she opened the magic book, and muttering to herself, she spread a transparent light curtain around the two of us to block our barrage.

"Well, Remi, your magic power has become much stronger than before, but it seems that the bullet screen is much rougher than before!" Looking at the bullet screen I typed, Marisa said to me with a smile.